All my tweets

August 29, 2025

Everything I ever tweeted


When Twitter turned to X it marked a turning point – probably for the whole internet, perhaps for society itself! Twitter was a fun place I wanted to hang out. X was not. I decided to delete my account, but in honour of the nine years of fun times I had on Twitter I’ve published all my tweets here, on my own hidden corner of the internet.

@DanteLore
2025-08-27 21:48 UTC
Left my data lying around here for too long... next week, I'm deleting it - so this is your last chance to train your AI to fix Land Rovers and drink beer.

Like all the billionaires I've got my own social media platform now anyway: http://dantelore.com

BYE!
@DanteLore
2023-06-15 22:20 UTC
@GWRHelp you know what, if you can't be arsed to run a rail service past Theale to Newbury etc, just have the stones to admit it. Bus after bus after bus. You keep pretending you're a rail business, but you're a low rent bus company at best.
@DanteLore
2023-01-21 15:49 UTC
When I stashed those pallets in the loft 5 years ago, they all thought I was mad...

I probably am mad.
@DanteLore
2022-08-29 02:09 UTC
#nomusiconadeadplanet never been a more appropriate hashtag.
@DanteLore
2022-06-13 21:06 UTC
@GWRHelp honestly, how many nights this year do we have to be on a bus between Reading and Newbury? Is running a train just too expensive? How broken is the railway?
@DanteLore
2022-02-08 09:34 UTC
@thetrainline hey, I'm trying to reschedule my Eurostar booking due to covid, however after I search new tickets and go to payment I get this error. In Android and Web. What can I do??
@DanteLore
2022-01-19 23:08 UTC
@AskGiants please help! My farm is slowly filling up with half-buried honey pallets. I'm on XBox S.
@DanteLore
2021-09-18 18:52 UTC
Just had a 12oz steak and a pint of beer at a pub that's about 6 miles down the road.

So good that we've cast off the shackles of the EU and gone back to the long-abandoned #ImperialMeasures. So much has changed already!!!!

#ffs
@DanteLore
2021-09-03 21:37 UTC
RT @simongerman600: Really makes you think 🧐
@DanteLore
2021-07-31 19:36 UTC
RT @lizmulhall: Just London tube things
@DanteLore
2021-07-24 18:19 UTC
This. Only this. 1000 times this. https://x.com/MrStuartForrest/status/1418466984031830016
@DanteLore
2021-07-15 18:12 UTC
This is why I come back to twitter... https://x.com/MrMappy/status/1415720153824759810
@DanteLore
2021-07-11 16:48 UTC
If it's planning on coming home, I'm locking the front door. Piss off somewhere else! https://x.com/NewsForAIl/status/1414246103407529989
@DanteLore
2021-07-02 17:26 UTC
RT @ryanburge: In 2018 - "I know God really exists and I have no doubts about it."

Silent: 70%
Boomers: 59%
Gen X: 62%

But, look at this…
@DanteLore
2021-06-30 21:26 UTC
#garden
@DanteLore
2021-06-17 17:31 UTC
RT @MrTimDunn: #TravelByTrain – West Coast edition.
It mightn’t always be record-breaking; it mightn’t always be historic. But if there’s o…
@DanteLore
2021-06-13 15:48 UTC
While you were watching the euro kick ball battles...
@DanteLore
2021-06-06 22:12 UTC
Not a terrible week's work. Back to my real job tomorrow...

7 days ago vs today:
@DanteLore
2021-06-05 15:20 UTC
Walls are starting to form amid the chaos of wood and pipes. It's a magical process.
@DanteLore
2021-06-04 18:55 UTC
Two of these this time...
@DanteLore
2021-06-02 23:55 UTC
On the way back from the pub.
@DanteLore
2021-06-02 15:51 UTC
Wondering how Plumbing Week is going?

Thought you were...
@DanteLore
2021-05-19 20:22 UTC
Dawn at the Henge!

#unity #ShaderGraph #gamedev
@DanteLore
2021-05-19 20:18 UTC
Some fun with a torch...

#unity #gamedev #endless #terrain
@DanteLore
2021-05-19 19:59 UTC
A spooky stone circle, perhaps used for human sacrifice?
A ten minute night and day cycle.
A handy torch.
@DanteLore
2021-05-17 18:55 UTC
More assets, more beauty...
@DanteLore
2021-05-15 17:48 UTC
Bathroom smashing progress...
@DanteLore
2021-05-14 16:20 UTC
Temples are looking nicer now... 🛕🕍😍

Don't worry though... back to bathroom renovation content tomorrow 🛁🔨🚿
@DanteLore
2021-05-12 19:41 UTC
git commit -m "Added temples, at the request of my children".

Maybe a procedural temple generator would make a good side-side project?
@DanteLore
2021-05-10 20:23 UTC
I added Biomes. Biomes!

#unity #gamedev
@DanteLore
2021-05-10 18:44 UTC
Public Service Announcement:

The new @CocaCola_GB Zero tastes terrible 🤮😢

Message ends.
@DanteLore
2021-05-08 14:26 UTC
git commit -m "Added little clumps of pretty flowers"
@DanteLore
2021-05-06 20:09 UTC
Waaaaay too much of today was spent making these rocks lie flat on hillsides.

Should have paid more attention in my CG course at uni...

#SurfaceNormals
@DanteLore
2021-05-05 23:09 UTC
I've been learning Unity. As a result I am up late, making an infinite virtual world with no purpose.
@DanteLore
2021-04-13 16:45 UTC
Count me in for one of these... https://x.com/LnghrnEngineer/status/1381980738225078282
@DanteLore
2021-03-31 19:24 UTC
RT @djs654: @militaryhistori

I do believe it was you sir, who recommended the Thunderbirds to rescue the Ever Given. It appears they hear…
@DanteLore
2021-03-23 22:01 UTC
Plumbing:
80% staring at pipes, wondering where they go and what fool made them into those shapes

15% driving to @Screwfix *again*

2% making pipes follow a route you thought was sensible, but inevitably looks like a bowl of spaghetti

3% hoping nobody sees what you did

#diy
@DanteLore
2021-03-20 19:13 UTC
Week days: Weekends:
@DanteLore
2021-03-14 17:18 UTC
En suite go bye bye!
@DanteLore
2021-03-07 23:41 UTC
RT @chrischirp: LONG THREAD (21 tweets): As schools return this week in England, am I optimistic or pessimistic about Covid right now?

TL…
@DanteLore
2021-03-02 22:58 UTC
Weird Imposter Syndrome dreams this week:

I've been asked to join the team at number 10, because the government is "data led" and I'm shuffled into a room where shirt-and-chino wearing young Tory types are crammed round a large table, pouring over laptops and paperwork...
@DanteLore
2021-03-02 21:48 UTC
Went to pick the car up from the garage today. Cycled there, drove back. Google thinks I busted out a 40MPH personal best past Greenham Common.

Not got the heart to tell them... so that's 9000 calories burned today I guess.
@DanteLore
2021-02-26 20:52 UTC
1. Could this have been an email?

Of course, but it makes me feel more important to get a load of people to listen to me say it aloud

2. Did it need to be an hour?

Obvs! That's how Outlook works

3. At lunch!?

Well, it *was* the only free slot you had left in your 8 hour day https://x.com/nickducoff/status/1365282716959322112
@DanteLore
2021-02-24 23:39 UTC
Most adults at the end of lockdown... https://x.com/Reuters/status/1364531716996620291
@DanteLore
2021-02-22 14:50 UTC
RT @dpeilow: HS2 receives wide criticism in the green community, opposing it is even Green Party policy. Why? The crux seems to be claims o…
@DanteLore
2021-02-22 12:31 UTC
RT @MartinDoyleIT: God, Craig David and The Very Hungry Caterpillar: A Timetable
@DanteLore
2021-02-16 08:27 UTC
Add to basket... https://x.com/planetarduino/status/1361586665177964544
@DanteLore
2021-02-14 23:03 UTC
How it feels to watch the news every day since 2016... https://x.com/Elwick70/status/1361010173490380800
@DanteLore
2021-02-13 21:00 UTC
In case anyone was thinking it was a good idea to build a shower out of plywood...
At least I have a new project.
@DanteLore
2021-02-12 16:12 UTC
My kids are trolling me at a semi-professional level.
Left my study to find this in the door...
#MotivationalQuotes #livelaughlove
@DanteLore
2021-02-09 21:38 UTC
Species at risk of boiling it's own planet with CO2...

Evolves intelligence to recognise the risk...

Uses this rare and wonderful gift to...

Invent a system with no tangible benefit or output other than to incentivise creation of a shit ton of CO2...

What a time to be alive! https://x.com/ruskin147/status/1359183875059179524
@DanteLore
2021-02-03 19:41 UTC
Meanwhile, 200 software engineers have moved into hexagonal pods where they devour sugary substances and grow fat. https://x.com/imogenheapsort/status/1356669964040605696
@DanteLore
2021-01-17 14:00 UTC
Pretty quiet at Thatcham International Airport today. The pandemic has hit the travel sector quite hard...
@DanteLore
2021-01-12 10:25 UTC
Traditional annual "stuff I made" roundup: complete.

https://dantelore.com/posts/stuff-i-made-in-2020/ - Stuff I made in 2020 by @DanteLore
@DanteLore
2021-01-09 16:32 UTC
RT @JohnSmithChgo: To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform:

Think of Twitter as a Christian b…
@DanteLore
2021-01-08 22:34 UTC
Two days ago, @Spuginowski flipped over to @CNN to watch the terrorists. We have honestly not changed the channel since then. It's like #newscrack
@DanteLore
2021-01-07 15:58 UTC
Love handles.
Small knobs.
You get the idea.
@DanteLore
2021-01-06 22:29 UTC
RT @brian_bilston: Here’s a poem called ‘Fibonazi Sequence’.
@DanteLore
2021-01-04 21:18 UTC
Just remember our three simple rules:

Dither and delay
Confuse the populace
Spread the virus
Screw up the kids

...as I said, FOUR simple rules.
#Lockdown3 #GodSaveUsAll #HeIsntEvenReallyCalledBorisForFucksSake
@DanteLore
2021-01-04 18:50 UTC
Seems legit...
#slackoutage #slackdown #architecture
@DanteLore
2021-01-03 14:39 UTC
Project complete*

Oak desk tidy for inevitable six more months of home working.

*handles pending
@DanteLore
2021-01-02 19:55 UTC
Wow! Only 70 years to give everyone a dose! Such fast! So speed! Pandemic over! To the pub! Roll on 2091!

(I assumed 7B people in the world, that might not be enough)
@DanteLore
2021-01-02 18:05 UTC
2021 continues to be the year of wood working success. Not sure I believe it. One more drawer and some Roman ogees before I'm back to work on Monday.
@DanteLore
2021-01-01 15:00 UTC
I hope everything in 2021 goes as well as fitting the back panel to this oak box.

Spoiler Alert: it won't.
@DanteLore
2020-12-26 18:56 UTC
Ho ho ho! Meeeeeeeery boxing day!
@DanteLore
2020-12-24 16:39 UTC
Well, that was fun. I wonder if the UK can get through the next year or two _without_ kicking itself squarely in the bollocks?
@DanteLore
2020-12-18 09:24 UTC
I'm starting to get the feeling that conflating 'opinion' and 'truth' might be a bit of a problem for the world right now... https://x.com/YouGov/status/1339861027064852480
@DanteLore
2020-12-12 23:17 UTC
Why does everyone care so much about fish all of a sudden? 90% of the population hasn't had anything more exotic than cod and chips this year.
@DanteLore
2020-12-06 18:38 UTC
Projects are never finished in the Taylor household, but I'm going to invoice for this one now I think.
Just the shelves to finish.
@DanteLore
2020-12-06 15:17 UTC
What could possibly go wrong?
@DanteLore
2020-11-30 21:29 UTC
Christmas list updated https://x.com/FacesPics/status/1333514926502129664
@DanteLore
2020-11-27 08:32 UTC
Each area will nominate a champion, who will fight to the death in a televised tournament of strength and cunning.
Those who emerge victorious will win the right to drink beer without having a substantial meal.
May the reproduction number be ever in your favour! https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1332009997149085696
@DanteLore
2020-11-10 19:46 UTC
When they can send more little cars down these pipes than they can currently send normal cars down the M4 at rush hour, safely and without delays or jams, then, and only then, this will be a cool technology.
Until then, we should all invest in bikes and high speed rail! https://x.com/SkyNews/status/1325824213681401862
@DanteLore
2020-11-08 11:39 UTC
Time to dispose of some bodies...
@DanteLore
2020-10-27 17:02 UTC
Level 150...
I've created a machine that can make any shape...
I've created a flow controller that allows me to hit speed targets up to level 200-something...
I have transcended normal human existence...
I am a hyper-dimensional self constructing coloured shape...
#win #shapezio
@DanteLore
2020-10-24 21:16 UTC
Honestly, these bloody righty snowflakes!
In my day you'd shout 'Tory Scum' and they'd have the police trample you with horses or whatever and everyone knew where they stood!
Bloody millennial snowflake righties are ruining our once-proud nation... https://x.com/johnestevens/status/1319752974126731264
@DanteLore
2020-10-24 15:16 UTC
#NewProfliePic
@DanteLore
2020-10-19 20:40 UTC
People claiming human life has been changed forever by the pandemic *during* the pandemic is my new pet peev...
Also, as always:
🚆=💪❤👍
🚘=😒❌💩 https://x.com/RichardWellings/status/1318123077604171777
@DanteLore
2020-10-19 20:15 UTC
Yesterday I discovered http://shapez.io

Since then I have dedicated my life to it.

That is all.

#shapez #timeKiller
@DanteLore
2020-10-14 07:54 UTC
RT @ajb338: Lonely Planet guides for 2020-21...
@DanteLore
2020-10-12 15:41 UTC
Confession: I have a degree in Cybernetics, been a software dev for 20 years and I'm head of engineering at a very large tech company...

... and I'm not sure what a "cyber" is.

I've never seen a job advert for a "cyber". I don't know anyone who'd say they work "in cyber". https://x.com/JimMFelton/status/1315576467418472450
@DanteLore
2020-10-11 16:36 UTC
Working with hardwoods is soul destroyingly hard. I've got a lot of very expensive sawdust and little else to show for it.
#oak #MoreHardwoodMoreProblems
@DanteLore
2020-10-11 07:52 UTC
RT @standupmaths: Do you suffer from having to organise and analyse a set of numbers? Then Spreadsheets may be for you!

Written by me, per…
@DanteLore
2020-10-08 22:00 UTC
At secondary school, we used a computer program that arrived on a laserdisc and offered careers advice.
I remember clearly how crushed and demotivated its recommendation left teenage me.
Almost 30 years later its back and guess what! Exact same result! I kid you not...
@DanteLore
2020-10-08 18:54 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: #agile #scrum #transformation
@DanteLore
2020-10-06 12:37 UTC
RT @EmilyKager: imagine doctors being like "side project checkkkkk 🥼😷👩‍⚕️"
@DanteLore
2020-10-05 22:46 UTC
All politics aside, this is beyond madness. I'm staggered. So many data experts out of a job right now, so much tech talent in this country and _this_ is how test and trace is set up? It's beyond comprehension. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/technology-54423988?__twitter_impression=true
@DanteLore
2020-10-04 17:17 UTC
If you call yourself a developer and think typing code quickly makes you better than anyone else, I just assume you're a mid level and maybe need to brush up on your soft skills to make senior.
But hey, you keep on typing, tiger. https://x.com/CrossChainWolf/status/1312206331277840384
@DanteLore
2020-10-01 13:28 UTC
Handles finally arrived today and marked the completion of this mini project, now affectionately referred to as "The Coffin" by my daughters.

#make #pallets #carpentry at #gcse level
@DanteLore
2020-09-29 21:40 UTC
#GBBO a perfect reflection of society in 2020 as a man who's performance was objectively terrible and who failed at everything he attempted was kept around to wreak more havoc next week.

Odds on for joining the cabinet as minister for food and cake in time for Christmas.
@DanteLore
2020-09-28 11:53 UTC
Over lunch @alexa99 starts flashing orange:
"Alexa, read my messages"
"You don't have any messages, blah blah alexa app blah... but you do have one alert, would you like me to read it?"
"OBVIOUSLY"
Why would I care about the distinction between a message and an alert?
#UX #fail
@DanteLore
2020-09-26 19:07 UTC
A worthy winner! With a shed like this, who'd need a house? https://x.com/unclewilco/status/1309456833304825863
@DanteLore
2020-09-24 18:07 UTC
RT @brian_bilston: Here’s a poem called ‘An Outbreak of Matt Hancock’.
@DanteLore
2020-09-20 19:02 UTC
Would have been less hypocritical if he'd have read "vote Labour". https://x.com/wabbey/status/1307624322102681600
@DanteLore
2020-09-19 09:47 UTC
Last #barbecue of the year I think. Better make the most of it!
@DanteLore
2020-09-17 17:55 UTC
Somebody taught the larger child decimals. I imagine this made compiling the stats for this zoom-based Brownies activity all the easier! 🤣
@DanteLore
2020-09-13 18:14 UTC
Something weird started taking shape in the garage today...
@DanteLore
2020-09-12 21:27 UTC
RT @moms4nuclear: Hilariously accurate
@DanteLore
2020-09-06 18:37 UTC
My finger joints bring all the pallets to the yard.
#tight #box #corners
@DanteLore
2020-09-05 18:14 UTC
Made some tools today. Both as vital as they are obvious...
@DanteLore
2020-09-04 11:50 UTC
Such technology! Much accuracy!
#whatatimetobealive https://x.com/Foone/status/1301707401024827392
@DanteLore
2020-08-31 19:36 UTC
Trump will win a second term this year, because his opposition are more focused on division and shit slinging than on presenting viable alternative policies that appeal to those on the fence.
Nobody is going to change their vote based on more stating of the obvious.
#justsayin https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1300490032042725377
@DanteLore
2020-08-20 15:02 UTC
What a time to be alive!
@BrewDog vs @AldiUK
#punk #forever #obvs
@DanteLore
2020-08-20 06:04 UTC
It's quiet round here...
@DanteLore
2020-08-17 18:29 UTC
I agree... but I'd be much more interested if you told me what you'd do instead, rather than just pointing out that tories are shit... like you were leader of the opposition and stuff... https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1295388223347273729
@DanteLore
2020-08-16 20:58 UTC
I was quite pleased with this little shelf design, with a face frame to hide the screws and plywood edge. It would look even better if we'd been bothered to paint it... but YOLO innit.
@DanteLore
2020-08-08 21:19 UTC
RT @ctrlshifti: found out that you can take socialist quotes and replace the word "capitalism" with "javascript" and they still work just a…
@DanteLore
2020-08-01 21:11 UTC
Plumbing: The Movie

Metric and imperial mix freely in a world of wonky joints, bespoke connections and historical bodges

A dripping tap; a discontinued product; £500 and a new sink

Your only weapon: an adjustable spanner that's *always* the wrong size

Plumbing: it's shit.
@DanteLore
2020-07-20 13:26 UTC
Socially distant holiday fun!
@DanteLore
2020-07-10 13:46 UTC
This is why I like lockdown... #QualityOfLife #DanGoals
@DanteLore
2020-07-09 17:36 UTC
RT @Mcgourty22N: Why do they have to do these photo ops of politicians pulling pints or serving food? I don’t come to your work and starve…
@DanteLore
2020-07-07 17:51 UTC
RT @robcthegeek: Day 2 of the @TrainlineTeam #TLTechSummit20 done!💥 Some awesome talks today! Lovely mixed bag for me of #netcore with @Ale…
@DanteLore
2020-07-04 17:51 UTC
RT @JonathanPieNews: 'The taverns are full of gadabouts making merry this eve. And though I may press my face against the window like an ur…
@DanteLore
2020-07-04 16:19 UTC
If society crumbles and the computers all get smashed, at least I'll be able to scratch a living as a handyman...
@DanteLore
2020-06-25 20:59 UTC
UK: paints flag on plane
Belarus: hold my vodka...

🇧🇾
@DanteLore
2020-06-14 12:36 UTC
Toolbox complete...
@DanteLore
2020-06-13 18:29 UTC
Well, I now have a new hero... https://x.com/AfghanArchive/status/1271666186086780934
@DanteLore
2020-06-13 18:27 UTC
I know what you're thinking...

"Needs a pirate motif"

Well, you're darn tootin' cowboy.
@DanteLore
2020-06-09 18:17 UTC
Oh, the @BBCNews's lame "impartiality" in this article... It's Tea vs RACISTS for God's sake, you don't have to be respectful, or accept their point of view. This isn't Labour vs Tories or Brexit vs Remain, this is literally good vs evil.
Lovin' those tea companies tho! https://x.com/BBCNews/status/1270345875911573504
@DanteLore
2020-06-07 21:06 UTC
RT @TerribleMaps:
@DanteLore
2020-06-07 17:43 UTC
RT @JimMFelton: If you’re one of the people who thinks throwing a statue of Edward Colston into the sea is bad, wait until you find out abo…
@DanteLore
2020-06-07 10:15 UTC
I made a metal brake, so I can bend sheet metal...
@DanteLore
2020-06-06 20:46 UTC
* 100ml gin
* 50ml cherry brandy
* 400ml pineapple juice
* 50ml lime juice
* 25ml Cointreau
* 25ml Benedictine
* 40ml Grenadine
* Dash of Angostora Bitters
* Slice of pineapple and cherry to garnish
#JustSayin #ServesTwo
@DanteLore
2020-06-01 18:00 UTC
RT @BarackObama: I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together…
@DanteLore
2020-05-28 14:37 UTC
I've been in charge of lunches this week...
#dad #skillz
@DanteLore
2020-05-28 07:12 UTC
RT @nessyhill: How is Elon Musk balancing having a newborn and the demands of their first crewed launch?

(Questions no one asks male CEOs…
@DanteLore
2020-05-27 22:54 UTC
Took the week off to make cupboards.

It's funny that when making things by hand you spend all your time trying to make each one identical, but you complain that mass produced stuff is, well, just that...

Disclaimer: more to do, obvs.
@DanteLore
2020-05-26 20:55 UTC
First time I ever mixed wiring and coding. Interrupts! Buses! Assembly!

Tought me more about computing than anything since. Life changing! https://x.com/shed_retro/status/1265301318484267010
@DanteLore
2020-05-25 07:25 UTC
RT @jk_rowling: Watching Johnson. This is despicable. Parents all over this country have abided by the lockdown rules, even while ill thems…
@DanteLore
2020-05-22 07:06 UTC
RT @louisetickle: Yes to all this: “I'm an NHS doctor – and I've had enough of people clapping” https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/may/21/nhs-doctor-enough-people-clapping?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
@DanteLore
2020-05-17 20:00 UTC
Just clear out that old tool box, Dan... it won't take more than 15 minutes...
@DanteLore
2020-05-16 17:46 UTC
Achivement Unlocked! 20GP
"This is some next-level parenting..."
Record a timelapse of a home made rainbow pizza for a remote school project.
#winning #lockdown
@DanteLore
2020-05-16 15:27 UTC
Never a dull moment in #lockdown
@DanteLore
2020-05-13 17:12 UTC
Oh man! Such memories! #highlights
@DanteLore
2020-05-11 20:13 UTC
#box of #bits
@DanteLore
2020-05-11 18:20 UTC
RT @imajsaclaimant: December 31st; China alerts WHO to new virus.

January 23rd: Study reveals a third of China’s patients require intensiv…
@DanteLore
2020-05-10 20:02 UTC
If you can't not stay home, then you shouldn't but if you can or might then you should but only if you want.

You can't meet anyone you can see unless they can see you or a home.

You must be alert and fight the enemy but only if you don't.

Travel but you shouldn't unless you do
@DanteLore
2020-05-08 14:28 UTC
First test drive. Eat your heart out, nando's...
@DanteLore
2020-05-07 21:58 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: I think when the lockdown is lifted I’m probably going to stay indoors anyway. Not forever, just until we’ve got a governm…
@DanteLore
2020-05-07 21:23 UTC
RT @scottlynch78: Reflecting on the fact that Blofeld's base in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER had an "If in doubt, ASK" sign posted in the control r…
@DanteLore
2020-05-06 20:16 UTC
I know you can't get enough, so here's chicken spinner update #4.
@DanteLore
2020-05-05 18:02 UTC
Chicken spinner update #3
@DanteLore
2020-05-04 17:49 UTC
RT @Greens4HS2: We are @thegreenparty members, some elected, some not, who think we should support HS2 because it has a big role in a low-C…
@DanteLore
2020-05-03 10:28 UTC
Spinny spinny...
@DanteLore
2020-05-02 17:55 UTC
Can you tell what it is yet?
@DanteLore
2020-05-01 16:25 UTC
I'd totally forgotten how satisfying it is to solve a really hard coding problem. It's less complicated and emotional than managing people, though my brain actually hurts, and the buzz of finally working something out is like nothing else!
@DanteLore
2020-04-30 21:58 UTC
RT @MKBHD: If we do what we should, it’ll feel like we overreacted. Please do it anyway.
@DanteLore
2020-04-30 19:57 UTC
@rmoff in my quest to pick up more Kafka, I'm looking for a good example of a Producer and a Kafka Streams app that use Scala and specifically use case classes serialised with Avro. Do you know where I might find such information?
@DanteLore
2020-04-29 09:29 UTC
Updated my Kafka Beer Festival demo to work with Confluent 5.5. The new changes to KSQL were confusing at first, but pretty powerful once I got my head round them :)
https://dantelore.com/posts/kafkas-beer-festival/
#Kafka #DataEngineering #RealTime
@DanteLore
2020-04-27 08:42 UTC
Welded up some new desk legs on Sunday. It's crazy tall! Hopefully it'll help my back.

Next I need a less skuzzy chair... 😁
@DanteLore
2020-04-25 17:59 UTC
Too much time
Too much wood
@DanteLore
2020-04-23 18:48 UTC
Clearing out the shed this evening, it's occurred to me I might have *too much* wood!
@DanteLore
2020-04-21 10:16 UTC
Been converting my website from #wordpress to #hugo and learning some #AWS and #terraform along the way. Check out the #pagespeed difference for the same content, just presented a different way...
@DanteLore
2020-04-19 13:32 UTC
Behold! The Mothershelf!
@DanteLore
2020-04-11 16:37 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: Matt Hancock is wearing an NHS badge and saying how wonderful the NHS is. In 2017 Matt Hancock voted against giving nur…
@DanteLore
2020-04-10 16:22 UTC
RT @richcampbell: We could all wear this shirt... but who would see it?
@DanteLore
2020-04-10 11:26 UTC
This is why I love the lockdown...
@DanteLore
2020-04-09 20:32 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: Clapping is great.

Raising NHS wages would be better
Erasing medical student debt would be good
Paying key workers fa…
@DanteLore
2020-04-07 20:19 UTC
Bandsaw repaired! Brand new bearings and a 0.75HP motor. Good for another few years I'd say! The next step in the saga of the new desk is to... well... make the new desk! No more upstream dependencies!
@DanteLore
2020-04-05 15:15 UTC
A little light lockdown/birthday woodworking...
@DanteLore
2020-03-28 21:16 UTC
@Spuginowski this is familiar... https://x.com/System32Comics/status/1171491108930519042
@DanteLore
2020-03-27 14:21 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Hometasking Task 3 - Make the best dancing elephant. Here's the Taylor Family's entry. @DanteLore
PS. The elephant gets cu…
@DanteLore
2020-03-24 10:49 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: @AlexHorne Our first #hometasking is complete @DanteLore . Great fun @AlexHorne @taskmaster
@DanteLore
2020-03-23 15:05 UTC
@Thule these parts were missing from my roof rack fitting kit. Can you help?
@DanteLore
2020-03-21 07:43 UTC
RT @GarethDennis: Today, campaigners and celebrity activists are launching #RethinkHS2, a typically misguided "green" attack on HS2.

I've…
@DanteLore
2020-03-20 17:17 UTC
Today I joined a video-retro with my team from beside alock on the Kennet and Avon canal. Somebody played a trombone to entertain us.

I did four of my one-to-one meetings while doing a seven mile walk through the deserted woods around the town.

Times they are a'changing.
@DanteLore
2020-03-18 18:21 UTC
@GWRHelp how can I calculate the amount of money I'd get back if I cancelled my annual gold card? The rules are hard to interpret. It expires 30th June. Thatcham - London.
@DanteLore
2020-03-15 19:54 UTC
Achievement Unlocked: Heating Engineer 20GP

Save £300 or more by fitting a new thermostat yourself.
@DanteLore
2020-03-11 23:24 UTC
10 minutes with Jeff Linton... it'll be like playing Warhammer with Thor.
😍 https://x.com/RealBobMortimer/status/1237778023925112835
@DanteLore
2020-03-11 17:17 UTC
RT @JavierBlas: ‘Yes Minister’ has a perfect summary of most Western countries response to the coronavirus outbreak 😷
https://t.co/meuMCqk…
@DanteLore
2020-03-05 20:25 UTC
Sound advice from Miss Tick.

(Via the mind of Terry Pratchett)
@DanteLore
2020-03-03 09:26 UTC
#gentrification
@DanteLore
2020-03-02 07:15 UTC
@Spuginowski 's plans for the living room... https://x.com/CGdrawing/status/1234164327927578630
@DanteLore
2020-02-16 20:23 UTC
RT @amazingmap: The top 10 richest and poorest areas in Northern Europe - 9 of the poorest are in the UK.

Source: Eurostat/ EU. https://t…
@DanteLore
2020-02-15 17:41 UTC
These should help me to *handle* the new cupboard doors.
Luckily they're just for the garage, as the welds are a bit messy... even for modern industrial hipster chic.
@DanteLore
2020-02-14 07:12 UTC
I love these winter mornings when the train arrives just after dawn. The light gets stolen again in a few weeks, when the clocks change...
@DanteLore
2020-02-10 22:21 UTC
A great day for people who don't like roads! Millions of tons less CO2, fewer roads, improvements across the whole rail network...

It's a shame I'll be 60-odd when it opens, because it's gonna be cool. Because railways are cool. https://x.com/BBCBreaking/status/1226989468554596353
@DanteLore
2020-02-08 14:38 UTC
Zero clearance insert for the table saw makes neat joints pretty easy. Very happy with the results 😁

Got some doors on the way.
@DanteLore
2020-02-02 16:39 UTC
If somebody tells you a motor has burned out, I'm pretty sure this is what they mean.
Gonna be £70 for a replacement 😵
#bandsaw #sadness
@DanteLore
2020-02-02 16:37 UTC
This is why I'm never upset about clamps making up 40% of my Christmas present quota...
Cranked out a couple of doors for workshop cupboards. Pretty tricky. More practice needed.
@DanteLore
2020-01-24 19:34 UTC
One day... one day... https://x.com/elecclassiccars/status/1220782452920197120
@DanteLore
2020-01-22 18:24 UTC
Now there are two towns in the UK using Britain's second best train times app! Good luck @NewarkStations with your live updates. @ThatchamTrains now in it's fourth glorious year!
https://github.com/DanteLore/national-rail
Obvs @thetrainline FTW https://x.com/NewarkStations/status/1220033878854901761
@DanteLore
2020-01-20 15:39 UTC
RT @bitfield: Junior dev: My code is simple and easy to understand.

Mid-level dev: My code is subtle, clever, innovative, expressive, hype…
@DanteLore
2020-01-18 20:43 UTC
Yes beer! 🍻 https://x.com/simongerman600/status/1213743192836849667
@DanteLore
2020-01-13 23:12 UTC
RT @GilmartinClare: So proud of my team! @trainlineteam #Splitsave requested by our customers and we delivered. Great value on train ticket…
@DanteLore
2019-12-24 23:10 UTC
Just about ready for tomorrow...
Several hours of cooking is the perfect remedy for the severe case of sciatica that's come to stay this Christmas! #NoSitting #NoLyingDown #OnlyStanding #TurkeyAgainstNervePain #CodineNotBooze #SoftwareDevProblems #MostDangerousJobInTheWorld
@DanteLore
2019-12-24 19:15 UTC
.@Spuginowski "Alexa, how far is it from Barbados to Hawaii?"

@amazon I'm sorry, I don't know your location so I can't give you traffic updates"

I think we're safe from the #RobotUprising for another year, fellow humans.
@DanteLore
2019-12-23 19:50 UTC
Family review of the Lion King remake:

Wife: Not as good as the original

Dan: 📽 = 😴

Big daughter: there aren't enough, like, humans

Small daughter: I want a cupcake

Rating: 4/10
@DanteLore
2019-12-19 18:19 UTC
This is some awesome customer service right here. Taking the time to explain what happened helps customers understand why things played out the way they did. Software people could learn something from this, I think. https://x.com/NetworkRailSE/status/1207704472203485187
@DanteLore
2019-12-17 18:06 UTC
@GWRHelp please tell me the 5 car train on the 1807 to Frome is a temporary thing, not part of the new timetable...???
@DanteLore
2019-12-16 07:26 UTC
First day of the new timetable and... it's OK, given the circumstances. https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/1206472183364517888
@DanteLore
2019-12-15 16:47 UTC
Project 🐓🔃 is underway...
@DanteLore
2019-12-14 21:51 UTC
RT @nukemberg: When you tell me you are a "senior" engineer, I expect you:
Read RFCs
Write documents
Present to your peers
Know how to disc…
@DanteLore
2019-12-14 20:37 UTC
Finally, the #lathe is back! The wonky pulley is gone and a new, home made pulley is installed.
@DanteLore
2019-12-13 13:11 UTC
This thread.

The Tories didn't win because they're good at anything, they won because there was literally no credible, centrist, reasonable opposition. Out of two choices, the Tories ended up being closest to representing the nation's opinions, and that's bloody shocking. https://x.com/RussInCheshire/status/1205249028637806592
@DanteLore
2019-12-11 18:08 UTC
To be fair, I'd hide in a fridge to avoid Peirs Morgan. Doesn't make me a bad person.

But then, I *wouldn't* tear apart an entire nation, just to rule over the wreckage. That would make me the *worst* person.

#voteTactically #issuesOverDistractions
@DanteLore
2019-12-10 18:07 UTC
@BoseServiceUK my QC35's have an intermittent but frequent fault where all audio is lost in both ears. Bluetooth still connected, phone keeps playing the music, bluetooth and power LED's stay on. Only jiggling the headphones around brings the sounds back. Broken?
@DanteLore
2019-12-06 23:16 UTC
Leaving Las Vegas in a few hours after a tiring but incredibly rewarding #AWSreinvent2019. Loads of ideas and inspiration for the future and, of course, an empty wallet and a crushing hangover!
@DanteLore
2019-12-05 00:05 UTC
Nasdaq got more datas than me...
@DanteLore
2019-12-04 23:48 UTC
The A-list technologies for all real #Data teams
@apachekafka
@ApacheSpark
@awscloud
(S3 and Athena not pictured, sorry)
#reInvent
@DanteLore
2019-12-04 19:19 UTC
AWS Aqua for Redshift. A cynic might say they built exadata in the cloud 🤣

#reInvent #coolThough #sorry
@DanteLore
2019-12-04 16:43 UTC
It's amazing how mature #ElasticSearch has become as a database tool these days. Especially attractive as a managed service with minimal ops costs.... but of course, you don't get anything for nothing in AWS and ES is not cheap! #reInvent #day3
@DanteLore
2019-12-04 02:07 UTC
Getting there...
#reInvent #databaseFreedom
@DanteLore
2019-12-03 17:00 UTC
Today is my first anniversary at @TrainlineTeam and I'm heading to the AWS #reInvent keynote. What an amazing end to an amazing year. So excited about the awesome stuff we're up to over the next 12 months!
#DataEngineering #DataScience #AWS #Analytics #Goals #Data
@DanteLore
2019-12-02 23:19 UTC
AWS #Personalize sales pitch at #reInvent. Very interesting and the right level for a manager like me 🤣
@DanteLore
2019-12-02 22:44 UTC
RT @tgogos_: @SoftwareWisdom “Simplicity is a great virtue but it requires hard work to achieve it and education to appreciate it. And to m…
@DanteLore
2019-12-02 20:18 UTC
Before you judge me, imagine how *you'd* feel after a free day in Las Vegas! 😁😁🍸🍻

First day of #reInvent and I'm going for a late start with a chalk and talk about new features in #Athena, my favourite AWS tech.
@DanteLore
2019-11-30 14:39 UTC
On my way to AWS #reInvent.

Woop woop.

😁🍹🛫👨‍🔧🍻👨‍🔬🍸🤩
@DanteLore
2019-11-29 20:11 UTC
Laterally all my childhood dreams... https://x.com/dave1stapley/status/1199379652571226113
@DanteLore
2019-11-27 18:45 UTC
@StarbucksUK your shop on Reading station just refused to give me reward drink because "they are a franchise". What on earth is going on here? Can you provide a list of branches which I should avoid for this reason?
@DanteLore
2019-11-27 06:49 UTC
This is *very* cool... https://aws.amazon.com/about-aws/whats-new/2019/11/amazon-athena-adds-support-for-running-sql-queries-across-relational-non-relational-object-custom-data-sources/
@DanteLore
2019-11-26 20:20 UTC
The amazing Jan Teichman taking about Recommendation Engines at #DataSomething tonight. Exciting #DataScience together with pragmatic #DataEngineering. 😁
@DanteLore
2019-11-26 19:15 UTC
The mighty Sam Taylor, my #BrotherFromAnotherPartOfData talking through our real time data driven products at @TrainlineTeam.
#DataSomething
@DanteLore
2019-11-26 19:00 UTC
Super excited to be hosting tonight's #DataSomething meetup at @TrainlineTeam

http://datasomething.io https://x.com/m4li_moo/status/1199402380418330625
@DanteLore
2019-11-24 01:40 UTC
RT @FryRsquared: Over-hype in Ai: a thread. 1/8
@DanteLore
2019-11-23 15:52 UTC
Tombola Restoration... because that's a pretty standard thing to be doing on a Saturday afternoon! 🤔
It's pretty old, judging by the hardware... and made from a wardrobe?
@FrancisBailyPTA #Tombola #SpinnyThing
@DanteLore
2019-11-22 22:40 UTC
This thread is fascinating. #RailwaysAreGood https://x.com/GarethDennis/status/1137356300101259264
@DanteLore
2019-11-22 17:48 UTC
RT @rmoff: OH: "Kafka is a brilliant queuing system, but it's an odd basis for a database." 👈 this is totally wrong in at least two ways.…
@DanteLore
2019-11-20 22:23 UTC
Nothin' but love for my team ❤
@DanteLore
2019-11-19 08:35 UTC
#winter
@DanteLore
2019-11-12 20:50 UTC
RT @Femi_Sorry: Hi @JeremyCorbyn and @JoSwinson... LISTEN THE F*** UP!

#RemainAlliance #LeaveAlliance #VoteTactically https://t.co/0QVe1Cs…
@DanteLore
2019-11-09 21:27 UTC
Genuinely the only unbiased, balanced, factual reporting on the election comes from a character played by a (very talented) comedian... a fake person reporting not-fake-news... or something. https://x.com/JonathanPieNews/status/1193129935562530817
@DanteLore
2019-11-05 13:09 UTC
💯 https://x.com/guardiannews/status/1191698139243253761
@DanteLore
2019-11-02 23:21 UTC
RT @RalphHosier: This is the diff from a Jag E-Type, it's 5 decades old, with a little bit of work we'll keep going for another 50 years.…
@DanteLore
2019-11-02 17:24 UTC
No rest for the wicked. Another commission from my non-paying customer...
@DanteLore
2019-10-31 17:05 UTC
Happy #halloween2019 #Thatcham
@DanteLore
2019-10-26 10:57 UTC
Christmas is going to have to be pretty darned good to beat this! #lathe
@DanteLore
2019-10-24 19:26 UTC
The best thing about #Xbox ownership is spending the only half hour you have available to play #Xbox... updating your #Xbox
@DanteLore
2019-10-22 14:56 UTC
Can now tweet the other project from last weekend, which was a present: a proper posh picture frame in oak with beech splined, mitered corners. Nice "pub table" stain and wax polish too.
@DanteLore
2019-10-20 16:08 UTC
Weekend artistic collaboration with the larger daughter. #haloween is coming...
@DanteLore
2019-10-17 20:16 UTC
Added ash splines to an oak frame this evening, during the time I'd usually be on a train. #nice
Made a spline jig for the router table to do it. #great
Workshop is messy again. #smooth
@DanteLore
2019-10-17 19:54 UTC
RT @Go_SYH_In_A_Pig: Evergreen comment of all time.
#TheMashReport #WTF
@DanteLore
2019-10-16 20:23 UTC
At the age of 41, with two kids and a commute, this is literally the sexiest thing I've seen in months.
@DanteLore
2019-10-11 17:53 UTC
I have become obsessed with @CodinGame ...to the point where my eyes are sore and my neck hurts...

I'm not very good, but it's so much fun! 🤖🛠️👨‍💻😁🤩

https://www.codingame.com/replay/414883871
@DanteLore
2019-10-09 21:29 UTC
Visualising the metropolitan liberal elite taking up less space in their so called "cities" going around with their left wing climate change conspiracy agenda trying to take my guns away to power Greta's radical feminist plot to rob young, white men of their rights... bleurgh 🤮 https://x.com/karim_douieb/status/1181695687005745153
@DanteLore
2019-10-07 08:58 UTC
London this morning: soldier takes a corgi for a walk through St James' Park while Extinction Rebellion protesters start warming up for a day at Westminster.
@DanteLore
2019-10-04 05:55 UTC
RT @RARohde: So, I made a little animation trying to explain how herd immunity works.

When enough of the population has been vaccinated, a…
@DanteLore
2019-10-03 07:42 UTC
BREAKING: No doubt it's Autumn now, confirms commuter.
@DanteLore
2019-09-29 10:22 UTC
Why settle for one bathroom mirror when you could have two?
@DanteLore
2019-09-28 14:41 UTC
Finally have shed doors!

Really happy with the half lap joints made on the table saw & cross cut sled. Feeling very professional.

#square #shed
@DanteLore
2019-09-27 07:19 UTC
This morning I learned about the Dunning Kruger effect. Now there's so much about it I don't know...
#psychology #strong #comedy
@DanteLore
2019-09-22 11:42 UTC
Not made a frame in a while... here's a bathroom mirror.
@DanteLore
2019-09-21 19:38 UTC
RT @RichRogersIoT:
@DanteLore
2019-09-21 10:27 UTC
Solid oak dining table... £60 on Facebook. Yes thanks.

Some people don't know the per kg price of hardwoods... 😁🤑
@DanteLore
2019-09-20 06:25 UTC
RT @pighilltweets: 16 years ago! SIXTEEN, there are people now old enough to get married and drive a moped who were just being born when th…
@DanteLore
2019-09-18 20:50 UTC
I love trains. I really love them... they've all run to time, the staff have been great, I can even forgive the mushroom on my breakfast...

But I think I've had enough of trains for today. #bedtime
@DanteLore
2019-09-15 18:05 UTC
This weekend I made a benchtop router table. Which was nice!
@DanteLore
2019-09-06 20:19 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: employee: I want growth in my role

company: *installs ping pong table*

employee: autonomy?

company: *creates fully-stoc…
@DanteLore
2019-09-04 08:57 UTC
@RichardBenyonMP I've never voted Tory and probably never will, BUT thank you for putting your constituents before yourself this time. https://x.com/benjaminbutter/status/1168999091382247425
@DanteLore
2019-08-28 12:01 UTC
Regardless of your stance on Brexit, suspending parliament to allow a prime minister to do as he pleases is against everything we're stand for as a nation. This is a first step towards a modern day "Enabling Act" and it is abhorrent. https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/269157
@DanteLore
2019-08-21 11:51 UTC
In future, when things get tough; when life isn't going your way; when the road ahead seems hard and the task impossible, remember the day when BoJo 'unleashed the power of the awesome foursome' and saved Britain.
#ProperPlanningPreventsPoorPerformance https://x.com/BorisJohnson/status/1164067936610463744
@DanteLore
2019-07-27 13:21 UTC
RT @JJHTweets: We've come so far in 7 short years. Remember on this day in 2012, and the Olympic opening ceremony was taking place, how p…
@DanteLore
2019-07-26 15:22 UTC
It's hard to imagine why a pro-Brexit politician would visit a company who helped buy Brexit. They probably just chatted about Eastenders... https://x.com/JohnClarke1960/status/1154654760819187718
@DanteLore
2019-07-26 15:16 UTC
RT @JohnClarke1960: Johnson says he has 'no idea' why he met Cambridge Analytica. THAT may be a funny on ‘Have I got News for You’ but it’s…
@DanteLore
2019-07-26 09:51 UTC
Great to speak about "The Curse of Legacy Data" (and how to escape it) last night for @venturi_ltd on behalf of @TrainlineTeam. Thanks to everyone who braved the heat to watch me talk strategy whilst literally melting ☀️😓🔥🌡️🤣
#BigData #DataEngineering #BusinessIntelligence
@DanteLore
2019-07-25 20:27 UTC
Nothing but love for my employers today ❤🍦🔥🌡🤩 https://t.co/05cNbBwqE3
@DanteLore
2019-07-25 20:23 UTC
Really enjoyed doing a talk on dealing with legacy data for @venturi_ltd tonight, but next time, let's do it in winter! 😓🔥🌡🤣
@DanteLore
2019-07-19 04:46 UTC
RT @JaysonElliot: Software project manager's test, question five
@DanteLore
2019-07-12 17:06 UTC
@GWRHelp out of interest, is there any penalty to you (or any other operator) for providing a really small train on time as opposed to waiting a few extra mins for a train the right size? Are you financially motivated to prioritise timing over QoS?
@DanteLore
2019-07-09 12:19 UTC
RT @ordinal: This is very true: "Agile' has become a canvas upon which people paint whatever interpretation they happen to have of some pop…
@DanteLore
2019-07-09 12:03 UTC
RT @zeroevuk: Get signing people! https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/264023
@DanteLore
2019-07-05 19:13 UTC
Kids have some serious sticker game going on...
@DanteLore
2019-07-05 14:29 UTC
No clear correlation between blood pressure and exercise duration, when averaged over a week. I mean... I know it's not that simple, but it would have been nice.
@DanteLore
2019-07-05 13:09 UTC
@rmoff a senior manager friend of mine is very keen to learn more about the super-awesome powers of Kafka. Can you recommend one of your recorded sessions/presentations which serves as a nice intro for techie-but-not-too-techie types?
@DanteLore
2019-07-03 07:02 UTC
@BoseService my QC25 headphones have developed in issues in the left ear. Sound cutting out. Can you help??
@DanteLore
2019-07-02 20:02 UTC
45 minute garden limbo project. Not bad for a school night!
@DanteLore
2019-06-28 20:40 UTC
Some journeys make you extra grateful to get home. Three blooming hours! #Thatcham at last!!!
@DanteLore
2019-06-28 18:43 UTC
Bursting with pride and incredibly humbled to be at a tech event where the #data team featured so prominently, with such a huge positive impact on the customer. @TrainlineTeam #TLTechSummit19 ❤
@DanteLore
2019-06-28 14:47 UTC
RT @ThisIsJoFrank: A brief history of data from @DanteLore at #TLTechSummit19. Also expanded my vocabulary! Is there anything he can't teac…
@DanteLore
2019-06-28 13:30 UTC
Green room selfie...

#TLTechSummit19
@DanteLore
2019-06-28 13:09 UTC
Inti talking about bias in machine learning models. Sobering stuff, expertly presented. #DataScience #TLTechSummit19 @TrainlineTeam
@DanteLore
2019-06-28 10:11 UTC
Engineers and Scientists working together in perfect harmony, focusing on delivering amazing customer experiences.
👩‍🔧👨‍🔬👨‍🔧👩‍🔬❤
#SoProud #TLTechSummit19 @TrainlineTeam
@DanteLore
2019-06-27 18:22 UTC
I'm super excited and... dare I say it...? yes, I do... totally stoked to be presenting at the awesome #TLTechSummit19 tomorrow!

❤👨‍🏫 @TrainlineTeam 🚆🤖 https://t.co/yPqe9PrR1J
@DanteLore
2019-06-27 18:07 UTC
@GWRHelp I love you, but I'm really hoping the boiling hot, smelly, diesel powered, three coach embarrassment of a train is a temporary thing for the 1906 to Bedwyn. I was just getting used to the spacious, electrical beauty of the class 800... please don't break my heart!
@DanteLore
2019-06-16 12:08 UTC
When planning a shed project, take the number of 2x4's you think you need, double it, then order three times that amount...
Off to the shop I go...
@DanteLore
2019-06-12 17:20 UTC
I did maths on my blood pressure... added a trend line to the Google Fit data with numpy and matplotlib to get an idea if it was getting worse or better...
@DanteLore
2019-06-11 19:07 UTC
Easy:
Take all the personal data and lock it away.
Delete whatever PII you don't need.
Learn, generalise, and model based only on aggregated or anonymous data.
Make all the anon datasets free and open without license or restriction.
Never give preferential access to anyone. https://x.com/peterkwells/status/1138491248325664768
@DanteLore
2019-06-06 20:53 UTC
RT @paraschopra: Basically how humanity solves problems
@DanteLore
2019-06-01 20:23 UTC
This is long overdue and excellent. Many more reforms to protect tenants are needed. Far too much power lies with those lucky enough to be able to buy it. https://x.com/genrentuk/status/1134728286897135621
@DanteLore
2019-05-28 17:29 UTC
All you need is a dream, and to believe in yourself... and hope that 800 others don't have the same dream this year... truly scary stuff. https://x.com/guardian/status/1133369698144456706
@DanteLore
2019-05-27 19:05 UTC
Maybe judging the value of my time off work based on achievements isn't great for my stress levels, but...
• Front garden 🌳
• Back garden 🌿
• Bunk bed curtains 👭
• Skeli-lamp ☠
• Sand & varnish table 🛠
• Bike rides 🚲🚲
• 100% alcohol free 😯
Bank holiday: Boom 🔥🔥🔥
@DanteLore
2019-05-26 16:27 UTC
The skeleton lamp is complete!
@DanteLore
2019-05-25 20:15 UTC
RT @IanDunt: Theresa May announced her resignation in the same way she began her term: with the expression of political values she did prec…
@DanteLore
2019-05-25 18:46 UTC
Slowly getting this corner of the garden sorted... loving the rare 'stringy pine' centre piece @zoomshooter 🤣
@DanteLore
2019-05-20 14:39 UTC
RT @riferrei: @gunnarmorling @miguno @rmoff @apachekafka That's because we were told our whole life to store data _and then process them la…
@DanteLore
2019-05-19 13:53 UTC
Give us a hand with the lights...
@DanteLore
2019-05-18 15:33 UTC
Headed out to the garage to start on a project. Realised I had nowhere to sit...

A few hours, some scrap metal and a chunk of firewood later...

#stool #imadethis
@DanteLore
2019-05-17 18:39 UTC
When are we going to realise that solving performance issues is not the same as fixing operational weaknesses?
#data #DataEngineering #BI #DataWarehouse
@DanteLore
2019-05-16 19:45 UTC
RT @AndyWoodturner: Thanks for the flyer @EnglishDemocrat
Now fuck off and take your rabid nationalism with you bellends. https://t.co/bv2Z…
@DanteLore
2019-05-14 17:51 UTC
RT @jourdaindong: Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀
@DanteLore
2019-05-02 16:47 UTC
Like a glittering jewel in the mountain of horse crap that is modern politics. 😁 https://x.com/GretaThunberg/status/1123675465774981120
@DanteLore
2019-04-30 06:47 UTC
@TfL @SantanderCycles why does your open data feed dry up in January of this year? #OpenData
@DanteLore
2019-04-30 06:46 UTC
Still playing with @TfL bike data. Nothing surprising in this chart really - bike utilisation is lower in winter. But why the dip in availability in August 2017 and 2018?
@DanteLore
2019-04-26 18:42 UTC
Two steps forward
One point nine nine seven steps back...
@DanteLore
2019-04-26 12:03 UTC
RT @codebar: Thanks everyone who came to our #AndroidDev workshop last night! Massive thanks to @TrainlineTeam for hosting and the tasty wr…
@DanteLore
2019-04-26 12:00 UTC
RT @gpzee84: Don't build the Perfect Product. Success is not driven by Perfection, its driven by Fault Tolerance.

#faultTolerance #perfec…
@DanteLore
2019-04-25 19:50 UTC
Simple but incredibly powerful and scary #dataviz from one of the masters of the art...

https://xkcd.com/1732/
@DanteLore
2019-04-22 18:41 UTC
Long weekend of making completed. Plant box, condiment caddy, cube box and of course Hitty.
Also pictured, previous makes: patio, slab table, playhouse, lawn and a kid or two. #handyman
@DanteLore
2019-04-22 18:37 UTC
Crafty condiment caddy created.
@DanteLore
2019-04-21 19:30 UTC
I also made a nice square box out of some palette wood and old bench slats. Hitty likes it.
@DanteLore
2019-04-21 18:33 UTC
It's my pleasure to introduce "Hitty" who is a hand-carved Mr Punch for the less skilful whittler's daughter.
@DanteLore
2019-04-20 13:48 UTC
Very proud of my amazing 7-year-old who managed 11 out of 10 miles on her sponsored walk today!

She also raised over £200 for @IFAWUK and another brownie badge!

#emmawalks10 #goesupto11
@DanteLore
2019-04-19 16:37 UTC
Made a... erm... thing.
@DanteLore
2019-04-18 06:58 UTC
A day in the life of a busy @SantanderCycles bike.

This was bike 12324 on 21st June 2017.

#Maps #OpenData #DataViz #DataVisualization
@DanteLore
2019-04-17 20:35 UTC
RT @TEDTalks: "My question to you is, is this what you want? Is this how you want history to remember you? As the handmaidens to authoritar…
@DanteLore
2019-04-17 20:31 UTC
RT @exitthelemming: Dear @LEGO_Group,

My daughter, four, loves Lego, football and blue, so she was delighted to get the new Lego City maga…
@DanteLore
2019-04-12 22:04 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: how to spot the contractor in a sprint planning meeting:
@DanteLore
2019-04-12 17:33 UTC
Did you know, out of the 614,656 possible trips on @SantanderCycles (there are 784 stations) a whopping 62,229 have never been recorded?

Why not be the first to cycle from Pott Street, Bethnal Green to Bell Street , Marylebone?

#OpenData #DataViz #PySpark #Maps
@DanteLore
2019-04-12 08:18 UTC
Check out this thread... #DataEngineering #DataScience https://x.com/datasciencefest/status/1116419665390182401
@DanteLore
2019-04-10 06:47 UTC
@GWRHelp sitting as I am, on the floor of the bike racks, staring at a forest of legs, I can honestly say that 5 coaches (2 first class) is not enough for the 0714 THA-PAD today. Please tell me this is a one-off!?
@DanteLore
2019-04-09 08:45 UTC
Did you know, out of the 614,656 possible trips on @SantanderCycles (there are 784 stations) a whopping 62,229 have never been recorded?

Why not be the first to cycle from Bouverie Street, Temple to Bevington Road, North Kensington?

#OpenData #DataViz #maps
@DanteLore
2019-04-04 19:22 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: My 7yo is doing a #sponsoredwalk in aid of @IFAWUK as part of her #charitybadge for #brownies #fundraising #ifawuk #charit…
@DanteLore
2019-04-04 05:02 UTC
Just gonna leave this here... https://t.co/7TJZTwr0ki
@DanteLore
2019-04-02 18:18 UTC
This would be great if all houses had a waterproof, roof mounted drone docking and package receptacle. Because rain. 🌧

...and if it wasn't CG 🙄 https://x.com/gawwadco/status/1112473455650172929
@DanteLore
2019-04-01 15:01 UTC
Busiest cycle hire points of all time...
@DanteLore
2019-04-01 10:36 UTC
TFL cycle hire points anyone?
#Leaflet #Matplotlib #Jupyter
@DanteLore
2019-03-29 18:39 UTC
People on round trips spend much longer on @SantanderCycles than people going from point A to point B.
#Tourists vs #Commuters
#DataViz vs #Datavis
@DanteLore
2019-03-29 16:27 UTC
RT @maartenzam: Remove to improve: the pie chart edition. http://darkhorseanalytics.com/blog/salvaging-the-pie/ Genious
@DanteLore
2019-03-29 08:00 UTC
While the top 10 journeys on @SantanderCycles are almost all round trips (normally in a park), the vast majority of journeys overall are point to point. People on round trips tend to cycle further too...
#DataVis #PySpark #Tourists
@DanteLore
2019-03-25 12:28 UTC
At Amazon today learning about their own #DataEngineering strategy for their commerce site. Very interesting, and validated some of my beliefs too!
"The is no central data warehouse, the lake is at the centre of everything".
@DanteLore
2019-03-23 20:18 UTC
#MarchForApacheKafka
Scaling the Petitions service following the EU Referendum https://technology.blog.gov.uk/2016/08/16/scaling-the-petitions-service-following-the-eu-referendum/
@DanteLore
2019-03-23 15:38 UTC
Never has the north/south divide been so well illustrated than in the #RevokeArticle50 petition map.
Massive red blobs round London, Cambridge, Oxford and Edinburgh.
Big yellow holes round Newcastle, Manchester, Liverpool...

*This was never about the EU! *

#PeoplesVoteMarch
@DanteLore
2019-03-23 15:10 UTC
Normally I'm not a javascript fan... but I'm willing to put my prejudice aside for this one... https://t.co/b4ZYVz13rY
@DanteLore
2019-03-23 14:57 UTC
First big project of 2019 complete.
#beforeandafter #1
@DanteLore
2019-03-22 15:50 UTC
Anatomy of an IT project. #agile
@DanteLore
2019-03-20 20:38 UTC
Might be the right time to deploy this... https://x.com/Morris_Bits/status/1108449713295114240
@DanteLore
2019-03-19 21:55 UTC
RT @GwynneMP: THREAD: it’s very easy for people to demand that their MP vote as they want on a particular issue like Brexit.

My constitue…
@DanteLore
2019-03-18 22:09 UTC
RT @simongerman600: Animated graph shows that with declining fertility rates societies tend to get richer (and vice versa). Data from 1960…
@DanteLore
2019-03-15 18:42 UTC
Just stood here wondering how Brunel would feel about the Funky Pigeon shop in Paddington station....
I suspect he'd be happy with the idea of retail outlets and probably less happy that there's a distinct lack of filigree iron work, but how would I explain all the irony? 1/n
@DanteLore
2019-03-13 08:03 UTC
Surprised (perhaps) to see that the vast majority of @SantanderCycles trips are pretty short. 75% of journeys are under 20mins.
#opendata
@DanteLore
2019-03-03 22:54 UTC
RT @LeoHickman: Hundreds of letters are received each day by national newspapers, but only a handful are ever published.

On the issue of c…
@DanteLore
2019-03-02 18:17 UTC
That's my birthday sorted... might get up to 35 marbles if I'm lucky. After a few drinks, I'll show my 5 guests all my mathematical thinking...

The sixth guest couldn't make it. https://x.com/whereistanya/status/1101857619298471936
@DanteLore
2019-03-02 17:34 UTC
Didn't get as far along as I'd hoped, but 84 bricks and a few slabs. I didn't factor in the world's most complicated sewer lid... let's hope it doesn't rain too much tomorrow!
👷‍♂️🌦🌧
@DanteLore
2019-03-01 00:04 UTC
Such a pleasure presenting my thoughts on being successful in Data Engineering at @ToyotaConEurope tonight. Thanks so much to everyone who came along. Obvs this photo is of the dude before me, I was up next. #DataEngineering #Data #BigData
@DanteLore
2019-02-24 17:42 UTC
I made a cooker... at last!
@DanteLore
2019-02-20 17:12 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Just hanging out with the army and making Daddy jealous @DanteLore
@DanteLore
2019-02-20 05:54 UTC
RT @rmoff: The curse of the data lake monster https://www.thoughtworks.com/insights/blog/curse-data-lake-monster
@DanteLore
2019-02-19 07:07 UTC
After 40 years you'd think I'd be used to the days getting longer in spring... but... I'm at the station and... it's light... LIGHT!! #sohappy
@DanteLore
2019-02-15 07:24 UTC
Mystic Poo Bin
- D Taylor 2019
@DanteLore
2019-02-14 23:21 UTC
... this is exactly the reason I own an ex-RAF 1981 Land Rover 109 (Helicopter Support Variant)...

...

... wish we had a bigger drive... https://x.com/thinkdefence/status/1096127551687348225
@DanteLore
2019-02-14 22:18 UTC
RT @andyweirauthor: Farewell, Opportunity. You served humanity far better than any other space probe ever had. You will be missed.

Oppy's…
@DanteLore
2019-02-14 21:02 UTC
Labour are red,
Tories are blue,
Neither party is able to prioritise the needs of the country over their own petty ambitions,
Resign. https://x.com/Channel4News/status/1096018566627946496
@DanteLore
2019-02-12 11:20 UTC
Stuff I made in 2018 - a less technical blog post for your entertainment and pleasure. https://logicalgenetics.com/stuff-i-made-in-2018/
@DanteLore
2019-02-09 22:58 UTC
RT @simongerman600: Time to retweet one of @chazhutton's finest works. This is the map of every (Western) city. Seems pretty accurate when…
@DanteLore
2019-02-09 21:20 UTC
RT @EngineerLabs: Underwater Drone: The Story of the Madness by Ievgenii Tkachenko: This article describes the design process, development…
@DanteLore
2019-02-09 20:16 UTC
"...the lingering anxiety that stems from failing to convincingly mimic dominant behavioural norms" might explain why a grumpy, smalltalk-averse chap like me isn't CTO yet 😁 https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/feb/07/the-class-pay-gap-why-it-pays-to-be-privileged?CMP=twt_gu
@DanteLore
2019-02-08 22:20 UTC
RT @richcampbell: How mythical is a man month anyway?
@DanteLore
2019-02-07 09:23 UTC
Well, a page speed score of 29, rendered in depressing blood red is at least a challenge, right?
@DanteLore
2019-02-06 21:55 UTC
This visualisation is 🔥🔥🔥
I love how the clusters vomit people across the circle every hour or so! #dataviz https://x.com/fvzaur/status/1092675570519789568
@DanteLore
2019-02-04 08:57 UTC
Had to declare my first child, my only son, off the road this weekend. Sad times.

Daughters inform me he needs to be back up and running for the canoeing season in Summer.

Engine still runs like a dream... if you dream about clouds of white billowing smoke ;)
@DanteLore
2019-02-03 23:18 UTC
RT @jonnymcguigan: Hidden, on the outskirts of York is a Cold War Bunker. Tucked away, among residential streets, it holds clues to some of…
@DanteLore
2019-02-02 22:11 UTC
RT @confluentinc: Confused about converters? Stumped about serialization? This deep-dive
blog post from @rmoff explains all you need to kno…
@DanteLore
2019-01-31 07:30 UTC
RT @hardmaru: A fun way to learn about neural networks and AI is to implement a simulation game giving your agents little neural net brains…
@DanteLore
2019-01-30 08:14 UTC
I'm not sure why this dirty hack I just committed makes me so happy... but it does 🤣

https://github.com/DanteLore/events_to_models/commit/a08ffecbd71010fd80fa7d2580a6fc7796a091fe
@DanteLore
2019-01-17 23:04 UTC
@colderclimate happy birthday, my beautiful friend
@DanteLore
2019-01-17 21:46 UTC
When outsourcing works, you still do beers after you've left the company! @GodelTech
@DanteLore
2019-01-17 11:04 UTC
You probably already know this... but... the first 15 most frequent words in Shakespeare make a poem:

the and I
to of a my
in you that is
with not for his

#codingtest #shakespeare #probablydeliberate
@DanteLore
2019-01-15 19:59 UTC
RT @randal_olson: Trying to clean up user-provided free text data. #DataScience
@DanteLore
2019-01-14 12:33 UTC
RT @nntaleb: Let me give the most concentrated lecture about statistics/Data Science.

Statistics is about avoiding the mistake below. The…
@DanteLore
2019-01-11 18:28 UTC
Installing opencv on my raspberry pi zero... on the train... using my phone as a wifi router... started this morning, still ●●●● battery left!

Gadgets this cool make me feel a bit like a spy!
@DanteLore
2019-01-07 18:00 UTC
In a planning session today the team wanted to re-vote in light of new information and further discussion. I told them to shut up and respect democracy.
#agile #scrum #brexit #scrumoaners
@DanteLore
2018-12-30 16:47 UTC
You know what they say... "buy a man a table saw and he'll build a tiny shed"
#wisdom
@DanteLore
2018-12-26 19:52 UTC
Productive boxing day...
@DanteLore
2018-12-24 15:03 UTC
Preparations for the usual carnivorous Christmas are in full swing! Happy Christmas one and all!
🎅🌲🐖🦃
@DanteLore
2018-12-21 06:49 UTC
RT @FrogCroakley: ♬ He's boiling an egg ♬
♬ He's boiling it twice ♬
♬ He's boiled it again ♬
♬ He's losing his mind ♬
♬ Santa Claus is repe…
@DanteLore
2018-12-15 14:08 UTC
Mystical Carving
@DanteLore
2018-12-12 21:57 UTC
Best thing about today... maybe even this whole week... https://x.com/fotc/status/1072685420591362048
@DanteLore
2018-12-12 10:41 UTC
Another Blog on #Kafka and #Beer... Cheers!
One for the Road http://logicalgenetics.com/one-for-the-road/
@DanteLore
2018-12-11 09:27 UTC
Walked to work via the classic Pripyat level from Call of Duty MW4.

#TangoDown
@DanteLore
2018-12-08 20:52 UTC
Hyperlapse baby... yeah!
@DanteLore
2018-12-05 23:40 UTC
Late night. McDonald's in Reading. Only two people here over 23 and the other guy is giving his Thai girlfriend a virtual tour of the place via facetime.

Never felt so alive!
@DanteLore
2018-12-04 22:27 UTC
This looks like exactly the kind of character-led, deeply plotted movie that I love: Ruggedised Elrond ragging it around like an apocalyptic white van man on acid. No CGI, just a true genius demonstrating his subtle craft on a level not seen since the third matrix movie. Bravo! https://x.com/universaluk/status/1069229701372080128
@DanteLore
2018-12-03 18:15 UTC
Spot the difference...
@DanteLore
2018-12-03 06:08 UTC
RT @lyzidiamond: So there's this thing called the Modifiable Areal Unit Problem -- when point-level data is aggregated into geographic dist…
@DanteLore
2018-11-30 20:55 UTC
:sob:
@DanteLore
2018-11-30 10:47 UTC
Scaling #Agile Pro Tip: You don't need "a bigger Agile", you need to build bigger products. Just don't forget that, OK!?
@DanteLore
2018-11-30 00:07 UTC
Well... this was nice... https://youtu.be/RbSxAN0P5d0
@DanteLore
2018-11-29 23:01 UTC
I'm going to miss this little lot...
@DanteLore
2018-11-29 14:19 UTC
Well will you look at THIS: https://aws.amazon.com/personalize/
#Redundant #ReplacedByMachine #TheGoldenDaysAreOver #NoMoreSixFigureSalariesForQuoteDataScientistsUnquote
@DanteLore
2018-11-27 09:52 UTC
I finally finished part 3 - this time it's about #Streaming #Aggregations in #Kafka and #KSQL. Enjoy!

Time at the Bar Chart http://logicalgenetics.com/time-at-the-bar-chart/
@DanteLore
2018-11-25 19:38 UTC
He who does not use a band saw safely, shall know the inside of his finger better than he would like.

#WiseWords #SteriStrips
@DanteLore
2018-11-24 12:58 UTC
@rmoff can you recommend a simple way to hook up some charts to KSQL for a demo of aggregations? I've been trying to get d3.js to pull from the REST API but it's a nightmare!
@DanteLore
2018-11-23 11:12 UTC
Such true... https://multithreaded.stitchfix.com/blog/2016/03/16/engineers-shouldnt-write-etl/ via @stitchfix_algo
@DanteLore
2018-11-22 13:04 UTC
Time for part two. Much more techie this time, but stay with me for some extreme #Data #Awesomeness:

Kafka's Beer Festival http://logicalgenetics.com/kafkas-beer-festival/

@apachekafka @confluentinc
@DanteLore
2018-11-21 13:11 UTC
I only went and started another blog series... about the problem of converting events to models... #data

Data Engineering in Real Time http://logicalgenetics.com/data-engineering-in-real-time/
@DanteLore
2018-11-19 15:08 UTC
Kafka Streams and KSQL are blowing my tiny mind... #data #streaming #awesome
@DanteLore
2018-11-16 15:49 UTC
Software Pro Tip #132: A 'generic rules engine' is just code

Code in an unsupported language, with no unit tests, no code review, no version control

Code with bugs and meta-bugs where you have to support the language _and_ the logic 24x7

Stop building 'generic rules engines'!
@DanteLore
2018-11-14 20:09 UTC
RT @gerardpatrick: #Brexit mug from Bentham Pottery #BenthamPottery
@DanteLore
2018-11-14 19:49 UTC
Travel is a relaxing experience. By train or plane, the world is simpler. The snacks pack away into trolleys and polite staff charge you for drinks at unheardof exchange rates. Standing, seated or reclined, you relax into the delays and surrender control for a blissful while.
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 16:10 UTC
All aboard the 1606 @GWRHelp service to Bedwyn!

...don't you lot have a couple of spare carriages knocking about? Go on! Just one extra carriage would made this experience 33% happier!
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 12:49 UTC
"Every chart should be understandable in half the time it is on the screen" @acotgreave #BigDataLDN

Typically amazing presentation!
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 12:48 UTC
Every talk by @acotgreave is a joy... #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 12:20 UTC
Great session from @F1Mattharris at #BigDataLDN on the very unique world of data in F1. Over and above the eye-watering tech, the real differentiator is people and culture. Putting data in front of everyone, quickly... then listening when they spot something.
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 10:58 UTC
One thing that always strikes me at events like #BigDataLDN is how hard it is to separate the techniques from the tools. ML, analytics and BI especially seem to be 90% about mastering a specific tool and 10% about data skills.
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 10:34 UTC
"Random Data Salad" is something I can certainly relate to! @Tamr_Inc #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 10:09 UTC
Great keynote on events, streaming and bridging the gap between event and state data... #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2018-11-13 09:52 UTC
Taken the morning off to visit #BigDataLDN and it's much bigger and better than last year...
@DanteLore
2018-11-12 20:14 UTC
Little did I know, when I published this, last week... #RIPStanLee https://x.com/DanteLore/status/1059379475182505984
@DanteLore
2018-11-12 18:52 UTC
@exercism_io Python track seems to have been deserted for months, if not years! Is there any way to sort community results by submission time, to save me feeling so lonely?

...still ❤️ by the way.
@DanteLore
2018-11-12 18:25 UTC
Changed my profile photo on Slack...
@DanteLore
2018-11-11 18:05 UTC
Forgot to tweet number 26 the other week... This plank was all but completely rotten. Cleaned up with a wire brush and some Danish oil.
@DanteLore
2018-11-11 18:02 UTC
Frames 27, 28 and 29 are a Greek Odyssey in three parts... 🇬🇷
@DanteLore
2018-11-08 21:18 UTC
Sometimes the same is different,
But mostly, it's the same
These mysteries of life...
that just ain't my thing.
@DanteLore
2018-11-07 17:57 UTC
Tonight I'd like to give a shout out to the self-absorbed prick who took up two seats in a crowded carriage and treated us to half an hour of his inane telephone waffle. What a great guy...
@DanteLore
2018-11-07 13:33 UTC
Very interesting article about Data Leakage https://www.kaggle.com/dansbecker/data-leakage
@DanteLore
2018-11-06 14:37 UTC
A Trip to the Movies http://logicalgenetics.com/trip-to-the-movies/
#DataVis #Python #Colaboratory #numpy #Pandas #Data #StanLee
@DanteLore
2018-11-05 21:11 UTC
I'm a forward thinking, 21st century guy n'all, but I'm by no means averse to teaching small children to burn and enemy of the state in effigy...
#BonfireNight #GuyFawkes
@DanteLore
2018-11-05 09:38 UTC
Even if you just look at Marvel films, a cameo by Stan Lee pushes the profits up by a half billion dollars...
#DataScience #Amateur #DataVis
@DanteLore
2018-11-02 22:47 UTC
RT @MaxFagin: November is here, and that means a massive shift is coming. And by "massive" I am of course referring to the redefinition of…
@DanteLore
2018-11-02 14:21 UTC
Stan Lee == $$$
@TheRealStanLee
#datavis
@DanteLore
2018-10-30 17:18 UTC
Spook-E
@DanteLore
2018-10-29 19:26 UTC
.@GoogleColab where have you been all my life? ❤❤❤
@DanteLore
2018-10-26 18:58 UTC
It's a funny old world, isn't it?
What a day!
Corr blimey!
@DanteLore
2018-10-23 16:49 UTC
Well Son, a funny thing about regret is...
...it's better to regret something you have done...

...than something you haven't done...
@DanteLore
2018-10-17 11:48 UTC
Stuck for something to write on a post-it in a retrospective? How about these classics?
#Agile #FreeAdvice #AutomaticWin
@DanteLore
2018-10-09 17:47 UTC
@GWRHelp come on... when connecting services are delayed, would it kill you to hold the next train for 5 mins? Just ran across Reading station along with 30 others from delayed Bristol service to watch the Theale train drive away. All trains from Paddington were delayed.
@DanteLore
2018-10-08 19:41 UTC
@AskLloydsBank I use your mobile app quite regularly... do I really need to log in on desktop to stop you sending paper statements? Why?
@DanteLore
2018-10-07 20:29 UTC
"Wow, Dan's not made a picture frame for ages", I'm sure you're thinking...
Well, actually, number 23 took three blooming weeks!
@DanteLore
2018-10-05 11:29 UTC
Without doubt the most peaceful and lovely place in London. Residents include William Blake and Thomas Bayes of probability fame...
@DanteLore
2018-09-27 11:31 UTC
Spot the obvious issue here.
#ForForksSake
@DanteLore
2018-09-24 16:05 UTC
RT @BrockLAllen:
@DanteLore
2018-09-21 12:36 UTC
I totally blinged up my website...
http://logicalgenetics.com/
💎💍👑💸💳💰🌟
@DanteLore
2018-09-19 18:30 UTC
RT @GoodwinMJ: It's that time of year...
1st year students are on campus

-born 1999/2000
-no memory of 9/11
-no memory of Iraq War
-no me…
@DanteLore
2018-09-18 18:28 UTC
Dear conductor on the @GWRHelp 1807 to Frome ,
Sorry I tried the wrong door at Thatcham.
We're all just trying to get home, there's no need to get stroppy, just like there's no excuse for people to be rude to you. Why can't we all just be friends?
We're all in it together!
❤🚂
@DanteLore
2018-09-18 17:53 UTC
In any modern organisation, #data should be as ubiquitous, as crucial, as safe and as available as water.
@DanteLore
2018-09-17 19:06 UTC
@Spuginowski 😁❤ https://x.com/SamsungUK/status/1040538894796767232
@DanteLore
2018-09-17 19:03 UTC
RT @GroundControl: If I were building a dev team I think I would:

- Hire a senior dev
- hire 4 junior devs
- the senior dev is not allowed…
@DanteLore
2018-09-15 12:52 UTC
I wrote Part II: Face clustering with Neural Networks and K-Means
#neuralnetworks #deeplearning #machinelearning #ai #data #bigdata #facerecognition #buzzwords

http://logicalgenetics.com/face-clustering-with-neural-networks-and-k-means/
@DanteLore
2018-09-13 16:46 UTC
Today I saw Google crash.

Google search.

Actual Google actually broke.

#endofdays
@DanteLore
2018-09-13 06:13 UTC
That feeling when you're just about to head to the office and you realise @BBCBreakfast are already there...
@DanteLore
2018-09-12 16:34 UTC
I wrote a blog... https://lnkd.in/dVwiQDs
@DanteLore
2018-09-12 16:34 UTC
Face Clustering with Python http://logicalgenetics.com/face-clustering-with-python/
@DanteLore
2018-09-10 21:14 UTC
RT @gvaireth: #programming #humor
@DanteLore
2018-09-09 16:44 UTC
Mud kitchen taking shape this weekend...
@DanteLore
2018-09-07 16:47 UTC
Junkbot MVP v0.95 says hi!
@DanteLore
2018-09-07 08:03 UTC
Home working pro-tip: NO KIDS IN THE STUDY...
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 20:53 UTC
Only 38... 😔 https://x.com/wonky_donky/status/1037783098136698881
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 20:37 UTC
RT @chrismorrisbits: Rest in peace, Burt Reynolds.
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 18:06 UTC
And they said #brexit was close... https://x.com/EmojiTetra/status/1037762938759565313
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 18:04 UTC
Now that our hack day is over and the Data Team are no longer analysing my tweets in real time using a strange mixture of #scala, #akka, #python and #kibana... I can unreservedly confirm that Compare The Market is a great place to work... #justfortherecord
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 17:01 UTC
RT @lemiorhan: imho, 9 books every developer should read:

* Clean Code
* Growing OO Software by Tests
* The Software Craftsman
* Refactori…
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 14:40 UTC
RT @_volleymaster_: is wendy cool? or is compare the market more cool?
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 14:40 UTC
Compare the market is the place I work. I love cheese 🧀
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 12:23 UTC
RT @_volleymaster_: if wendy is cool then this tweet should make it all the way to elasticsearch...
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 10:51 UTC
Wendy is cool 🍦
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 10:05 UTC
RT @_volleymaster_: I wonder what would happen if #WendyIsCool but in camelCase?
@DanteLore
2018-09-06 10:05 UTC
We're doing a hack day... and Wendy is pretty cool...
@DanteLore
2018-09-05 17:06 UTC
Two people on the tube today reading lengthy course materials on "Agile Project Management" one said to the other, looking slightly smug, "maybe next month we just tell the team there is no plan... they can do whatever they like..."
@DanteLore
2018-09-03 18:58 UTC
Going to miss him when he leaves... but so proud!!! Hope we can still meet for a pint every now and again. Good luck, Son ❤
#prouddad #fatherhood #parenting #dadgoals
@DanteLore
2018-09-03 07:08 UTC
HolidayPhotos ➡️ FaceDetection ➡️ CropAndResize ➡️ NeuralNetwork ➡️ FeatureArray ➡️ K-Means ➡️ D3.js ➡️ DisplayOneClusterPerRow ➡️ PureWin(100%)
@DanteLore
2018-09-02 18:31 UTC
Frame number 22 took a whole day! #mystical
@DanteLore
2018-09-02 11:43 UTC
RT @davidschneider: Some friends vote narrowly to go on a picnic.

When they get there, it’s pouring with rain, the agreed spot is right by…
@DanteLore
2018-09-02 11:11 UTC
Busy wizzy day...
@DanteLore
2018-08-31 18:35 UTC
This is not news. Delivering a small software project to hit a committed date just months away is hard enough...

Crossrail is a 10+ year project with a workforce of thousands and will be "live" for maybe a century...

Committed dates are bullshit!
#agile
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-45367990
@DanteLore
2018-08-30 20:04 UTC
shut the front door... https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1035097798075506688
@DanteLore
2018-08-30 15:42 UTC
Do what the man says! https://lnkd.in/dpePQY2
@DanteLore
2018-08-29 18:57 UTC
When even a 15 minute interchange warrants an extra beer...
@DanteLore
2018-08-27 19:49 UTC
Two facts about frames 20 and 21: First, they are a bit rough and ready in gaudy gold and silver. Second, I am running out of decent photos to use...
@DanteLore
2018-08-26 13:57 UTC
It's raining, so little daughter and I are watching @SnoopDogg explain how an operating system progresses keyboard input and accesses data from a magnetic disk... as you do... @StoryBots
@DanteLore
2018-08-26 11:47 UTC
Frames 18 and 19 are presented with Roman Ogee, reclaimed heritage hardwood from Berkshire pallets and a drizzle of light mahogany wood stain.
@DanteLore
2018-08-24 21:09 UTC
Software thought for the day: it's important to be agile in the way you work, but you need to remember that your customers don't care *how* you work, they care what you build.
#AgileIsNotAProcess #AgileIsNotAReligion #AgileIsAnAdjective
@DanteLore
2018-08-24 20:27 UTC
What a lovely bunch! #gptw
@DanteLore
2018-08-22 11:11 UTC
Great article about face recognition in Python by @ageitgey https://medium.com/@ageitgey/machine-learning-is-fun-part-4-modern-face-recognition-with-deep-learning-c3cffc121d78
@DanteLore
2018-08-21 17:34 UTC
Two CS students on the tube having a deep conversation about C++ vs Java and the performance and garbage collection details of destructors vs JVM... totally dominated my attention from Kings Cross to Paddington...
@DanteLore
2018-08-18 18:38 UTC
I wrote a neural network for refrigeration systems 16 years ago... and I wasn't even clever enough to finish my PhD... #justsaying #hype #ai https://x.com/mustafasuleyman/status/1030454673571045376
@DanteLore
2018-08-17 18:32 UTC
Well that was a fun week... tired now. Tired and two-pints-fuzzy...
@DanteLore
2018-08-17 16:39 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: Young people are offended by everything nowadays. Back in my day we offended everyone. Wake up, call your wife ugly. Go…
@DanteLore
2018-08-15 17:55 UTC
RT @SarahDuggers: Omg who made this masterpiece?
@DanteLore
2018-08-13 20:35 UTC
Lesson 26: you can't fight the PMO
@DanteLore
2018-08-11 14:47 UTC
Very happy with this little detail...
@DanteLore
2018-08-11 13:43 UTC
Got legs!
@DanteLore
2018-08-09 15:48 UTC
I think I need a more expensive welder if I want neater welds...

#badworkman
@DanteLore
2018-08-08 13:49 UTC
I've taken a week off so I can turn £100 worth of metal into smaller chunks... #logical
@DanteLore
2018-08-07 22:29 UTC
RT @owennell: Fettle is now on NuGet, so you don't have to build from source anymore 😅
http://nuget.org/packages/Fettle.Console
@DanteLore
2018-08-05 18:26 UTC
This is why it's always too hot in the house! I'm going to paint it white!
@DanteLore
2018-07-31 19:52 UTC
#gromitunleashed2 chalk us up for 27 today! #GertLush #Bristol
@DanteLore
2018-07-29 17:53 UTC
RT @AnneGlover_EU: Boris Johnson Has Ruined Britain https://nyti.ms/2NFhzDr
@DanteLore
2018-07-28 13:07 UTC
Finish him!
Nice bit of Danish Oil action...
@DanteLore
2018-07-26 06:18 UTC
The morning after the night before...
#Minsk 🇧🇾
@DanteLore
2018-07-24 06:01 UTC
Greetings from Minsk! 🇧🇾
@DanteLore
2018-07-21 11:43 UTC
Planing the top £50 of my slab away...
@DanteLore
2018-07-19 17:22 UTC
"Even when Agile on the team-level makes sense, you need that other part to make sense. The rest of the org was probably the blocker in the first place"

But of course... I would agree with that... it's never MY fault... right? #agile

https://hackernoon.com/agile-makes-no-sense-c8ebbf971012
@DanteLore
2018-07-18 21:03 UTC
Present has arrived!!
@DanteLore
2018-07-18 18:27 UTC
I consider myself incredibly lucky to work with a team of people as knowledgeable, diverse, positive, supportive, thoughtful, motivated and fun as this little lot.
#BestTeamEver 💞
#DataEngineering
@comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2018-07-18 13:11 UTC
Hyperthread. I love a bit of system thinking! https://x.com/GarethDennis/status/1012007152934965250
@DanteLore
2018-07-17 20:15 UTC
This man is my hero... "rejection of objective truth could be the downfall of democracy". https://x.com/Channel4News/status/1019256795171295235
@DanteLore
2018-07-17 12:04 UTC
This is very cool - knowing the data you have, and making it accessible, is way more important than building data apps in a silo... https://medium.com/airbnb-engineering/democratizing-data-at-airbnb-852d76c51770
@DanteLore
2018-07-14 20:47 UTC
RT @swear_trek: Damage report, Mister LaForge
@DanteLore
2018-07-13 18:07 UTC
I couldn't make it, so just for the record:
@realDonaldTrump: You're not welcome. Never come back. Bell end. https://x.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1017792265912135680
@DanteLore
2018-07-13 18:05 UTC
Not sure how these three manage to look even crazier and more loveable when sober... 💞 https://x.com/comparemkttech/status/1017716507768483840
@DanteLore
2018-07-11 14:16 UTC
One day I'd like to be this far down the maturity model for #data! https://medium.com/airbnb-engineering/how-airbnb-democratizes-data-science-with-data-university-3eccc71e073a
@DanteLore
2018-07-11 11:44 UTC
RT @EmporersNewC: 1. Hello, United Kingdom, it’s the United States of America here, and we need to talk.

https://x.com/EmporersNewC/status/884474494512975872
@DanteLore
2018-07-11 11:39 UTC
RT @David_Davis_UK: Missing my ministerial car, I had to take a taxi to parliament this morning. It turns out leaving the Cabinet means I d…
@DanteLore
2018-07-10 12:32 UTC
Just... Wow! #raf100 over the @comparemkttech office today...
@DanteLore
2018-07-10 05:03 UTC
So many AWS features I haven't played with... https://x.com/iamsomewalrus/status/1015326994035138560
@DanteLore
2018-07-08 18:07 UTC
Wizards decorated by Lucy (age 3), Emma (age 7) and Dan (age 40).

#wizards
@DanteLore
2018-07-07 15:46 UTC
Like most of the rest of the UK, I've spent the last 90 minutes or so learning to whittle a wizard...
@DanteLore
2018-07-07 08:08 UTC
RT @gvaireth: #programming #humor
@DanteLore
2018-07-05 06:34 UTC
Team Ukulele lesson at the Queen of Shoreditch yesterday.
Luckily we're much better at #DataEngineering than we are at music 🎶🎸🔇
@comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2018-07-03 18:40 UTC
Because some men are kicking a ball in Russia right now, I have to have my beer in a plastic cup.
#internationalpolitics #presentation
@DanteLore
2018-07-01 10:03 UTC
The main difference between spring and summer this year... https://x.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1013361716539871232
@DanteLore
2018-06-29 19:35 UTC
https://lnkd.in/gHQjYXq
@DanteLore
2018-06-29 19:12 UTC
https://lnkd.in/d-xwBqH
@DanteLore
2018-06-29 16:12 UTC
RT @jamesbaile: “Mutation Testing in .NET, part 2” by Oli Wennell https://medium.com/p/mutation-testing-in-net-part-2-590cca87f2e6
@DanteLore
2018-06-28 14:36 UTC
I had to cancel an interview with this award winning team when I took my current job in 2016...

I guess we just didn't enter the survey? https://lnkd.in/guTjKrt https://lnkd.in/g_z5mwd
@DanteLore
2018-06-27 17:32 UTC
RT @swear_trek: Slack is down
@DanteLore
2018-06-27 15:06 UTC
I like this article - pragmatic snippets of advice. Focus your data efforts on valuable stuff that matters to your business. @Entrepreneur @jumpshotinc http://entm.ag/yxd
@DanteLore
2018-06-27 07:10 UTC
RT @StatsRick: Deploying a smart contract using AWS Lambda and Athena, now that is a Blockchain model I can use : https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/big-data/build-a-blockchain-analytic-solution-with-aws-lambda-amazon-kinesis-and-amazon-athena
@DanteLore
2018-06-27 06:33 UTC
Looking for an omen this morning I saw 10 magpies. 10! What am i supposed to do with that? I'm going to assume it meant 6 + 4, "golden boy"...
@DanteLore
2018-06-27 04:50 UTC
RT @Werner: A one size fits all database doesn't fit anyone - #allthingsdistributed #aws https://www.allthingsdistributed.com/2018/06/purpose-built-databases-in-aws.html
@DanteLore
2018-06-26 18:06 UTC
Sometimes... just sometimes... the stars align and you just get what you want... even before you asked for it...
@DanteLore
2018-06-26 17:47 UTC
This is eye-wateringly #awesome https://x.com/ianvisits/status/1010887363063681024
@DanteLore
2018-06-26 17:26 UTC
Another year in London, another £5000 on the credit card...

Another commuter's still life in Britain's sweatiest pub...

#cheers
@DanteLore
2018-06-23 12:08 UTC
RT @drewconway: Who made this? 👏🏻...👏🏻...👏🏻
@DanteLore
2018-06-10 12:26 UTC
If the lack of variety in my tweets is annoying you, imagine what it's like to be my family...
@DanteLore
2018-06-09 09:31 UTC
Literally only making picture frames makes me happy these days...
@DanteLore
2018-06-08 04:58 UTC
Due to engineering works on the A4 between Reading and Newbury (I assume), buses have been replaced with trains today... #railreplacementreplacementservice https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/1004944267830165504
@DanteLore
2018-06-05 19:51 UTC
A challenging subject, beautifully done! https://studiolightspeed.com/2018/06/05/royal-academy-summer-exhibition-jacob-rees-mogg/ via @BrexitPortraits
@DanteLore
2018-06-03 21:07 UTC
Faith in humanity restored... https://x.com/Keque_Mage/status/1002973319711350785
@DanteLore
2018-06-03 18:01 UTC
RT @StefanRoock: A User Story isn't just another kind of specification.
@DanteLore
2018-06-02 17:10 UTC
Another frame up or three...
@DanteLore
2018-06-01 16:21 UTC
FML https://x.com/GWRHelp/status/1002572902485647367
@DanteLore
2018-06-01 16:17 UTC
RT @swear_trek: my internal monologue in meetings
@DanteLore
2018-05-29 10:21 UTC
"Our 17 project managers are making a plan to understand use cases to drive our strategy which we will then break down tactically to create user stories with a view to creating a business case..." #agile #notagile
@DanteLore
2018-05-28 12:05 UTC
Frames...
@DanteLore
2018-05-27 22:22 UTC
RT @allenholub: People are not fungible “resources." People (not resources) must learn to work together as a team, and that team is built o…
@DanteLore
2018-05-27 12:40 UTC
Another frame...
@DanteLore
2018-05-23 19:42 UTC
Once there was a way
To get back homeward
Once there was a way
To get back home
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry...
@DanteLore
2018-05-23 05:46 UTC
RT @gvaireth: #programming #humor #frontend #backend
@DanteLore
2018-05-22 14:36 UTC
@DanB78 @Spuginowski https://x.com/GWRHelp/status/998935427510923264
@DanteLore
2018-05-21 17:11 UTC
Sadly I'm on the second one... https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/998609526126362624
@DanteLore
2018-05-19 13:04 UTC
World's best Twitter account?

Probably! https://x.com/EmojiTetra/status/997824911631499266
@DanteLore
2018-05-18 20:05 UTC
RT @swear_trek: how does anyone make it to the end of their shift on Friday
@DanteLore
2018-05-17 17:42 UTC
It's been one of _those_ days...
@DanteLore
2018-05-17 17:27 UTC
RT @francis_baily: Year 6 winning matches in the girls football tournament. #girlsfootball #wewon
@DanteLore
2018-05-17 17:27 UTC
RT @jamesbaile: Alex and Sergei leading the finale at #TDC18 with Herb Kim @comparemkttech https://t.co/smgbwpg5nj
@DanteLore
2018-05-15 20:20 UTC
I like the class 43 just as much as the next man... but all this "Britain is great" and "foreign trains are evil" in #thetrainthatsavedbritainsrailways is a bit much... I like the 800 class just as much. #sorrynotsorry
@DanteLore
2018-05-15 19:08 UTC
RT @ismonkeyuser: Workaround (http://www.monkeyuser.com/2018/workaround)
@DanteLore
2018-05-14 16:58 UTC
@GWRHelp no trains past Theale and now over running engineering works means no trains *to* Theale? Does this mean I get two discounts on my season ticket today?
@DanteLore
2018-05-13 21:38 UTC
Data! Lovely #data! | Electric Insights from @DraxNews | #energy #tech http://electricinsights.co.uk/#/dashboard?&_k=74ijlz
@DanteLore
2018-05-13 16:36 UTC
If you can get more than one train eastbound from Paddington in less than ten minutes, there's a pint in it for you... 🍺 https://x.com/circleline/status/995661161755488256
@DanteLore
2018-05-13 16:09 UTC
I made some boxes for kindling...
@DanteLore
2018-05-12 23:10 UTC
RT @adrianchm: Client: “How much time will it take to finish this job?”
Me: “About six weeks”
Client: “You have two weeks.”
Me: “OK, I’ll t…
@DanteLore
2018-05-12 21:52 UTC
#MOL #FTW #Eurovision
@DanteLore
2018-05-12 21:35 UTC
I'm pretty sure that if that referendum had gone the other way, every day would have been as glittery and fun as #Eurovision by 2021... sequined spandex as standard office-wear by 2025... rainbows and face paint and universal tolerance... but y'know... maroon passports.
@DanteLore
2018-05-11 21:16 UTC
RT @xkcdComic: SafetySat https://xkcd.com/1992/ https://m.xkcd.com/1992/
@DanteLore
2018-05-11 13:03 UTC
New team sign! Very exciting!
@DanteLore
2018-05-10 19:07 UTC
RT @randyshoup: Agile is no more or less than
* work in small increments
* get feedback
* take engineering seriously

If someone tells y…
@DanteLore
2018-05-08 16:38 UTC
Just sending the last few emails of the day. It's a hard life...
@DanteLore
2018-05-07 21:58 UTC
RT @DerrenBrown: I’ve been a fan of this guy for a while - he makes extraordinary Rube Goldberg machines with a level of wit that elevates…
@DanteLore
2018-05-07 21:56 UTC
I've had worse bank holidays...
@Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2018-05-06 20:36 UTC
RT @MrTimDunn: @JonnElledge Recreate the Rail Replacement Bus misery in miniature. My finest work, still.
@DanteLore
2018-05-04 14:31 UTC
.@Readingbeerfest ... I am inside you! 🍺
@DanteLore
2018-05-02 08:28 UTC
https://lnkd.in/ejkKTUA
@DanteLore
2018-05-01 19:08 UTC
So happy to finally share my personal success story with the world. Best 12 weeks of my life. #onelove #nopainnogain
@DanteLore
2018-04-27 20:33 UTC
Totally agree stability in teams is vital. Though we had an ex-spotify dude in the other day, saying that routinely swapping people in and out was the way to keep teams "full stack".
Is a group of strangers with all the skills better than a tight and familiar team who specialise? https://x.com/allenholub/status/989605118323576832
@DanteLore
2018-04-26 22:05 UTC
RT @DanteLore: Presented without comment.
Be careful what you search for.
#agile #projectmanagement
@DanteLore
2018-04-26 21:13 UTC
RT @DanteLore: It was suggested to me today that, regardless of the facts, I tend to take any situation and spin it as if it was a success,…
@DanteLore
2018-04-26 21:10 UTC
It was suggested to me today that, regardless of the facts, I tend to take any situation and spin it as if it was a success, somehow aligned to my unspecified grand plan...

...I consider that a win...

...100%
@DanteLore
2018-04-25 17:21 UTC
RT @binitamshah: Saw something beautiful ,worth sharing
@DanteLore
2018-04-22 16:43 UTC
Stephen's Son's Rocket is back for the summer season. #barbecue
@DanteLore
2018-04-20 12:06 UTC
Presented without comment.
Be careful what you search for.
#agile #projectmanagement
@DanteLore
2018-04-18 22:38 UTC
RT @bitfield: “Don't use feature branches: work on master all the time. Make changes in tiny steps. Each change is itself atomic and leaves…
@DanteLore
2018-04-17 09:20 UTC
Something's afoot in Pall Mall today...
#CommonwealthSomething #WalkAcrossLondon
@DanteLore
2018-04-16 11:10 UTC
What a lovely man... https://x.com/The_BGL_Group/status/984449951949352965
@DanteLore
2018-04-15 18:49 UTC
Interesting article about deleting things you thought were immutable... http://danlebrero.com/2018/04/11/kafka-gdpr-event-sourcing/
@DanteLore
2018-04-15 15:42 UTC
It's done!!!
Project patio is complete. It almost killed me and it cost more than the GDP of Azerbaijan but despite all that, I won out in the end. #happy #patio #diy
@DanteLore
2018-04-14 17:24 UTC
Patio finished... except... well... it's not...
If it was software, I'd ship it and patch it later.
But alas, back to Reading for 8 bricks and too much cement tomorrow!
@DanteLore
2018-04-13 06:56 UTC
RT @codinghorror: "Other than that single syllable, he insisted, he had not spoken with or touched another human being, until this night, f…
@DanteLore
2018-04-12 20:43 UTC
RT @robert_we: LOL.
@DanteLore
2018-04-12 17:42 UTC
RT @jaredpar: Developer fallacy: we're going to rewrite this established product from scratch and fix all the bugs in the current implement…
@DanteLore
2018-04-12 16:38 UTC
RT @GaryStevens: Day one of #iJS2018 we have given out: 150 cups of popcorn, 20 Meerkats, 300 meerkat sticker. 1 android watch still up for…
@DanteLore
2018-04-11 16:38 UTC
Great fun doing our @comparemkttech Data Engineering Monopoly game today. Devised by the mighty @NTSheep64 congratulations to the Scotty Dogs for their epic win!
@DanteLore
2018-04-09 04:47 UTC
RT @codinghorror: Code comments
@DanteLore
2018-04-07 21:56 UTC
This meme has taken over my life... https://x.com/JimMFelton/status/982725059524644864
@DanteLore
2018-04-07 20:09 UTC
RT @simongerman600: Augmented reality apps will totally change the way we live. We will finally be able to integrate the best of technology…
@DanteLore
2018-04-06 21:18 UTC
Fun at the @britishmuseum today. Possibly the finest selection of activities for kids on planet earth...
@DanteLore
2018-04-06 16:38 UTC
"Agile is not checklists, logic, and slides. It is improvisation. It is jazz. It is art." - @RonJeffries

Slightly cheesy but so true. You can't measure if an organisation is truly #agile, only feel it.
https://ronjeffries.com/articles/018-01ff/agile-riff/#
@DanteLore
2018-04-04 07:39 UTC
Eat, drink and be merry... for tomorrow, I'm 40.
@DanteLore
2018-04-03 12:09 UTC
Lone 🐺 on Thunder Mountain!
@DanteLore
2018-04-03 09:41 UTC
He he he #landrover
@DanteLore
2018-04-02 13:37 UTC
Disney Queue-dios more like! 🤣😁
@DanteLore
2018-04-01 14:11 UTC
Happiest place on earth...
@DanteLore
2018-03-27 21:25 UTC
Tonight I'd like to thank LinkedIn and all the hard working recruitment agents out there who are always ready to offer me a chance to take a graduate developer role, on 60% less money, using 20 year old tech....
They must really want me to recapture my 20's.
Thanks guys! ❤ #40
@DanteLore
2018-03-23 20:23 UTC
RT @allenholub: I've never seen an incompetent team. Quite the opposite in fact. When an Agile transition fails, it's more often than not t…
@DanteLore
2018-03-23 12:48 UTC
RT @random_walker: Tech buzzwords explained:
AI—regression
Big data—data
Blockchain—database
Algorithm—automated decision-making
Cloud—Inte…
@DanteLore
2018-03-22 18:55 UTC
Illness update:
0700: awake! Feel great!
0705: ok, not 'great' exactly...
0830: attempt 500m walk to school with daughter
0850: broken and dying on sofa
0900: maybe a quick look at my email...
0901: oh @$%€
1800: close laptop

...being off sick seems very... "worky"!
@DanteLore
2018-03-22 07:12 UTC
RT @computerfact: 1968: if only computers existed
1978: if only more people had computers
1988: if only the computers were all connected
19…
@DanteLore
2018-03-21 22:43 UTC
RT @RealBobMortimer: If you have your beans ON your toast then the only explanation is that you are a baby, a young baby #Babyfood
@DanteLore
2018-03-19 15:44 UTC
I'm ill. Been sleeping all day. Possible causes...
1. Polonium poisoning
2. Zombie virus
@DanteLore
2018-03-17 10:51 UTC
Well this is nice... #patio
@DanteLore
2018-03-14 09:18 UTC
Did I mention we're hiring Big Data Engineers and a Tech Lead for @comparethemkt Data Engineering team in #Shoreditch? How could you *not* be interested? @comparemkttech #scala #spark #AWS #bigdata #agile
@DanteLore
2018-03-14 07:44 UTC
Still foggy in Minsk. Maybe they have limited compute to render the far distance and have added a "fog of war" to keep it playable...
@DanteLore
2018-03-13 16:02 UTC
Minsk. It's where I am.
@DanteLore
2018-03-12 20:20 UTC
You live in Dallas. You have to call a cab to cross a street in Dallas... A good coder would have noticed the inherent issues with the spec... https://x.com/dudehook/status/973256368139403266
@DanteLore
2018-03-12 20:17 UTC
RT @farbodsaraf: Advice to new managers

1 earn trust by giving it
2 hire for EQ, train for IQ
3 eat lunch with your team
4 tell people th…
@DanteLore
2018-03-11 15:16 UTC
I ran out of sand! 1 ton used so far. #patio project back next week...
@DanteLore
2018-03-10 13:10 UTC
On schedule... #Patio
@DanteLore
2018-03-09 17:31 UTC
If making things out of huge slabs of oak is wrong, then I don't want to be right...

#gotwood
@DanteLore
2018-03-07 23:54 UTC
Reading.
Late.
Drinking on my own.
Work?
Totally!
#deliveringbusinessvalue
@DanteLore
2018-03-05 17:36 UTC
First proper #walkacrosslondon of the year. Was nice. Cheered me up!
@DanteLore
2018-03-05 13:57 UTC
"We either win in a way that is fair and right or we lose with our honour intact and accept the consequences"

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/elon-musk-pricing-strategy-email-tesla-dealers-we-all-michael-doyle
@DanteLore
2018-03-04 22:13 UTC
Yes! Customer service! Yes! @AmazonUK https://x.com/Spuginowski/status/961335780844146689
@DanteLore
2018-03-04 18:25 UTC
#HomeImprovement #Honestly
@DanteLore
2018-03-04 18:24 UTC
Another #frame this weekend. Some amazing #pallet hardwood this time. Shame it doesn't quite match!
@DanteLore
2018-03-03 12:19 UTC
Don't get me wrong, I'm loving the snow ⛄❤ but I have three huge chunks of oak in the garage I'd really like to be putting in the garden today...
@DanteLore
2018-03-01 16:49 UTC
Oh dear #stormemma #BeastFromTheEast #Snowmageddon https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/969253093689864192
@DanteLore
2018-03-01 13:20 UTC
Wowzers! Another example of how badly thought through goals/targets/KPIs drive really bad behaviour... and far worse, lead great people to lose faith and leave...

Why I Quit Google to Work for Myself https://mtlynch.io/why-i-quit-google/ via @deliberatecoder
@DanteLore
2018-03-01 09:45 UTC
White Collar Factory has certainly been white on the top this week... #oldstreet #beastfromtheeast
@DanteLore
2018-02-28 11:40 UTC
#OldStreet #Shoreditch vs #Thatcham #Berkshire

#BeastFromTheEast
@DanteLore
2018-02-27 21:20 UTC
I'm going to be in Minsk, so maybe *you* could go along to this, sit at my desk and see what it's like to write high-performing #data applications in #scala, at one of the UK's most exciting #fintech companies!

https://www.meetup.com/london-scala/events/247763999/ #Meetup #London via @Meetup
@DanteLore
2018-02-27 16:41 UTC
News Headlines

1. "DevOps" is when devs do ops, it's not a role or a team in itself
2. People are not "Resources"
3. "Agile" is an adjective, not a noun
4. Software development is a team sport, there are no heroes
@DanteLore
2018-02-27 11:17 UTC
RT @CodeGorillaUK: Check out this Meetup: London Scala Talks: Zainab Ali and Fabio Cognigni https://www.meetup.com/london-scala/events/247763999/ #Meetup #London via @Me…
@DanteLore
2018-02-25 20:32 UTC
Two more picture frames made from #pallet slats this weekend. Lucky to have found so much weird and wonderful hardwood.
Slowly learning the techniques that work... #trialanderror
@DanteLore
2018-02-25 17:11 UTC
Can somebody lend me £800 for paving slabs...?
#FirstWorldProblems
@DanteLore
2018-02-25 08:40 UTC
RT @EmilyKager: My sister (freshman in college) texted me for Big-O proof help for her Algorithms class saying she's scared CS isn't for he…
@DanteLore
2018-02-23 13:14 UTC
Our multi-million pound investment in a cloud-based #bigdata platform is pretty serious business here at @comparemkttech

Cutting edge, business critical systems don't have to be dull it seems...
@DanteLore
2018-02-23 08:26 UTC
@GWRHelp yet again I'd like to send huge thanks to the chap who works at #Thatcham station. Whenever there are issues, he walks down the platform, explains the situation and helps people out. He's a credit to you. You should give him a bonus!
@DanteLore
2018-02-22 21:58 UTC
For an engineer who's spent his whole life organising #data this makes for a brain-melting read...
Literally does not compute.
Null pointer error. https://www.thetrace.org/2016/08/atf-ridiculous-non-searchable-databases-explained/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
@DanteLore
2018-02-17 18:45 UTC
Project #bunkbed complete. First big #make of 2018
@DanteLore
2018-02-14 21:30 UTC
These bunk beds are in the wrong room!
@DanteLore
2018-02-13 17:24 UTC
A good jig is, in many ways, like a unit test. You can get it right in development (on a chunk of scrap) then have safe, happy repeatability in production. #xp #tdd #agile
@DanteLore
2018-02-12 11:55 UTC
RT @RichRogersIoT: "I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month so that he could read it twice as fast." - @rkoutnik https://t.co…
@DanteLore
2018-02-10 18:21 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: New course almost finished. "Scrum for Dummies". I have created nearly 200 slides! Here are the first 8 or so. I can mail…
@DanteLore
2018-02-09 22:41 UTC
RT @afroblonde: Well this made me burst out laughing. #meetings
via @simongerman600
@DanteLore
2018-02-09 21:04 UTC
RT @bitfield: "How often do we have unforeseen problems?"
"One hundred percent of the time."
http://dilbert.com/strip/2018-01-22
@DanteLore
2018-02-07 18:53 UTC
RT @j_s_n_d: Always store in UTC https://x.com/girlziplocked/status/961064978496348177
@DanteLore
2018-02-06 22:33 UTC
Faith in humanity restored. https://x.com/SpaceX/status/961001555817148416
@DanteLore
2018-02-06 21:00 UTC
Seriously... #awestruck. https://x.com/SpaceX/status/960980119312453632
@DanteLore
2018-02-06 20:58 UTC
What a time to be alive! A luxury car will soon begin many thousands of years in a lonely orbit of Earth and Mars, perhaps as a memorial to human engineers, long after human politicians have wiped them out... #probs. https://x.com/SpaceX/status/960977977772093440
@DanteLore
2018-02-06 17:36 UTC
Dearest colleagues,
I was totally paying attention in all of your long, agenda-less waffle-fests today. We totally delivered business value. I wrote copious notes throughout.
#truth #notlies #meetings
@DanteLore
2018-02-05 21:09 UTC
I made a picture frame out of a pallet. Then I put a picture of two sexy young people in it.
@DanteLore
2018-02-02 18:54 UTC
"If you wanna be the best
And ya wanna beat the rest
Delegation's what you need"

... because they're not "resources", they're brilliant people who want to help.
#management #protip #agile
@DanteLore
2018-02-01 13:53 UTC
London looking positively tropical today...
@DanteLore
2018-02-01 13:25 UTC
RT @gvaireth: Wtf #Oracle?
@DanteLore
2018-01-31 14:18 UTC
RT @theantelopeKT6: Happy to be a one star pub if this person’s idea of a 5 star pub is anything to go by. 😂
@DanteLore
2018-01-25 21:51 UTC
RT @nealbrennan: Was talking with friend about how impossibly old the Traveling Wilburys seemed when they released their music in 1988. I'v…
@DanteLore
2018-01-25 16:59 UTC
What an exciting and dynamic workspace we have here at @comparemkttech
Did I mention I'm hiring a new team of 8 to do #bigdata #aws #dataengineering #scala #spark #sql #ci #cd #awesomez...
@DanteLore
2018-01-25 06:59 UTC
@onceblank saw this and thought of you... https://x.com/Steve_OS/status/956164448322031616
@DanteLore
2018-01-24 15:27 UTC
Just headed down to Old Street station and got a FREE GIN from @LoneWolfSpirits #TheWolfOfOldStreet
@DanteLore
2018-01-23 18:10 UTC
Happy Birthday @The_BGL_Group
Thanks for the fizz!
@DanteLore
2018-01-23 17:23 UTC
Working in London is hard sometimes. Had to follow up the lunchtime champagne with a Paddington Beer
@DanteLore
2018-01-22 13:50 UTC
Literally dripping in amazing Data Engineering vacancies, including:

5 x Senior Data Engineer
1 x Data Solutions Architect
1 x Senior Data Business Analyst
1 x Technical/Team Lead

Interested?  Hit the link below or contact our recruitment wizard @…https://lnkd.in/esnQWzd
@DanteLore
2018-01-19 23:14 UTC
This looks like a great job... https://www.bglgroup.co.uk/jobs/big-data-tech-lead-(000899)?searchtext=
@DanteLore
2018-01-18 10:11 UTC
@StarbucksUK seriously, why do your staff feel they can't give me a (cheaper) Americano when I try to use my filter coffee packet "free latte" offer? It'd save you money, *and* make a customer who hates milk very happy! Why be so mean?
@DanteLore
2018-01-18 00:09 UTC
Everything was fine... until 5 mins ago... I realised... no headphones... #omfg
@DanteLore
2018-01-16 22:25 UTC
Last flight of the #Lynxhelicopter today means this beautiful machine is officially retired. He's outlived the flying machines he was built to service!
@DanteLore
2018-01-16 20:34 UTC
RT @ismonkeyuser: Release Day (http://www.monkeyuser.com/2018/release-day/)
@DanteLore
2018-01-15 12:19 UTC
RT @gvaireth: Good that there wan't a third option called "Launch missile" or sth...
@DanteLore
2018-01-13 22:18 UTC
RT @sehnaoui: A simple, yet brilliant, do it yourself Roomba.
#DIY
@DanteLore
2018-01-11 17:54 UTC
RT @rbanffy:
@DanteLore
2018-01-09 22:21 UTC
Beautiful! https://x.com/tjukanov/status/949998992284422144
@DanteLore
2018-01-08 18:58 UTC
More pub coding, thanks to our ever-improving railway service...
@DanteLore
2018-01-07 18:37 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: Amazing how glass jug technology has developed. My current glass jug (left)and an original 80s glass jug, the size of a br…
@DanteLore
2018-01-07 17:41 UTC
#lifegoals https://x.com/LandRoverFanClb/status/950046629310222336
@DanteLore
2018-01-07 14:41 UTC
Busy weekend...
@DanteLore
2018-01-05 22:53 UTC
I think it's fair to say that this week has challenged me on levels aforenow unchallenged.
But somehow I think we came out the other side mostly unscathed. Hard work beyond description but no regrets...

...and such good people on my side...

...and that's why life's fun #init?
@DanteLore
2018-01-05 22:44 UTC
You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by his red right hand

#CareerGoals #lifegoals #SquadGoals #generalgoals #goals
@DanteLore
2018-01-02 07:10 UTC
Where is everybody? Is this down to the 5% price rise? If so, I love it.
@DanteLore
2018-01-02 06:41 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: Your New Year's resolution for 2018 should be:

• Delete Facebook

That's it.
@DanteLore
2017-12-29 20:59 UTC
RT @theMotorWriter: Waiting for a vehicle (which slithered its way down) to clear before doing this deceptively steep decent. Low range. No…
@DanteLore
2017-12-28 11:23 UTC
Stuff I made in 2017 http://logicalgenetics.com/stuff-i-made-in-2017/
#imake #make #maker #stuff
@DanteLore
2017-12-27 19:36 UTC
I didn't ask the political orientation of the snowflakes that fell on our town last night, but I hope they didn't tear down any statues... https://x.com/NadineDorries/status/945973216778031110
@DanteLore
2017-12-27 19:21 UTC
Separating salt from pepper using daughter's new chemistry set. #awesome
@DanteLore
2017-12-24 22:16 UTC
It's basically all down hill from here. Highlight of Christmas complete.
@DanteLore
2017-12-24 21:26 UTC
Shout out to the gravy makers.
Hold tight the giblet crew.
I'd you've had your hand elbow-deep up a free range bird tonight say yeah.
Plaiting bacon on a turkey's back in the hooouuuusssseeeee.
@DanteLore
2017-12-24 20:09 UTC
RT @atkins_jacob1: Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear ab…
@DanteLore
2017-12-24 10:41 UTC
RT @Ross_Greer: That's the end of my custom with @wagamama_uk. Treat your staff with some respect.
@DanteLore
2017-12-24 09:02 UTC
RT @josie1964:
@DanteLore
2017-12-22 14:51 UTC
Collaboration at 126% in the Data Engineering team this Christmas.
#gptw
@DanteLore
2017-12-20 17:52 UTC
Commuting this week has given me a unique glimpse into an alternative reality in which our transport networks have appropriate capacity. I even got a seat on the northern line the other day! #amazeballs
@DanteLore
2017-12-12 18:56 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: Hi @realDonaldTrump. Theresa May made a blunder when she invited you to the UK and we can't get out of it. Nevertheless, I…
@DanteLore
2017-12-12 14:24 UTC
Controlling a TP-Link Smart Bulb with Python and Requests http://logicalgenetics.com/controlling-a-tp-link-smart-bulb-with-python-and-requests/
@DanteLore
2017-12-11 16:24 UTC
RT @gvaireth: #programming #humor
@DanteLore
2017-12-10 17:27 UTC
I ❤ my butcher!

@CookandButcher rib eyes, aged to perfection, with home made bearnaise and chips.
@DanteLore
2017-12-08 16:53 UTC
Great fun at the "Dashboard Hack Day" at @comparemkttech in #Shoreditch today. We built an IoT build status light for the team. #greatplacetowork
@DanteLore
2017-12-07 19:34 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Without value, it isn't a velocity. It's merely a speed. https://x.com/DefSol/status/937488052808593409
@DanteLore
2017-12-07 19:32 UTC
RT @jamesbaile: Compare the market tech offsite is about to kick off. Learning and development. @comparemkttech #joinusCTM https://t.co/W0…
@DanteLore
2017-12-05 21:05 UTC
Great night with my current colleagues info a shit place where my former colleagues aren't.
@DanteLore
2017-12-05 17:06 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK rushing to join you. Stone cold sober.
@DanteLore
2017-12-05 13:51 UTC
My view makes me look like I'm on the news. #live from #shoreditch
@DanteLore
2017-11-29 07:21 UTC
@WokefieldPark I left my metal skull mask behind last night at the manor house. Any chance you've still got it??
@DanteLore
2017-11-28 09:20 UTC
Ahead of the company drinkies tonight, daughter #1 has given me some rules to follow...
@DanteLore
2017-11-26 18:10 UTC
Office #upcycling #makevember #mask #tinsnips #fivekindsofhammer
@DanteLore
2017-11-26 16:38 UTC
Does this mask look masky enough? #mask #Makevember
@DanteLore
2017-11-25 22:37 UTC
Been busy again...
@DanteLore
2017-11-22 22:44 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: irl code comments
@DanteLore
2017-11-22 22:38 UTC
In other news, people will find patterns where there are none at least 31.41592654% off the time https://x.com/tweetsauce/status/933189704492732416
@DanteLore
2017-11-20 18:37 UTC
Fudging hock this stiff is ricket fool.
@DanteLore
2017-11-19 19:58 UTC
RT @andre_spicer: A Finnish motivation poster
@DanteLore
2017-11-18 17:45 UTC
This could be the perfect day out for you and your Dad, @Metcalficus https://x.com/MrTimDunn/status/931543189705691136
@DanteLore
2017-11-17 18:23 UTC
#map #art made with #mapserver - possibly for the wall of the study/snug/spare room
@DanteLore
2017-11-16 16:11 UTC
https://www.gridreferencefinder.com/
@DanteLore
2017-11-15 17:52 UTC
#lifegoals
@DanteLore
2017-11-15 11:55 UTC
As venues go, #BigDataLDN is probably the worst I've ever been to. Over-subscribed, noise spilling across the hastily constructed "rooms". I'm going back to the office!
@DanteLore
2017-11-15 10:55 UTC
Apache Ignite at #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2017-11-14 10:24 UTC
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
People are not resources.
#agile
@DanteLore
2017-11-11 22:36 UTC
RT @swear_trek:
@DanteLore
2017-11-11 14:19 UTC
Here's the full #table #recipe...
@DanteLore
2017-11-11 14:09 UTC
Table complete!
Something like £120 including sand paper and Danish oil. #madetomeasure
@DanteLore
2017-11-10 14:42 UTC
RT @MrAlanCooper: The main reason why agile methods are popular is because managers think it means doing things faster. 1
@DanteLore
2017-11-09 16:23 UTC
If there was a theme for #wmbda today it might have been a taste of healthy realism - perhaps demonstrating that #BigData is moving to the right of the hype curve where reality and expectation are closer.
@DanteLore
2017-11-09 15:06 UTC
"Everybody loves a word cloud" 😂

Very fun text analytics talk on the subtle art of topic detection. #wmbda
@DanteLore
2017-11-09 14:41 UTC
A great session, with warnings on the dangers of using #BigData and #analytics to 'prove' your pre-conceived ideas
#wmbda https://x.com/WhitehallMedia/status/928629898398314497
@DanteLore
2017-11-09 14:12 UTC
TFL always blow me away at Big Data conferences. Fascinating use cases! #wmbda
@DanteLore
2017-11-09 10:45 UTC
"Ask any business if they need 'real time' and they'll say yes.

They don't."

#wmbda #analytics
@DanteLore
2017-11-09 10:20 UTC
Highly relatable session on a large scale migration project from Mark Renton from Domestic and General. Great list of tips for these projects. #DataEngineering #wmbda
@DanteLore
2017-11-09 09:58 UTC
Thus far we're learning that, because everyone uses a polyglot of tools for data and analytics, we need to adopt <vendor>'s tool as well! #bigdata #analytics #wmbda
@DanteLore
2017-11-08 22:34 UTC
@NTSheep64 cheers!
@DanteLore
2017-11-07 18:58 UTC
Programme Manager (noun): the person who decides whether you should be fired for screwing up or they should take credit for your success.
@DanteLore
2017-11-06 22:12 UTC
This evening I made the healthy, informed decision to pack a hip flask of cask strength single malt in my work bag.
@DanteLore
2017-11-05 19:09 UTC
Burn, traitorous scum!
@DanteLore
2017-11-04 15:48 UTC
#jig
@DanteLore
2017-11-04 11:12 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: 15 years a Southener. 15 years living with @DanteLore. One or both of them requires gin #alwaysatimetodrinkgin https://t.c…
@DanteLore
2017-11-02 18:57 UTC
#omg #omg #omg
I'm on an 800 class!
#omg #omg #OMFG
@DanteLore
2017-11-01 18:45 UTC
RT @GeorgFasching: Awesome piece of satire by @nigelebaker at #SGDUB17 .“Sympathy for the Agile Coach” Fantastic session! https://t.co/9kFA…
@DanteLore
2017-10-31 18:32 UTC
#spooky
@DanteLore
2017-10-31 18:19 UTC
Inception (noun): The term used by #agile practitioners to describe the flat bit of water just before a bloody great #waterfall.

#justsayin
@DanteLore
2017-10-31 17:40 UTC
RT @yellowpark: Enjoyed the session, ‘say yes to no’. Some interesting techniques SGDUB17
@DanteLore
2017-10-30 22:07 UTC
RT @gvaireth: #programming #humor
@DanteLore
2017-10-30 17:29 UTC
RT @JohnCMohl: Nothing scares me more...
@DanteLore
2017-10-28 22:38 UTC
RT @davidschneider: Not sure how far to put the clocks back tonight? Just check who you are on this handy list.
@DanteLore
2017-10-27 23:22 UTC
RT @thoughtworks: What's the difference between #ContinuousDelivery and #ContinuousDeployment?
http://gofor.cd/2zktuid https://t.co/dsM32qM…
@DanteLore
2017-10-27 20:00 UTC
Exciting new purchase! #oak #waneyedge
@DanteLore
2017-10-26 23:22 UTC
RT @JacobJoaquin: Conway’s Game of Life in 16 Generations
Code → Ink on Paper
#abstract #axidraw #creativecoding #generativedesign #plotter…
@DanteLore
2017-10-25 19:53 UTC
Public service announcement: it is *not* possible to fit an Ikea Friheten into a Volvo XC60 🇸🇪 #sweden #twotrips
@DanteLore
2017-10-24 07:18 UTC
RT @westberksbrew: Fancy some FREE BEER? All you have to do is RT to be in with a chance of winning 4 cases of your choice! #win #WBBComp h…
@DanteLore
2017-10-23 15:49 UTC
Week-the-fudge-off! Going to turn down the brightness and apply a smoothing filter on theses here walls. Maybe copy-paste a sofa in there...
@DanteLore
2017-10-23 15:44 UTC
PARENTS! Ignoring your wailing child might* be a great way to teach them, but it's doing my sodding head in.

* it's clearly not working
@DanteLore
2017-10-21 19:40 UTC
RT @gvaireth: #Engineering
@DanteLore
2017-10-21 19:38 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: @LettersOfNote Amazing how Allen key technology has developed. My current Allen key (left)and an original 80s Allen key, t…
@DanteLore
2017-10-20 14:35 UTC
#shoreditch #oldstreet
@DanteLore
2017-10-19 12:29 UTC
A whole month to get my Sky Q installed? That's a bit slow isn't it, @SkyUK?! Stuck with half-broken old HD box until 28th Nov! 😞
@DanteLore
2017-10-17 19:27 UTC
RT @brian_bilston: Here's a poem to celebrate #NationalPastaDay
@DanteLore
2017-10-17 19:25 UTC
Maps of character arcs! OMGIES! https://x.com/simongerman600/status/920214325339574272
@DanteLore
2017-10-16 15:44 UTC
Most beautiful website of the day...
https://www.windy.com/?51.509,-0.096,5
#huricaneOphelia #dataviz #MapMonday
@DanteLore
2017-10-16 05:59 UTC
RT @rkoutnik: Best tech management advice you'll ever get: fire your Ricks

https://medium.freecodecamp.org/we-fired-our-top-talent-best-decision-we-ever-made-4c0a99728fde
@DanteLore
2017-10-15 16:08 UTC
#sprouts
@DanteLore
2017-10-14 19:39 UTC
RT @Skeptidiot: Every cognitive bias in one picture for easy reading later. From Carol Tavris talk at #QEDcon #QED
@DanteLore
2017-10-12 20:02 UTC
RT @TerribleMaps: If gravity is real, than why doesn't the ocean go to the south hemisphere?
@DanteLore
2017-10-11 20:30 UTC
Been a great day today.
Thanks world!
@DanteLore
2017-10-11 17:50 UTC
RT @xkcdComic: Logical https://xkcd.com/1901/ https://m.xkcd.com/1901/
@DanteLore
2017-10-05 18:32 UTC
Another day at the office...
@DanteLore
2017-10-02 18:45 UTC
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://www.theonion.com/r/57086 via @theonion
@DanteLore
2017-10-01 21:51 UTC
There must be a way to visualise this #dataset https://x.com/ListsOfNote/status/914530898200158208
@DanteLore
2017-09-28 18:28 UTC
RT @jboursiquot: I remember when SOA had such promise and then the vendors came. I now remember Agile in the same way but the vendors came…
@DanteLore
2017-09-26 20:35 UTC
RT @DanteLore: While reading a book tonight, 6yo asked me what #agile means...

It felt so good to give a simple answer with no #bullshit o…
@DanteLore
2017-09-26 20:34 UTC
This man exists! W00t13!? https://x.com/mrkhndy/status/906904108631822339
@DanteLore
2017-09-22 22:06 UTC
While reading a book tonight, 6yo asked me what #agile means...

It felt so good to give a simple answer with no #bullshit or #PowerPoint!
@DanteLore
2017-09-22 20:56 UTC
A thread of normal people saying some pretty awful things. Does social media amplify this kind of thing? I hope they're not *actually* evil! https://x.com/mrkhndy/status/900977547839766528
@DanteLore
2017-09-21 19:13 UTC
RT @myusuf3: Flight of the Developers.
@DanteLore
2017-09-21 15:21 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: if I was dumbledore I would've hid the philosophers stone in jira's ui
@DanteLore
2017-09-21 06:11 UTC
RT @berndschiffer: How's that for a retrospective motivation? #retrospective #agile
@DanteLore
2017-09-19 20:13 UTC
RT @cherellegloster: We're kicking off... @mattsgarage @comparemkttech #LNM @YLDio https://t.co/K6eung588a
@DanteLore
2017-09-19 09:57 UTC
I'm going to this...
https://www.meetup.com/Applied-Data-Engineering-London/events/242957677/
@DanteLore
2017-09-17 17:54 UTC
I think both my daughters need these for Christmas... https://x.com/LandRoverFanClb/status/909378406667743232
@DanteLore
2017-09-15 21:07 UTC
RT @davidschneider: Actual footage of Cassini burning up on entry to Saturn.
@DanteLore
2017-09-15 18:29 UTC
RT @OwenJones84: The super rich are the real heroes, not firefighters or nurses or teachers. Watch + share! 😂👌 (via…
@DanteLore
2017-09-15 09:04 UTC
RT @TerribleMaps: Antarctica, the confusing continent.
@DanteLore
2017-09-10 14:51 UTC
@IKEAUK I need some advice: our leather Ektorp has worn and has a small rip. Are there repair options? Covers? Cushion replacement??
@DanteLore
2017-09-09 13:24 UTC
It's time I let you know, I am Banksy.
#StreetLife #taggin #wallpaper
@DanteLore
2017-09-09 12:28 UTC
Proud day for software Dad! My first @github sticker 😁
@DanteLore
2017-09-09 10:39 UTC
If you capitalise SCRUM and EPIC then... well... just don't. They're not abbreviations. Okees?
@DanteLore
2017-09-08 19:24 UTC
Favourite episode evaaaaaar. https://x.com/swear_trek/status/906232965537161218
@DanteLore
2017-09-06 19:20 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: The tragedy of 100% code coverage
{ author: @DanLebrero }
https://dev.to/danlebrero/the-tragedy-of-100-code-coverage
@DanteLore
2017-09-05 21:01 UTC
I done learn me some C codin' on that thar Solaris. Earned me a pretty penny too. Didn't need no book learnin'.

Worst code ever written. https://x.com/hackaday/status/905091070622662657
@DanteLore
2017-09-04 21:13 UTC
Beautiful characterisation of the problem... not sure I buy the solution entirely... but very thought provoking!
http://go.shr.lc/2emAOVn
@DanteLore
2017-09-04 11:50 UTC
"...most teams are strategically pointed at delivering outputs rather than achieving outcomes"
https://www.mindtheproduct.com/2017/04/agile-died-standup/ via @mindtheproduct
@DanteLore
2017-08-26 20:31 UTC
.@Tesco can you advise the wattage and colour temperature of this product?
#awesome #search #power
@DanteLore
2017-08-26 17:24 UTC
Telling daughter about festivals today. Awesomeness happens at 3mins ish #hatdance

https://youtu.be/-iXkulv3rTo
@DanteLore
2017-08-24 20:07 UTC
IwantoneIwantoneIwantone https://x.com/m4tt/status/900267447357452288
@DanteLore
2017-08-24 16:34 UTC
RT @randal_olson: Animated world population (1950-2100). #dataviz

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/6vpzhy/animated_world_population_19502100_oc/
@DanteLore
2017-08-23 18:58 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: If you know, then it isn't an estimate. #agile #scrum
@DanteLore
2017-08-22 19:47 UTC
RT @swear_trek: this is actually pretty great advice
@DanteLore
2017-08-22 14:05 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Sucks to be a girl! @Tesco @FandFclothing. Huge range for boys & about 15 total assorted styles, sizes & colours for girls…
@DanteLore
2017-08-18 21:33 UTC
RT @hscottRAW: Who needs standard beer pong when you can have a game of mini-golf-beer-pong at your party?⛳️ @Raw_Workshop #beerpong #doing…
@DanteLore
2017-08-18 21:31 UTC
RT @AdrianXpression: A white person shared this true tea on Facebook. So I'm sharing it here.
@DanteLore
2017-08-18 21:27 UTC
First day back after three week holiday: boss gave me a hug, new architect bought me a pint and I played beer pong with the young 'uns
#gptw
@DanteLore
2017-08-16 20:36 UTC
RT @jasonsfolly: Happy birthday 2U
Happy birthday 2U
Happy birthday Event Horizon
You still scare the living shit out of me
To you
#SaveYou…
@DanteLore
2017-08-16 15:56 UTC
That feeling when you find Lamby... at the top of the hill you just struggled back up... in 32 degree heat... #relief #tachycardia
@DanteLore
2017-08-16 14:03 UTC
RT @pattonoswalt: Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.
@DanteLore
2017-08-15 17:07 UTC
.@gaugeoftheday cracking vintage phase gauge in the generator panel at Santorini tomato factory museum. Last used 1981. #gaugeoftheday
@DanteLore
2017-08-13 18:22 UTC
@Meantimeman we have another budding photographer in the family. #santorini #sunset
@DanteLore
2017-08-11 16:51 UTC
It's a #hard #life
@DanteLore
2017-08-11 16:51 UTC
RT @AgileFortune: If build doesn't break occasionally, not going fast enough; if broken too often, not slow enough. ^ @AntonyMarcano https:…
@DanteLore
2017-08-04 12:18 UTC
RT @cakesmyth: Right now there is a @Boeing 787 competing a test flight with @RollsRoyce engines in the shape of a plane 😱😱😱 @flightradar24…
@DanteLore
2017-07-31 18:49 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: [at a conference]
- who's working on ML or AI right now?
*lots of hands go up*
- any of it in production?
*lots of hands g…
@DanteLore
2017-07-31 15:54 UTC
Out of office set: ✔
Slack uninstalled: ✔
Relaxed: give it a week

🥂🌴🛫🌴☀️🌴🌡🌴🍹🌴🍺
@DanteLore
2017-07-31 08:14 UTC
Eight magpies? What am I supposed to do with that #fate?
@DanteLore
2017-07-26 22:06 UTC
RT @matthewpskelton: "Continuously deliver the most important thing in the simplest way" - the essence of success with software. @DanielJon…
@DanteLore
2017-07-26 14:18 UTC
9th in the UK. Not too shabby! Shame about position 8... @comparethemkt @comparemkttech https://x.com/YouGov/status/890213950381592576
@DanteLore
2017-07-24 17:59 UTC
Best thing I've ever watched. https://x.com/bechillcomedian/status/888448344896544768
@DanteLore
2017-07-24 17:55 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: The future of Agile.

//unfolds Agile flag
//kneels
//commits seppuku https://x.com/BDQTweets/status/889424026044682241
@DanteLore
2017-07-24 05:56 UTC
If I had the skill and the time, this is the game I'd write...

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=yio.tro.achikaps
@DanteLore
2017-07-22 18:03 UTC
RT @allenholub: Agile is noisy. If you have to book a conference room to talk, you can’t be agile. The physical plant is important: teams n…
@DanteLore
2017-07-21 19:30 UTC
Not a great week for trains this week, huh? https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/888424076980518912
@DanteLore
2017-07-20 19:16 UTC
RT @BBCTwo: A middle class family have been airlifted to safety after being forced to travel on a Megabus… #TheMashReport https://t.co/hVaI…
@DanteLore
2017-07-19 23:46 UTC
.@tastapod presenting cool stuff... at my desk. #gptw @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2017-07-19 23:44 UTC
#boom more active than myself... or top 1 percentile...
@DanteLore
2017-07-18 20:41 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Make it so the crew has real time monitoring of your enterprise's critical systems.
@DanteLore
2017-07-18 17:48 UTC
15 years ago I published a pretty lame paper are GECCO. Things have clearly changed since then! https://x.com/ASteyven/status/887200779714658304
@DanteLore
2017-07-18 16:46 UTC
Twice in a day! Noooooool! https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/887352301517553664
@DanteLore
2017-07-18 06:17 UTC
RT @ThatchamTrains: I tweet about direct trains from Thatcham to Paddington (morning) and back (after 1pm) which is very handy if you commu…
@DanteLore
2017-07-18 06:16 UTC
Darn https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/887192117101027329
@DanteLore
2017-07-12 23:29 UTC
#justsayin
@DanteLore
2017-07-11 11:26 UTC
@AirbnbHelp I think I'm the victim of a spoof account. Any chance you could help me?
@DanteLore
2017-07-07 20:37 UTC
@Spuginowski http://getfit2.0.sty028.com/
@DanteLore
2017-07-07 11:16 UTC
Supremely happy about this!
@DanteLore
2017-07-07 08:51 UTC
Dan North presenting opposite my desk? Woop woop! #greatplacetowork #bdd #hero https://x.com/cherellegloster/status/883237711049506816
@DanteLore
2017-07-05 21:22 UTC
Sometimes commuting sucks. #signalfailure
@DanteLore
2017-07-04 17:05 UTC
Yes! https://x.com/circleline/status/882283796288204800
@DanteLore
2017-07-04 17:02 UTC
Taking over the world tip: whatever you do, try not to look like you *want* to take over the world.
#freeadvice #corporateladder
@DanteLore
2017-07-02 14:06 UTC
RT @swardley: If at first you don't succeed,
Try, try, try again.
... or maybe not
@DanteLore
2017-07-02 13:16 UTC
Oh lordy Lord... https://x.com/Howard__Clark/status/881414680798998528
@DanteLore
2017-06-30 12:54 UTC
So far today I have dished out 1000 portions of popcorn and explained the process about 50 times. #csr #popcorn #popcorn #meerkatmovies
@DanteLore
2017-06-29 15:40 UTC
RT @cherellegloster: Excited to be hosting our first evening meetup in our new office at White Collar Factory, with guest speaker Dan Nor…h…
@DanteLore
2017-06-29 13:10 UTC
RT @agileroundabout: A grand welcome from @comparemkttech this morning for our breakfast meetup! Who's ready to talk #mobile ?! #agileround…
@DanteLore
2017-06-29 13:09 UTC
RT @neildodd: Great to have #agileroundabout at @comparemkttech's new offices, and to have our Mobile Tech Lead representing. Don't forget…
@DanteLore
2017-06-29 13:07 UTC
#soppy #manlove #greatplacetowork
@DanteLore
2017-06-29 04:54 UTC
10 More True Things http://thecooperreview.com/10-more-tricks-appear-smart-in-meetings/
@DanteLore
2017-06-28 17:56 UTC
RT @danw1979: If only there were some kind of automatic scaling mechanism attached to a huge pool of shared infra. that could help cope wit…
@DanteLore
2017-06-26 17:54 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: The new Ken dolls as people you would meet in shoreditch
@DanteLore
2017-06-25 20:55 UTC
In a world where progress seems to be reversing, please remember that engineers... nerds... are owning it and will continue to own it. https://x.com/sokane1/status/879076534962855936
@DanteLore
2017-06-25 19:37 UTC
#SingaporeSling #30Shirts #SteamIron #Glastonbury2017 #KidsInBed #SchoolNight #Hashtag #LivingLarge #ThugLife
@DanteLore
2017-06-25 15:21 UTC
RT @Rachael_Swindon: This is Theresa May and The Holy Grail. Nothing short of genius. #ToriesOut
@DanteLore
2017-06-24 18:27 UTC
RT @robertpopper: My latest shopping list left in a supermarket trolley for one Happy Shopper:
@DanteLore
2017-06-23 19:58 UTC
RT @charltonbrooker: Attention citizens: it is unpatriotic to question the wisdom or competence of the ongoing clown infestation that calls…
@DanteLore
2017-06-22 11:00 UTC
RT @concreted0g: Ridiculous. My 10yr old can code a state machine. You are wrong. https://x.com/GefiraFundation/status/877807872385716224
@DanteLore
2017-06-21 15:14 UTC
#greatplacetowork #viewfromdesk #stringquartet
@DanteLore
2017-06-19 21:02 UTC
Now this is a good one. #blues https://x.com/colorschemez/status/876906858123886592
@DanteLore
2017-06-19 10:26 UTC
@Airbnb I have a problem with what looks like an automated/scam listing. What's the best way to contact you and resolve this?
@DanteLore
2017-06-18 20:21 UTC
Hmmmm #naughty!
@DanteLore
2017-06-18 19:37 UTC
...no wonder I'm sweating!
@DanteLore
2017-06-18 19:35 UTC
.@google doing a great job of tracking this evening's bike ride! #fit #fail
@DanteLore
2017-06-18 14:41 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: If you're on red alert every day, then red alert means nothing.
@DanteLore
2017-06-17 08:10 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: [some time ago] what're you working on today?
- stuff
- we should do this everyday, but stand up, and we should tell ever…
@DanteLore
2017-06-16 20:15 UTC
RT @S0_41: Can ALL MEDIA please stop referring to us as Firemen. We are all FIREFIGHTERS.
You are just showing your ignorance and disrespec…
@DanteLore
2017-06-16 20:01 UTC
It's not that they care less about the poor. It's just that wealthier people are lucky enough not to need care. There is no "care" just cash
@DanteLore
2017-06-14 22:15 UTC
@Spuginowski like these? https://x.com/BlueChilliWorks/status/874706807356313600
@DanteLore
2017-06-13 19:20 UTC
#GE2017 #data fascinating! I wonder though, do opinions change with age or is it down to past life experience? https://yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/13/how-britain-voted-2017-general-election/
@DanteLore
2017-06-13 07:50 UTC
Working from park
@DanteLore
2017-06-12 19:55 UTC
This could be the best Twitter account ever created! #vis #datavis #colours https://x.com/colorschemez/status/874339944088485889
@DanteLore
2017-06-10 06:57 UTC
RT @amazingmap: Map of UK Election margin swing by @nytimes
@DanteLore
2017-06-09 14:09 UTC
RT @donnfelker: On the wall in my home office. 💯% the truth.
@DanteLore
2017-06-09 05:02 UTC
I'm feeling pretty #StrongAndStable this morning. How about you? https://x.com/BBCBreaking/status/873040973030244353
@DanteLore
2017-06-08 22:29 UTC
The race has started and my horse hasn't yet had to be put down after a fall
The next station is Thatcham
Normality may resume any moment
@DanteLore
2017-06-08 22:23 UTC
All of a sudden I feel like Corbyn is rockin my patented Geography Chic.
#patent
#ifhewinsitsdowntome
@DanteLore
2017-06-08 22:17 UTC
RT @StevenMorriss: "Parliament isn't the only thing thats hung" #BBCElection
@DanteLore
2017-06-08 22:11 UTC
Dare. To. Fucking. Dream. https://x.com/BBCBreaking/status/872925340301131777
@DanteLore
2017-06-08 21:26 UTC
I'm drunk. It's late. I'm going to believe, for the next few hours, that when I wake up the world will not be run by cunts. #GE2017 #bliss
@DanteLore
2017-06-08 12:45 UTC
Having a planned start date for a new project is bananas. It's either blocked or ready. #simples #agile #bananas
@DanteLore
2017-06-08 06:54 UTC
VOTER NEWS: remember, you don't have to tell the people outside the polling station anything. Keep personal data private! #GE2017
@DanteLore
2017-06-07 21:30 UTC
Voting tomorrow is much like backing a horse in the Grand National.
A tiny niggling hope...
Against all odds...
Maybe...
Just maybe...

no.
@DanteLore
2017-06-07 19:31 UTC
This kind of thing makes me happy! https://x.com/randal_olson/status/872535072506871812
@DanteLore
2017-06-07 18:33 UTC
RT @Rachael_Swindon: Corbyn: "You don't deal with a threat to democracy by taking away democracy. You deal with the threat." https://t.co/7…
@DanteLore
2017-06-07 13:30 UTC
My hipster concrete wall, which matches my patented Geography Jacket, means I am in your #confcall looking like a total #bossman🕴️
@DanteLore
2017-06-06 20:33 UTC
RT @thehistoryguy: They ran through a blizzard of fire to liberate Europe and defend democracy. Spare a thought for them today, the 73rd an…
@DanteLore
2017-06-06 20:15 UTC
RT @onlmaps: Subway-style diagram of major Roman roads #map #maps
@DanteLore
2017-06-05 19:04 UTC
RT @ToryFibs: 30 seconds of footage that every single voter in the United Kingdom has a right to hear.
@DanteLore
2017-06-05 17:34 UTC
Best voting advice I've heard in a while. More coherent than the Daily Mail. #StrongAndStable #GE2017 https://x.com/YokoOnoGlasgow/status/871771844378062850
@DanteLore
2017-06-02 22:00 UTC
RT @craig_bass: "Being agile doesn't make you faster, it destroys all hope that you somehow miraculously can" UB
@DanteLore
2017-06-02 21:39 UTC
#bat #batman #pestcontrol #mothdeath
@DanteLore
2017-06-01 19:29 UTC
RT @JmeBBK: 🔊🔊🔊 CHUNKY MARK 🔊🔊🔊
🔊🔊🔊MAGIC MONEY TREE 🔊🔊🔊REEEEEEEMMIIXXXXXXXXX
RT @tristandross:
@DanteLore
2017-05-31 17:09 UTC
Goodbye old desk. I'm going to miss you. Onwards and upwards!
@DanteLore
2017-05-31 06:10 UTC
RT @LandRoverFanClb: Bell-Aurens-Longnose. A 1.500Cv 27-litre supercharged V12 Rolls-Royce Merlin engine put into a Land Rover #LandRover h…
@DanteLore
2017-05-26 18:52 UTC
And jolly good fun it was too! https://x.com/comparemkttech/status/868134914436341760
@DanteLore
2017-05-25 16:47 UTC
Not bad for a school day! #walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2017-05-25 12:41 UTC
RT @FrancisBailyPTA: A huge thank you to @the_bgl_group for their generous matched funding donation to our school for our Xmas Fayre (@dant…
@DanteLore
2017-05-25 07:44 UTC
Sun shining, only one meeting in the calendar, found a lucky penny, saw two magpies... what could possibly go wrong?
@DanteLore
2017-05-23 19:41 UTC
Best of Bonds. His films were pure adventure and fun for me, growing up... though I did always want to be Q, not bond himself! https://x.com/sirrogermoore/status/867005447018086400
@DanteLore
2017-05-21 16:39 UTC
Sergei getting the full VR treatment from Alice Cooper. #smr17 @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2017-05-18 17:31 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: i photoshopped theresa may with really long arms and i don't know why i did it and now i might never sleep again https:…
@DanteLore
2017-05-18 11:56 UTC
@BoseService 2nd pair of QC25's failed in the same way as the first. Loose connection in the right hand cup. No sound or cancelling :(
@DanteLore
2017-05-14 14:58 UTC
Barbecue pork shoulder and slow cooked beef brisket, courtesy of @CookandButcher and 7 hours of patience! #sunday #bbq
@DanteLore
2017-05-14 09:26 UTC
Another weekend #pitboss experiment. #bbq
@DanteLore
2017-05-13 16:56 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Person: "Can you think of an image to visualise #enterprise #agile #transformation?"

Me:
@DanteLore
2017-05-11 20:50 UTC
Watching a programme about sleep instead of going to bed. Going to be up all night contemplating the irony. #insomniac #truthaboutsleep
@DanteLore
2017-05-11 17:52 UTC
Everyone knows the retro is going badly.
Anyone could step up and fix it.
Nobody does.
Do *all* agile teams need an extrovert?

#agile
@DanteLore
2017-05-08 11:25 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Scaled Agile Framework (SAFe) is to #Agile what Urinal Cake is to Cake. #scrum
@DanteLore
2017-05-07 21:09 UTC
For the first time in my life, I'm the same age as the president of France! #nevergiveup #justtakestime #perseverance #dedication #belief
@DanteLore
2017-05-06 14:03 UTC
I'm calling the exterior #done. #Easter #Playhouse #Project #complete.
@DanteLore
2017-05-06 11:13 UTC
Could be worse! #pitboss #barbecue #diy
@DanteLore
2017-05-04 08:32 UTC
Mood Bot - a Serverless Slack Integration http://logicalgenetics.com/mood-bot-a-serverless-slack-integration/ @awscloud @SlackHQ #Lambda #DynamoDB #Serverless #Agile
@DanteLore
2017-05-02 20:21 UTC
Team Mood Monitoring with #Slack #AWS #Lambda #CloudWatch #DynamoDB #S3 #D3js - 100% Serverless and pretty satisfying!
@DanteLore
2017-04-30 18:27 UTC
Used some #playhouse leftovers to make some shelves to store the selection of tools I bought... to build the #playhouse #project.
@DanteLore
2017-04-29 20:57 UTC
RT @Steampunk_T: Dad Turns Kids’ Toy Cars Into Badass “Mad Max” Vehicles. Full album https://goo.gl/pgmBfQ
@DanteLore
2017-04-29 19:50 UTC
There's something spooky happening down the bottom of the garden. @Spuginowski's #playhouse #interior #project
@DanteLore
2017-04-28 22:59 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: I'm frustrated by how cargo-cultish the interview process is. It's a shame new devs have to learn to take part in this…
@DanteLore
2017-04-28 19:44 UTC
RT @de_velopment: @GaryStevens are these yours? 🤓 If they are you might have to wrestle them from @DanteLore later!
@DanteLore
2017-04-27 19:52 UTC
This is so very on-point it hurts! Hero culture kills products.
Managers: celebrate those who prevent crises, not those who fix them! https://x.com/ThePracticalDev/status/857660179831300096
@DanteLore
2017-04-25 20:34 UTC
RT @Latrunculia: When a professor tells you how it worked all out for *her/him* @AcademicPain https://xkcd.com/1827 😡😀 https://t.co/4Pl2V…
@DanteLore
2017-04-25 19:59 UTC
.@Conservatives prove the need for better maths education using a simple bar chart. #fakenews #dataviz https://x.com/CallyRussell/status/856580436792881152
@DanteLore
2017-04-21 14:49 UTC
RT @AlexOsterwalder: “Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. The cost to teamwork is too high.” Reed Hastings, CEO Netflix
@DanteLore
2017-04-20 14:26 UTC
Almost finished! Just the last bit of painting, door handle, deck railing, steps and interior to go! #Easter #Playhouse #Project
@DanteLore
2017-04-19 17:44 UTC
The days are blurring into one. Overworked and demoralised. This is my Bridge over the River Kwai! #Easter #Playhouse #Project
@DanteLore
2017-04-18 18:51 UTC
128 home made wooden roof tiles from pallets. #Easter #Playhouse #Project
@DanteLore
2017-04-17 22:32 UTC
Wonder if any @comparemkttech peeps could help with the search? @Raspberry_Pi https://x.com/richstandbrook/status/854010448479485952
@DanteLore
2017-04-17 18:26 UTC
Just a couple of hours on #Easter #Playhouse #Project today. Certainly managed the "informal cladding" look!
@DanteLore
2017-04-16 17:27 UTC
Day 3 and the a temporary roof with four walls. Cladding and tiles next. #Easter #Playhouse #Project
@DanteLore
2017-04-14 18:05 UTC
Not bad for day 1! #Easter #Playhouse #Project.
@DanteLore
2017-04-12 22:21 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Management's job is not to make teams quicker, it's to stop slowing teams down. #agile #scrum
@DanteLore
2017-04-09 21:42 UTC
Trying to set up a #lambda to run a basic REST API on @awscloud. Tried the tutorial. So bloody complicated. Doesn't work. Copy+Paste+Fail
@DanteLore
2017-04-08 22:09 UTC
RT @galka_max: Watch as the world’s cities appear one-by-one over 6,000 years http://metrocosm.com/history-of-cities/
@DanteLore
2017-04-07 16:52 UTC
This morning's #walkacrosslondon featured Lisson Grove moorings and Regent's Park. Lovely day for it!
@DanteLore
2017-04-07 10:30 UTC
@StarbucksUK the "Free Latte" offer in your coffee packs is great, but your staff sometimes say I can't get an Americano. #dontlikemilk
@DanteLore
2017-04-06 18:05 UTC
#barbecue #bbq #update #dayoffinthesun
@DanteLore
2017-04-06 17:59 UTC
RT @evankirstel: “Cheat sheet of neural network architectures {#AI #deeplearning #machinelearning} http://bit.ly/2o4i9js @MikeQuindazzi h…
@DanteLore
2017-04-05 19:36 UTC
Lovely evening for a #hillbilly #burnout.
@DanteLore
2017-04-02 20:03 UTC
I had a #grate idea!
@DanteLore
2017-04-01 18:09 UTC
#BBQ chimney made of empty welding gas bottles. Much grinding lies ahead!
@DanteLore
2017-04-01 18:03 UTC
RT @twisteddoodles: Best of luck with today news outlets #aprilfoolsday
@DanteLore
2017-04-01 08:48 UTC
@Meantimeman can we move into your spare room? https://x.com/BristolBestof/status/847973332465188866
@DanteLore
2017-04-01 08:45 UTC
RT @DataIsBeautiful: Life expectancy against health spending over time: the big outlier [OC] http://ift.tt/2nr478R #dataviz https://t.co/…
@DanteLore
2017-03-29 17:34 UTC
@VirginTrains PBO station yesterday around 5pm, a supervisor shouted to a driver "put some hours in you lazy tart" across a crowded platform
@DanteLore
2017-03-29 14:53 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: devSpeak("I’m looking into it")
👉 "I hope this goes away on its own"
@DanteLore
2017-03-28 20:09 UTC
@BrewDog stop being wankers.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/mar/28/brewdog-lawsuit-bar-punk-brewer-pub?CMP=share_btn_tw
@DanteLore
2017-03-28 16:33 UTC
@aws #Rekognition blew my mind today. Such a complex task boiled down to the simplicity of a REST call! Intelligence as a Service! #bglmeta
@DanteLore
2017-03-28 10:56 UTC
For the first time in my career, I feel the availability of compute has outstripped our ability to use it! #NNs#FPGA #AI @aws #bglmeta
@DanteLore
2017-03-28 08:04 UTC
Speakers from @AWS and @Raspberry_Pi and sessions on #Spark and analytics in #R. Plus 250 attendees. Pretty respectable #bglmeta!
@DanteLore
2017-03-28 07:21 UTC
Lots of people ready for #bglmeta this morning. If only there was an interactive programme for my phone!
@DanteLore
2017-03-26 20:08 UTC
You wanted an outdoor sofa @Spuginowski? Better find a cheaper metal suppliers! https://youtu.be/9Y-5HDehkRk
@DanteLore
2017-03-26 17:44 UTC
Progress. #bbq
@DanteLore
2017-03-25 20:53 UTC
RT @ST0NEHENGE: Re-positioning the Stones at #Stonehenge ready for the start of British Summer Time tomorrow. #daylightsaving #bst https://…
@DanteLore
2017-03-25 18:21 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: One does not simply use the #bigdata hashtag without also using #AI #fintech #data #ML #tech #ux #IoT #cloud #SaaS #st…
@DanteLore
2017-03-24 22:15 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Microservice architecture visualized
@DanteLore
2017-03-21 18:43 UTC
This weekend's labours. All made of scrap, rubbish, tat, dross, junk and recycled things so far. Can you tell where the oil drum goes?
@DanteLore
2017-03-20 17:08 UTC
RT @randal_olson: Typical code comments... #programming

http://imgur.com/BcVPbbU
@DanteLore
2017-03-19 22:28 UTC
Time to do the weekly swap from being excited about building stuff to excited about...
erm...
whatever it is I do in the week.
#forgotten
@DanteLore
2017-03-18 20:18 UTC
Had to fettle the wire feed on my welder today as the metal motor gear wasn't meshing properly and was shredding it's neighbour. #weldfail
@DanteLore
2017-03-17 21:45 UTC
RT @venkat_s: A smart developer avoids writing code that makes the reader feel stupid.
@DanteLore
2017-03-15 19:00 UTC
When automation goes horribly wrong https://gojko.net/2017/03/15/automation-horribly-wrong.html
@DanteLore
2017-03-14 22:35 UTC
In America it's 3/14/2017: #PiDay.
In Europe it's 14/3/2017.
But for all right-thinking big-endian humans it's 2017-03-14.
Because logic.
@DanteLore
2017-03-14 19:56 UTC
Why Employees At Apple And Google Are More Productive https://www.fastcompany.com/3068771/how-employees-at-apple-and-google-are-more-productive
@DanteLore
2017-03-12 21:45 UTC
“How To Prevent Coding "Heroes" From Destroying The Team” by @FagnerBrack https://medium.com/@fagnerbrack/thoughts-on-software-development-heroes-5ec656c2e31a#.wsr7vdxha
@DanteLore
2017-03-12 18:34 UTC
This was fun! #bbq #welding
@DanteLore
2017-03-12 11:46 UTC
@Screwfix your website checkout doesn't work on my phone. Some kind of popup issue. Annoying!! Just hangs here...
@DanteLore
2017-03-10 19:18 UTC
Not sure the Meerkats are getting the recognition they deserve @Aleksandr_Orlov @Sergei_HeadofIT @richardosman https://x.com/richardosman/status/840121201427013632
@DanteLore
2017-03-08 20:05 UTC
Rather proud! https://x.com/Spuginowski/status/839531225807224832
@DanteLore
2017-03-08 05:52 UTC
The most common reason Agile fails - Extreme Uncertainty http://www.extremeuncertainty.com/most-common-reason-agile-fails/
@DanteLore
2017-03-06 12:15 UTC
RT @randal_olson: How herd immunity works. #dataviz

http://imgur.com/a/8M7q8
@DanteLore
2017-03-06 11:55 UTC
#python library of the week: keyring and getpass
https://pypi.python.org/pypi/keyring
https://docs.python.org/2/library/getpass.html
@DanteLore
2017-03-04 14:39 UTC
Looks like you're off the hook @Meantimeman - the sod has landed.
#beforeandafter
@DanteLore
2017-03-02 18:24 UTC
RT @McJesse: That moment you realize "The Beatles" is a pun.
@DanteLore
2017-02-28 20:48 UTC
The only part of your organisation that *doesn't* have a use-case for #bigdata #datascience is... yep! Data!
@DanteLore
2017-02-27 19:30 UTC
@GWRHelp any issues on the PAD to THA route tomorrow? How long does it last?
@DanteLore
2017-02-27 19:27 UTC
@nationalrailenq any issues between Peterborough and Thatcham tomorrow evening? Via KGX and PAD? Leaving PBO at 1830 ish.
@DanteLore
2017-02-27 14:09 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Doing less is the magic of #Agile - whether method or management or content - Not doing more for the same cost.
@DanteLore
2017-02-24 18:14 UTC
Bagel heaven this lunchtime. Less than a fiver for salt beef and pickle. #boom
@DanteLore
2017-02-24 11:47 UTC
Just got an email about a "Developer in Test" role in Exeter. I feel like #recruiters need to work on their personalisation algos. #data
@DanteLore
2017-02-23 13:46 UTC
#NowPlaying Healing Sounds of Nature - drowning out office noise with the tinkle of a forest steam. ♫ http://spoti.fi/2lceAnG
@DanteLore
2017-02-21 17:50 UTC
Pre-sunset lawn removal. I can dig it.
@DanteLore
2017-02-18 16:20 UTC
Happy with that. #grinder action.
@DanteLore
2017-02-15 18:11 UTC
RT @debbiemadden200: “Mentorship Vs. Management” https://medium.com/@Stride/mentorship-vs-management-76a8aba6a510#.ajfl6azb0
@DanteLore
2017-02-15 08:23 UTC
TFW you're walking to the tube listening to music and your pocket answers a call from an agency and you have to talk for 5 minutes. Sad!
@DanteLore
2017-02-14 15:29 UTC
Disengaged: how you describe unhappy members of your team to make your boss think it's *their* fault.
@DanteLore
2017-02-13 21:03 UTC
RT @FryRsquared: Tracking your phone on the London Underground and what it tells us: http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2017/02/heres-what-tfl-learned-from-tracking-your-phone-on-the-tube/
@DanteLore
2017-02-13 17:29 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: The hardest part about getting into deep learning is constantly updating everyone that you're getting into deep learning.
@DanteLore
2017-02-13 10:36 UTC
New Desks. #agile #workspace #bigdata #shoreditch @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2017-02-12 22:24 UTC
Some #bigdata truth here. Data integration is truly the neglected cousin. @comparemkttech https://engineering.linkedin.com/distributed-systems/log-what-every-software-engineer-should-know-about-real-time-datas-unifying via @LinkedInEng
@DanteLore
2017-02-12 21:27 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: #snakegirl @AndysReps @DanteLore
@DanteLore
2017-02-12 20:34 UTC
Things I learned this weekend #1: ALWAYS rent a cement mixer.
@DanteLore
2017-02-11 18:30 UTC
My #washplant is not quite up to #goldrush standards.
@DanteLore
2017-02-10 21:40 UTC
RT @iamdevloper: How long it takes the complete a task
@DanteLore
2017-02-09 18:36 UTC
Oooooooooooh yeah! #sayit #preach #truth https://x.com/ThePracticalDev/status/829758256562204672
@DanteLore
2017-02-09 09:23 UTC
TFW you're pushing code quality metrics to @awscloud #CloudWatch. #snazzypants
@DanteLore
2017-02-08 21:35 UTC
Based on some quick #analytics this week, I should give up in #bigdata and just tweet #landrover pics. If only I could make money that way!
@DanteLore
2017-02-08 08:14 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: A lot of people dislike Sprint zero because "that is where design happens". I dislike it because it is where design ends.
@DanteLore
2017-02-07 22:49 UTC
Guess who's back...
#LandRover
@DanteLore
2017-02-07 14:10 UTC
My name is Dan, I'm 38 and I doodle play houses in telephone meetings.
@DanteLore
2017-02-07 13:53 UTC
@HairyWelly @Johnb4t Don't let your dreams be dreams. https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
@DanteLore
2017-02-06 20:28 UTC
Failing @ThePracticalDev poll fake news. Emacs and Vim bad "dudes". At least 1,500,000 hard working devs prefer nano. Sad. https://x.com/ThePracticalDev/status/828681738293485570
@DanteLore
2017-02-05 20:33 UTC
But cube farms are bad too. I vote for "Team Spaces" #agile #office https://x.com/newsycombinator/status/828332635860660224
@DanteLore
2017-02-05 18:26 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Saturday #HatTagMERL fun @TheMERL @DanteLore @RichardW615 @jasondavis10
@DanteLore
2017-02-05 15:32 UTC
My spine hurts.
@DanteLore
2017-02-03 23:59 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Tell the crew where to go. Let them figure out how to get there.
@DanteLore
2017-02-03 23:58 UTC
RT @jostly: When refactoring, look for early wins. They build trust and momentum, giving you a solid reason for the refactor. @thepaulrayne…
@DanteLore
2017-02-01 20:08 UTC
Getting real value from "Big Data" means surrendering some control http://tcrn.ch/2jHpPWO via @techcrunch @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2017-02-01 19:57 UTC
RT @charltonbrooker: Selfish and destructive older generations have smugly lectured the young on 'entitlement' while casually vandalising t…
@DanteLore
2017-01-31 17:56 UTC
Hoppy
@DanteLore
2017-01-30 18:15 UTC
Spare seat! On a Monday! #w00t
@DanteLore
2017-01-27 22:23 UTC
.@tastapod just won programming. It's official. https://x.com/tastapod/status/825094828526546944
@DanteLore
2017-01-26 21:52 UTC
Here's why if Lee Hurst were strapped to a time bomb I wouldn't torture a terrorist https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jan/26/torture-baby-time-bomb-terrorist-trump-lee-hurst-comedian?CMP=share_btn_tw
@DanteLore
2017-01-26 14:43 UTC
My IDE of choice has changed from PowerPoint to Slack.
@DanteLore
2017-01-25 23:05 UTC
Science is not opinion, nor is it faith. The fact that there has to be a #MarchForScience is a shocking indicator of how screwed we are.
@DanteLore
2017-01-22 19:52 UTC
#Data #Journalism:
"All lies. Grab them by the medians! Crooked numbers. Very sad!" http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/
@DanteLore
2017-01-21 16:44 UTC
Made a makeshift fence for the band saw to cut a Billy in half. It worked! Stunned! #ikea #shelving #hack #skillz
@DanteLore
2017-01-20 19:52 UTC
I watched Black Mirror on the train home. Escapism I guess. Impossible dreams of a simpler, less sinister world. #Inauguration
@DanteLore
2017-01-20 19:06 UTC
RT @TheMightyBoosh: I've got a bad feeling about this.
@DanteLore
2017-01-20 11:54 UTC
See #world... it's not ALL bad! https://x.com/SwarfegaUK/status/822390083743412228
@DanteLore
2017-01-20 11:52 UTC
RT @ProfBrianCox: 'The woe’s to come; the children yet unborn Shall feel this day as sharp to them as thorns.' Mornin everyone.
@DanteLore
2017-01-19 12:29 UTC
Perk of the job.
@DanteLore
2017-01-19 11:12 UTC
@rahulpathak @awscloud when will Athena be available in EU/Dublin? Are we talking weeks, months or years?
@DanteLore
2017-01-13 15:32 UTC
My doodles have taken a dark turn.
@DanteLore
2017-01-10 05:47 UTC
RT @codinghorror: The one device for everything http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/kloob/
@DanteLore
2017-01-09 20:54 UTC
@SkyUK what's happened to Westworld? No trace on STB, website or Sky Go. Search results empty. We were up to episode 8!!!
@DanteLore
2017-01-08 16:50 UTC
Family fun with @Usborne Step by Step Guide to Drawing People. Mine's the best.
@DanteLore
2017-01-06 22:44 UTC
Remind you of anyone? @CodeGorillaUK @Johnb4t https://x.com/ThePracticalDev/status/817448850155782144
@DanteLore
2017-01-05 23:28 UTC
RT @LetToysBeToys: Hands up if you know a girl who loves Minecraft ✋
@DanteLore
2017-01-05 17:00 UTC
Great stuff! https://x.com/AstroKatie/status/816958658776952832
@DanteLore
2017-01-05 16:56 UTC
I managed to resist for a short time, but it had to be done eventually...
@goforcd #informationradiator #GoCD https://github.com/DanteLore/gocd-information-radiator
@DanteLore
2017-01-04 07:20 UTC
Amazon Athena - First Look http://logicalgenetics.com/amazon-athena-first-look/
@DanteLore
2016-12-29 18:53 UTC
Do some validation and get Some(thing) or None using the mighty Option.filter(...). My life just changed. @exercism_io #scala
@DanteLore
2016-12-29 11:22 UTC
So @awscloud Athena looked really promising... until I found out it can't deal with double quotes in CSV files... what is it? 1994? #jeez
@DanteLore
2016-12-28 18:19 UTC
Wow! What an amazing opportunity to work in #bigdata #engineering in a friendly team with a relaxed feel and great salary and benefits. https://x.com/comparemkttech/status/814154169481396225
@DanteLore
2016-12-28 13:23 UTC
Excitedly reading the manual for a new computer game on the bus home from HMV. Then loading it from 20 floppies... or a tape... https://x.com/ThatEricAlper/status/813972907252649984
@DanteLore
2016-12-26 13:08 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: 2017:
- cure for right-wing hate virus discovered
- pop stars & other celebrities only die expectedly
- last sighting of p…
@DanteLore
2016-12-26 01:36 UTC
Now on ITV, with scenes some viewers might find to be self-indulgent, vacuous, computer-generated onanism... it's King Kong.
@DanteLore
2016-12-26 00:03 UTC
RT @b0ringtweets: It's Sunday.
@DanteLore
2016-12-21 19:54 UTC
RT @NateBobBenton: "Choose" your own adventure
@DanteLore
2016-12-20 18:45 UTC
.@exercism_io is absolutely brilliant. Love it. You should try it @CodeGorillaUK @Johnb4t @PsySec0 and other #Scala #Developers
@DanteLore
2016-12-20 17:46 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: "They just tell it how it is" roughly translates as "They are a bigot but I'm also a bigot and if they can say it I can…
@DanteLore
2016-12-20 09:39 UTC
Can't believe it's 180 days since I changed jobs. #timeflies
@DanteLore
2016-12-15 09:56 UTC
Reviewing CVs on a train is, I suspect, equivalent to having your eyes sucked out by an angry squid.
@DanteLore
2016-12-14 22:04 UTC
RT @bond_alexandra: when goals change arbitrarily halfway through a sprint
@DanteLore
2016-12-14 15:45 UTC
Secret Santa and @ageuk Giving Tree celebration here at @comparemkttech in #Shoreditch
@DanteLore
2016-12-13 17:26 UTC
Great talk on "Effective Scala" if not somewhat long https://youtu.be/rhXUlPmLLts via @YouTube and @DickWall
@DanteLore
2016-12-11 20:24 UTC
.@Chromecast and @NetflixUK suddenly as reliable as a British car in 1968. Restart. Reboot. Reconnect.
@DanteLore
2016-12-11 19:50 UTC
RT @veged: JavaScript frameworks benchmarks
@DanteLore
2016-12-11 19:48 UTC
RT @ORachaelO: "I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that president is always a clown: always a john and never a…
@DanteLore
2016-12-07 18:31 UTC
I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://donate.wikimedia.org/?utm_medium=SocialMedia&utm_campaign=ThankYouPage&utm_source=Twitter
@DanteLore
2016-12-05 20:55 UTC
Parents: Tired of the saccharine tedium of "Night Monkey Day Monkey"? Try reading in the style of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". #boom
@DanteLore
2016-12-05 14:39 UTC
RT @thatlot: Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' but every time she says "Christmas" it gets faster.
@DanteLore
2016-12-02 20:27 UTC
RT @newscientist: Stop buying organic food if you really want to save the planet http://ow.ly/BqRY306I8PZ
@DanteLore
2016-12-01 23:16 UTC
All the pro-brexit opinion coming from people wearing shell suits. #JustSayin #bbcqt
@DanteLore
2016-12-01 22:34 UTC
RT @lissijean: "Well they just don't understand the values of #Agile..."

Yeah, because companies are selling this.
@DanteLore
2016-11-24 16:45 UTC
RT @LibyaLiberty: We've been saying for years that when it comes to terrorism, there's a glaring double standard. I hope you're starting to…
@DanteLore
2016-11-23 01:55 UTC
TFW you don't want to get all corporate, but then you're opening the 4th bottle of wine under the right engine of concorde...
@DanteLore
2016-11-21 17:52 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Chapter 1: Databases with cool-sounding names
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 17:57 UTC
Would carrying a hip flask for the train home on difficult days be a good or bad thing? Hmmmmmm
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 12:15 UTC
Wow! #agile and #bigdata at the same time! I thought it was just me! #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 11:29 UTC
Great insights from @_eleftherios into how to promote and structure #data and #analytics teams within a digital business. Thanks! #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 11:24 UTC
Seems that most mature data users centralise #DataEngineering and democratise #DataScience. SoundCloud, have a hybrid model. #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 11:11 UTC
Sorry guys! Empathy and intuition have built some of the most successful products. #dataldn #data #analytics #bigdata
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 10:13 UTC
Use "Design Thinking" to build useful products for real people. Don't spam the company with charts and stats. #datavis #dataldn #analytics
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 09:45 UTC
The most effective #analytics/reporting/dashboarding technique at Adidas is "toilet analytics" - short, impactful, awesome #datavis #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 09:35 UTC
"We only spend 20% of our time doing cool stuff with data" #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-17 09:14 UTC
"The Adblockalypse" who's looking at your ads anyway? #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 19:28 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: 😂 @stahnma https://t.co/9bnKC6caBB
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 17:43 UTC
Mind the Gap
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 16:15 UTC
JustEat customers are younger and wealthier than the average. #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 14:55 UTC
A recruiter just invited me to watch Arsenal. What should I do @Spuginowski @Metcalficus ? #dontlikefootball
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 14:36 UTC
Wonderful talk about the risks and ethical questions around Neural Networks and "Deep Learning" techniques by @k_perifanos #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 14:33 UTC
RT @k_perifanos: A machine learning model will always learn from the data you have and never from the data you think you have
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 14:28 UTC
"Machine Learning will always learn the data you have, not the data you *think* you have" #dataldn # bigdata #deeplearning
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 14:14 UTC
Deep Learning is just hype! We just have more compute to apply the old techniques these days! #neuralnetwork #dataldn
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 14:12 UTC
When your talk is just a case study on yourself: "a case study on why to hire me", at least have the good grace to STOP on time! #justsaying
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 13:21 UTC
#powerFail
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 12:27 UTC
"Data Scientists need strong interpersonal skills" to explain, coach and collaborate across the business. #dataldn #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 12:14 UTC
The connected nature of console gaming gives Sony many new opportunities to understand and influence their customers #dataldn #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 11:59 UTC
Great talk by the guy from @dataiku @ Big Data and Analytics Summit today
Shows what's possible with real deep learning
#dataldn #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 11:48 UTC
Automatically classify the type of holiday an image represents. Probability of Ski, Beach, City using deep learning. #dataldn #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 11:44 UTC
Which recommendation policy works best? Train a model to decide which one to use visit by visit. #bigdata #dataldn #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 11:24 UTC
Topic Mining in text documents with clustering by similarity and shared terms. Very cool indeed. #dataldn #dataviz #bigdata @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 11:11 UTC
Here comes the #datascience part!
Classification of human activity from sensor data.
Big Data & Analytics Summit
#bigdata @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 11:04 UTC
First few talks very corporate focused with everyone facing the same challenges with politics... and all undervalue #DataEngineering
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 11:01 UTC
The "Big Data & Analytics Innovation Summit" is so exclusive it doesn't even have a #Hashtag #bigdata #analytics #innovation #summit
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 09:45 UTC
"In eBay, everybody wants to be a data scientist!"... you can't fight the democratisation of data in large companies. #bigdata
@DanteLore
2016-11-16 09:30 UTC
I'm at the Big Data and Analytics Innovation Summit today! #bigdata
@DanteLore
2016-11-15 18:09 UTC
"As disengaged as a contractor at a retrospective"

#agile == #people not #resources
@DanteLore
2016-11-15 13:37 UTC
I won a free ticket to another conference. Stay tuned. #BigData https://ti.to/analytics-channel/big-data-analytics-innovation-summit-london-2016
@DanteLore
2016-11-14 22:15 UTC
RT @TheMightyBoosh: #Supermoon
@DanteLore
2016-11-14 18:38 UTC
RT @sarahcpr: I just published “Honest Diversity in Tech Report” https://medium.com/p/honest-diversity-in-tech-report-49fe04b275a6
@DanteLore
2016-11-14 06:59 UTC
GA Playable Demo (in case you missed it!) #ai #genetic #algorithm #datavis http://logicalgenetics.com/evolutionary-algorithm-playable-demo/
@DanteLore
2016-11-13 19:07 UTC
#JustSayin https://youtu.be/hDhI-K0aAk8 via @YouTube
@DanteLore
2016-11-12 14:15 UTC
RT @LEGO_Group: @StopFundingHate We have finished the agreement with The Daily Mail and are not planning any future promotional activity wi…
@DanteLore
2016-11-11 17:30 UTC
Evolutionary Algorithm: Playable Demo http://logicalgenetics.com/evolutionary-algorithm-playable-demo/
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 20:44 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: This thread. https://x.com/absurdistwords/status/796333455248359426
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 18:41 UTC
Conway's Game of Life - because I love #datavis and #ai and #d3js http://logicalgenetics.com/conways-game-of-life/
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 13:02 UTC
Let it be known: on the day the world tipped over the edge, we bought a house... in a property market on the edge of collapse. #shrewd
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 12:53 UTC
.@nincomsoupLDN under silicon roundabout is making me happy this lunchtime. #littlethings
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 12:35 UTC
RT @davidschneider: 9 Nov 1989
Berlin Wall comes down. Hope takes the stage.
9 Nov 2016
Man who wants to build a wall elected President. Ha…
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 08:28 UTC
RT @DanJarvisMP: Decent left of centre politics defeated by divisive right wing populism. Repercussions will be felt around the world incl…
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 08:23 UTC
RT @danw1979: If you're just waking up, here's the forecast: a band of heavy dread is sweeping across the country. London is very miserabl…
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 07:02 UTC
🌧 https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/796246106845810688
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 06:57 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: The series finale of 2016 is BULLSHIT.
@DanteLore
2016-11-09 06:03 UTC
This is really really bad.
@DanteLore
2016-11-08 19:24 UTC
RT @CodeWisdom: "Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight." - Bill Gates
@DanteLore
2016-11-08 18:37 UTC
Not sure the lady with the fitness magazine approved of my beer and snack combo. #youdontevenKNOWme #hatersgonnahate
@DanteLore
2016-11-08 17:47 UTC
Not done a #walkacrosslondon tweet for a while. 10 miles today!
@DanteLore
2016-11-08 14:44 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: The BBC front page is quite subtle today
@DanteLore
2016-11-08 14:21 UTC
ScalaStyle for static code analysis in Scala...? Thoughts @CodeGorillaUK @Johnb4t? How does your project measure up? http://www.scalastyle.org/sbt.html
@DanteLore
2016-11-07 13:09 UTC
Actual statistical proof that trunk-based development correlates with high team performance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmDtmYwDs50&spfreload=10
@DanteLore
2016-11-07 12:51 UTC
"In complex adaptive systems [like a dev team] failure is inevitable..." - @jezhumble All actions will have unpredictable side effects.
@DanteLore
2016-11-07 10:42 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: I really believe everyone should follow their dreams, so long as some of those dreams are to provide basic goods & service…
@DanteLore
2016-11-07 10:16 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK if you had to ask 3 questions to test whether somebody had *really* used Spark, what would they be?
@DanteLore
2016-11-06 20:47 UTC
RT @TechnicallyRon: Human children have it easy. BABY IGUANAS HAVE TO FIGHT A LEGION OF NIGHTMARE SNAKES ON THEIR FIRST DAY. Humans are SPO…
@DanteLore
2016-11-06 15:06 UTC
RT @ASmallFiction: "I keep hearing about Occam's razor. Do you know what it is?"

"Probably a razor owned by someone named Occam."

"Oh. Ye…
@DanteLore
2016-11-05 21:06 UTC
Finest living politician does it again. Don't expect to see this kind of oratory skill in US or UK again in our lifetime. https://x.com/Channel4News/status/794701978471309312
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 20:14 UTC
So #BigDataLDN gets a 5/10 score from me. Venue far too busy on day 1 and SO MANY sales pitch sessions. Some good talks, stands & great swag
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 20:11 UTC
RC plane with bird-like wings. Some big CFD went into the design. I'd have used a generic algorithm #justsaying #BigDataLDN @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 16:55 UTC
Machine learning with robots: you don't have the luxury of big compute and hardware life is a key concern. @comparemkttech #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 13:57 UTC
Kafka Streams simplifies your deployment by embedding your business logic into the cluster. #cool @apachekafka @comparemkttech #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 10:45 UTC
"Data Engineering is equally, if not *more* important than Data Science". Fancy getting involved? #BigDataLDN http://tinyurl.com/guvxw59
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 10:40 UTC
Back on track with an interesting talk on Data Engineering with Google's cloud platform. #BigDataLDN @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 10:10 UTC
Not a stunning start today at #BigDataLDN. Not sure what this is about... remain hopeful for the rest of the day!
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 00:02 UTC
RT @BetaNYC: Time to uncode evil.
#CfASummit
@DanteLore
2016-11-04 00:01 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Attempting to gently discuss user experience principles with a Linux developer
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 16:46 UTC
Services not servers!

Pay #AWS to be your world-class operations and deployment team.

#BigDataRevolution #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 16:10 UTC
So happy about THIS. #BigDataLDN #BigDataRevolution @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 15:56 UTC
It's not all work work work!

#BigDataRevolution @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 14:08 UTC
Democratise your data. Give everyone an hour a week to play around visualising it. Who knows what you might learn. #datavis @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 14:05 UTC
Data visualisation enables "Visual Analytics". It's much more than just charts. Let's make Visual Analytics a thing. #BigDataLDN #dataviz
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 13:53 UTC
Oh man I love the #datavis. @tableau #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 13:28 UTC
Might seem obvious, but so many fall into the trap of building a data lake before they build even one business case. #BigDataLDN #data
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 13:21 UTC
Big data is one part of the 4th industrial revolution. Along with AI, robotics and more. #BigDataLDN #BigDataRevolution @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 12:18 UTC
Hey #BigDataLDN devs... how about a new role for 2017? #BigDataRevolution http://tinyurl.com/guvxw59 @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 11:14 UTC
Monty Widenius, the creator of MySQL. Most people still using SQL databases. #BigDataLDN
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 10:35 UTC
"Data Wrangling is 80% of the work on any analytics project". #BigDataLDN @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-03 10:13 UTC
1TB/s ... the keynote at #BigDataLDN is making me feel slightly inadequate at less than 1/1000 that! #BigDataRevolution /cc @comparemkttech
@DanteLore
2016-11-02 20:48 UTC
This actually sounds like a good idea. A quiz may be a great way to avoid bad face to face interviews and to objectively review candidates. https://x.com/ThePracticalDev/status/793880817370030080
@DanteLore
2016-11-02 20:18 UTC
Great stuff. If only there were more people encouraging kids into code... Makes me sad to be a middle-aged man! https://x.com/de_velopment/status/684844806548357122
@DanteLore
2016-11-02 17:12 UTC
RT @attn: "7 million people die every year from pollution-related illness."--@Schwarzenegger
@DanteLore
2016-11-02 14:03 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK @PsySec0 @Johnb4t I'll be on the 7:32 out of Thatcham then the 8:03 out of Reading tomorrow. Just so you can avoid me ;)
@DanteLore
2016-11-02 12:28 UTC
I like my sketches more than my PowerPoint slides...
@DanteLore
2016-11-01 22:16 UTC
Very excited to announce that I'll be sleeping in until 7am tomorrow. 80 extra minutes. #boom
@DanteLore
2016-10-31 20:54 UTC
There is no Dan...
...Only Zuul...
#zuul
@DanteLore
2016-10-31 18:54 UTC
"Hell is other people"...

Specifically estate agents

#justsaying
@DanteLore
2016-10-31 14:34 UTC
No organisational change is harder than Classic to Evolutionary Architecture. Some people just need a PowerPoint!
@DanteLore
2016-10-31 14:08 UTC
#halloween
@DanteLore
2016-10-29 22:05 UTC
Evidently Chickentown.
@DanteLore
2016-10-29 18:54 UTC
Me: Emma, you are always my no. 1 priority
Daughter: But I thought it was finding people a better deal on their insurance?

#worklifebalance
@DanteLore
2016-10-29 17:27 UTC
In the Industrial Zone waiting for the fireworks. @LEGOLANDWindsor
@DanteLore
2016-10-29 15:46 UTC
Brick or Treat fun at @LEGOLANDWindsor
@DanteLore
2016-10-27 22:29 UTC
One or two cracking #bigdata roles on that list... #scala #spark #aws #workwithdan #omgies https://x.com/comparemkttech/status/791585890397220864
@DanteLore
2016-10-27 20:44 UTC
Day at the Museum

Egyptians didn't brush their teeth. Too much treasure hurts your eyes. Apparently.
@DanteLore
2016-10-21 17:13 UTC
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear @de_velopment
Happy birthday to you
#happy #birth #day
@DanteLore
2016-10-21 12:58 UTC
RT @leifwalsh: Literally every "big data" project out there.
@DanteLore
2016-10-21 12:09 UTC
RT @ZoggTheAlien: Just to clarify some things about pi.
cc @SciencePorn
@DanteLore
2016-10-21 11:50 UTC
Wow Apple, your amazing design is really changing the way I work. Seriously, WHY?
@DanteLore
2016-10-21 11:28 UTC
It doesn't matter what amazing stuff you did before. Only what you're doing right now. Experience counts for nothing if you don't apply it.
@DanteLore
2016-10-21 10:10 UTC
Download Spectacle and make macOS almost as pleasant as Windows... https://www.spectacleapp.com/
@DanteLore
2016-10-20 10:17 UTC
Apply as a Senior Big Data Development Engineer at http://tinyurl.com/guvxw59 you won't regret it! Best team on planet earth.
@DanteLore
2016-10-20 04:56 UTC
RT @martinfowler: Many people underestimate the importance of deleting unnecessary code, it still has to be read and understood. https://t.…
@DanteLore
2016-10-19 21:42 UTC
RT @MartinWickman: Do you want Crappy #Agile? How to measure your development progress http://buff.ly/2efQ2dj #scrum #agilemetrics https:/…
@DanteLore
2016-10-19 08:15 UTC
@nationalrailenq does my gold card cover bus travel in London?
@DanteLore
2016-10-17 07:14 UTC
People on the train raging at @GWRHelp. What do you want? There is a problem, we're not in danger. Would you rage at a traffic jam? #dicks
@DanteLore
2016-10-14 14:49 UTC
Yes! It's apparently #metricweek. So a 5-day weekend, yeah?
@DanteLore
2016-10-13 16:00 UTC
Slight downside of this new under-bridge watering hole is that it smells slightly of wee. Beer's good though.
@DanteLore
2016-10-12 14:55 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK @Johnb4t how's the sinking ship thing treatin' y'all? #squeak
@DanteLore
2016-10-11 15:16 UTC
RT @GQMagazine: Donald Trump took a page from Putin's playbook last night.
@DanteLore
2016-10-11 13:30 UTC
@firstdirect please hurry up and arrange my survey or I'm going to be homeless!
@DanteLore
2016-10-07 23:26 UTC
After-work drinking and the long distance commute. First world problem #89.

#tired
#emotional

#okdrunk
@DanteLore
2016-10-07 11:19 UTC
RT @KasperGC: Inspiring talk by @tastapod at #pudd16: If you think you're right, shut up! You'll still be right in 5 mins. and maybe wiser.
@DanteLore
2016-10-06 18:10 UTC
One for @internetofshit https://x.com/Chopterator/status/784087638915575808
@DanteLore
2016-10-06 16:09 UTC
Struggling or fledgling companies make the best technology choices. Profit kills innovation. But is that a problem? #controversial
@DanteLore
2016-10-06 12:53 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: And they said my architecture wouldn't scale!
@DanteLore
2016-10-06 12:53 UTC
So I guess you guys don't have the information radiator turned on any more? Or at least not the webcam? @CodeGorillaUK @PsySec0 @Johnb4t
@DanteLore
2016-10-05 19:41 UTC
RT @bethcodes: Architectural Refactorings:
* Inline Library
* Extract Library
* Write Documentation
* Delete Documentation
* Stop Tryi…
@DanteLore
2016-10-05 16:56 UTC
When you have beer, people sit elsewhere. #toptip
@DanteLore
2016-10-04 18:25 UTC
Well travelled or just plain old? More fun with MOT #data http://logicalgenetics.com/well-travelled-or-just-plain-old/
@DanteLore
2016-10-04 17:15 UTC
I'm going to "Big Data LDN". See you there? http://www.eventbrite.com/e/big-data-ldn-registration-26083045090?aff=estw via @EventbriteUK
@DanteLore
2016-10-04 15:38 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Mars is the ultimate ground-up rewrite and we're already messing it up
@DanteLore
2016-10-04 13:27 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK @PsySec0 @Johnb4t http://bigdataldn.com/ #DOIT #free #jolly #beerafterwards
@DanteLore
2016-10-04 08:17 UTC
Website of the week: http://bl.ocks.org/d3noob
#websiteoftheweek
@DanteLore
2016-10-03 21:00 UTC
Leadership in an Agile environment... is easier than leadership in a not-yet-agile environment - http://go.shr.lc/2cKlopL
@DanteLore
2016-10-03 18:22 UTC
RT @doctorow: Visualizing the latent emotional and bureaucratic labor in our material world
http://boingboing.net/2016/10/03/visualizing-the-latent-emotion.html
@DanteLore
2016-10-03 16:13 UTC
Working from Italian Gardens
@DanteLore
2016-09-30 20:24 UTC
Still totally #CRUSHINGIT as a #BADASS #SOFTWARE #ARCHITECT
@DanteLore
2016-09-30 13:10 UTC
RT @ESA_Rosetta: From #67P with love: a last image, taken 51 metres before #CometLanding #MissionComplete http://ow.ly/lbmc304IADE https://t…
@DanteLore
2016-09-30 06:36 UTC
Where can I find the data behind this map? Urban/rural classification by postcode, y'know. http://www.neighbourhood.statistics.gov.uk/HTMLDocs/urbanrural.html @ODIHQ @DataGovUK
@DanteLore
2016-09-25 09:40 UTC
I'd call that a #win
@DanteLore
2016-09-23 19:26 UTC
.@boobarsbbq is Shoreditch quality fast-food in provincial Newbury. Love it.
@DanteLore
2016-09-23 19:04 UTC
Dual-centre drinking tonight.

#boom
@DanteLore
2016-09-23 07:37 UTC
Now have a full set of Mac accessories. #ponse
@DanteLore
2016-09-22 16:17 UTC
I've decided I want a Luther coat for the winter season. @Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2016-09-21 17:56 UTC
Unflinching nerd-fest http://jalopnik.com/bear-witness-to-the-spaghetti-weirdness-of-london-s-rea-1786853843?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Jalopnik_twitter
@DanteLore
2016-09-21 16:18 UTC
#finder on #mac is a filthsome abomination.
@DanteLore
2016-09-20 21:38 UTC
What if I gave you a bowl of #skittles and I told you that three of them execute innocent people in the street because of their skin colour?
@DanteLore
2016-09-20 10:49 UTC
#slack #bots are the new #information #radiators

#agile
@DanteLore
2016-09-19 16:07 UTC
It's getting harder to do a #walkacrosslondon as autumn draws near. Still found time for a 🍺 though... and 3 miles.
@DanteLore
2016-09-16 17:20 UTC
#bugger https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/776828287620218880
@DanteLore
2016-09-15 06:23 UTC
Python Library of the Week: FuzzyWuzzy
https://pypi.python.org/pypi/fuzzywuzzy
@DanteLore
2016-09-09 20:01 UTC
Two facts I recently learned about @AdamBuxton
1. His podcasts are thought proving and laugh-out-loud-on-the-tube funny
2. He's Messy
@DanteLore
2016-09-09 19:50 UTC
If only there were more fact based arguments in politics...

but then, I guess we're "sick of experts" these days. https://x.com/robgrantuk/status/774280874150035456
@DanteLore
2016-09-06 19:32 UTC
What a time to be alive. https://x.com/TheIET/status/773234913348845568
@DanteLore
2016-09-01 16:37 UTC
Train times mean working from some weird paces...
@DanteLore
2016-08-31 06:58 UTC
RT @OpenCageData: An easy, open, affordable, worldwide geocoding API - convert coords to human-friendly place names at high volumes https:/…
@DanteLore
2016-08-29 14:02 UTC
I'm in the top 3% of Google Fit users in #Thatcham. I knew all this walking was worth it!
@DanteLore
2016-08-28 17:44 UTC
RT @ZoggTheAlien: I made an animated gif to explain why female Earthlings stopped coding in 1984.
@DanteLore
2016-08-26 14:17 UTC
@GWRHelp any planned maintenance or dsruptions between Thatcham/Reading and Paddington tomorrow?
@DanteLore
2016-08-26 04:40 UTC
RT @bbotezatu: Happy 25th birthday, #Linux! Here's your f-ing #cake, go ahead and compile it yourself.
@DanteLore
2016-08-25 21:13 UTC
No.2 is such a classic alpha-male power play. Win the man-off with a testosterone fuelled "let's take that offline". https://x.com/Dopameanx/status/768912196873093121
@DanteLore
2016-08-24 16:49 UTC
I'd just like to say that @ThatchamTrains went live before @TfLTravelAlerts did. Slightly smaller audience though!
@DanteLore
2016-08-23 18:19 UTC
RT @Flybrix: Techie Dads! You can be the key to getting girls into STEM! Play together, teach daughters your hobbies. #dadsrule https://t.c…
@DanteLore
2016-08-23 16:50 UTC
Today's #walkacrosslondon was from Camden to Paddington via Little Venice. #alternative #lifestyle
@DanteLore
2016-08-23 12:00 UTC
@agilebear what's the typical per-head cost for one of your CSM courses in London? I am trying to divide up my training budget!
@DanteLore
2016-08-19 16:41 UTC
@SpotifyCares your app on my S7 is just looping round the login screen. Accepts username/password, tries to load, goes back to login page.
@DanteLore
2016-08-19 16:20 UTC
@spotify your app on my S7 is just looping me round the login screen. I log in successfully, see an hour-glass-thing, it pops up login again
@DanteLore
2016-08-18 19:39 UTC
9 Non-Threatening Leadership Strategies for Women http://thecooperreview.com/non-threatening-leadership-strategies-for-women/ via @sarahcpr
@DanteLore
2016-08-18 19:33 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: it me
(@sarahcpr is funny af)
@DanteLore
2016-08-18 17:56 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: If it's not version 0.x *no thank you*
@DanteLore
2016-08-18 17:54 UTC
Out for my usual cycle ride round #greenham. SO MANY extra people running, cycling, walking, jogging. I blame #Rio2016
@DanteLore
2016-08-18 14:50 UTC
RT @FryRsquared: It's a good day to remember that literally everyone has an invisible list of failures: https://www.princeton.edu/~joha/Johannes_Haushofer_CV_of_Failures.pdf https://t.c…
@DanteLore
2016-08-18 06:35 UTC
RT @karlseguin: Adding people to a debt-generating culture can only result in more debt faster.
@DanteLore
2016-08-17 15:28 UTC
@GWRHelp need to get a direct train PAD to Newbury. Have an annual gold card to Thatcham. What extra ticket do I need to buy? And where?
@DanteLore
2016-08-16 17:16 UTC
#firstsevenfirstsevenhashtags
1. Languages
2. Jobs
3. Cheeses
4. Emoji
5. Integers
6. Relatives
7. This one
@DanteLore
2016-08-16 17:14 UTC
#firstsevenrelatives
1. Mum
2. Dad
3. Gran
4. Gran
5. Brother
6. Wife
7. Daughter

Sorry daughter number 2, you didn't make the cut!
@DanteLore
2016-08-16 17:11 UTC
#firstsevenpositiveintegers
1. 0
2. 1
3. 2
4. 3
5. 4
6. 5
7. 6
@DanteLore
2016-08-16 17:10 UTC
#firstsevenemoji
1. 💩
2. 😜
3. 😢
4. 😎
5. 🐐
6. 🚅
7. ✔
@DanteLore
2016-08-16 17:09 UTC
#firstsevencheeses
1. Gorgonzola
2. Stilton
3. Brie
4. Camembert
5. Parmesan
6. Cheddar
7. Yarg
@DanteLore
2016-08-16 17:05 UTC
#firstsevenjobs
1 Software Engineer
2 Software Engineer
3 Software Engineer
4 Team Lead
5 Eng. Manager
6 Team Lead
7 Eng. Manager
#dull
@DanteLore
2016-08-16 17:00 UTC
#FirstSevenLanguages
1. C😣
2. Pascal/Modula-2😯
3. Delphi 😞
4. PHP/HTML/Javascript 💩
5. C#🖒
6. Scala💖
7. Python😆
@DanteLore
2016-08-15 17:02 UTC
#walkacrosslondon extended tonight. What will I do when it's winter? Be depressed, that's what!
@DanteLore
2016-08-15 16:53 UTC
Ruthless Rye (6.6%) by @SierraNevada under Hungerford Bridge.
#walkacrosslondon #boom
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 17:18 UTC
These only lasted to Hayes. #sadface
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 16:37 UTC
Another walk where the cost was over £1 per mile! Made it though.
🌡🏢🌡🏛☉🚅
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 15:27 UTC
Shade!!
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 14:59 UTC
Wouldn't be my first choice of beach!
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 14:55 UTC
Summer in the city.
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 13:49 UTC
Considering this #walkacrosslondon tonight.
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 13:06 UTC
Hyper-cool Shoreditch desk environment starting to get hot. ☉🌡😧
@DanteLore
2016-08-12 11:18 UTC
One for the daughters @Spuginowski... 😉 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/game-developer-barbie_us_57642e6de4b0853f8bf0ae75 #GenerationNow via @HuffPostTech
@DanteLore
2016-08-11 19:08 UTC
To continue watching the cycling turn to BBC1
To watch gymnastics turn to BBC4
To go north and enter the enchanted forest...
#Rio2016
@DanteLore
2016-08-11 18:50 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: In an effort to boost #engagement, we've adopted the "radical changes nobody wants or needs" approach. https://t.co/Cj…
@DanteLore
2016-08-11 12:59 UTC
12. Management want to come to your stand-ups

#badagileindicators
@DanteLore
2016-08-10 13:53 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Another bin day, another missed bin collection. And another wasted payment to have my bin cleaned! Terrible service from @…
@DanteLore
2016-08-10 13:26 UTC
RT @ThatchamTrains: I'm now happily hosted on @awscloud, so no longer dependent on a home WiFi connection. #phew
@DanteLore
2016-08-10 11:35 UTC
I just backed Raspberry Pi "With Ice Cream". on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/2aKUYVC
@DanteLore
2016-08-08 19:07 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Obligatory xkcd https://xkcd.com/1597/
@DanteLore
2016-08-07 22:22 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: You Are Not A Commodity https://dev.to/sedaily/you-are-not-a-commodity
@DanteLore
2016-07-26 21:19 UTC
Good to have you back @ThatchamTrains. This evening's return to #Thatcham was tough without you!
@DanteLore
2016-07-26 14:18 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: My amazing climber! @ReadingClimb #5yearsold #likeaboss #fearless @DanteLore https://t.co/CRhgk6EtHI
@DanteLore
2016-07-25 18:31 UTC
One to keep the @CodeGorillaUK happy https://x.com/engadget/status/757622451450834944
@DanteLore
2016-07-25 17:41 UTC
There are some minor upsides to being in Peterborough...
@DanteLore
2016-07-25 04:56 UTC
Formed of three coaches. Stops at Slough.

#slummingit https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/757411921704419329
@DanteLore
2016-07-23 20:10 UTC
Add to list of projects. Awesome. https://x.com/blacksmithtom/status/756767527829643264
@DanteLore
2016-07-22 18:27 UTC
RT @GCS_SouthWest: .@yellowdogltd's founder Gareth: why you should visit the @StartUpBritain #StartUpTour in #Bristol this afternoon https:…
@DanteLore
2016-07-21 14:06 UTC
Hey @sihugh you do geocaching right? What's a good app/website to get started. For @Spuginowski and bigger daughter in the hols.
@DanteLore
2016-07-21 06:24 UTC
https://youtu.be/F4b_MckXea0
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 18:29 UTC
Paddington. Misson complete.
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 18:20 UTC
I bet it's well cheap to keep a horse in central London.
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 18:18 UTC
Parks ✔
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 18:05 UTC
Well, my shadow is enjoying the sun!
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 17:48 UTC
James ✔
Green ✔
Hyde
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 17:31 UTC
Stopped to avoid heat exhaustion!
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 17:18 UTC
James ✔
Green
Hyde
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 17:05 UTC
Sweaty in Horsegaurds
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 17:02 UTC
Bye bye Thames. Hello Whitehall.
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 16:55 UTC
One hour to here. Not bad. #hot #sweaty #walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 16:45 UTC
Wish I'd crossed over to the south bank. #walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 16:28 UTC
#walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 16:07 UTC
Bowls #walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-20 16:00 UTC
Going for a #walkacrosslondon
@DanteLore
2016-07-19 13:34 UTC
RT @DanteLore: @Johnb4t for God's sake, tweet something.
@DanteLore
2016-07-19 13:28 UTC
Bad times.

#Thatcham https://x.com/ThatchamTrains/status/755393630291038209
@DanteLore
2016-07-19 11:27 UTC
All I need is a Punk IPA and I'm in actual heaven!
@DanteLore
2016-07-19 09:48 UTC
It's blooming hot in Old Street today!
@DanteLore
2016-07-18 20:38 UTC
@Johnb4t for God's sake, tweet something.
@DanteLore
2016-07-18 19:52 UTC
If I was really #crushingit as a #total #bossman is be as delayed as the 20:41 to Newbury. #boom #bossingit
@DanteLore
2016-07-18 19:45 UTC
Remaining philosophical about the pros and cons of the commuter lifestyle. @ThatchamTrains
@DanteLore
2016-07-18 16:02 UTC
#JustSayin
@DanteLore
2016-07-18 16:00 UTC
If only I knew someone who had code to go from BDD table data with types to a data frame. Without using a case class
@CodeGorillaUK @Johnb4t
@DanteLore
2016-07-17 12:33 UTC
191 steps later, Camp Wild Hearts is complete! #awesome @LEGO_Group
@DanteLore
2016-07-16 18:08 UTC
What a time to be alive! https://x.com/MrNobre/status/754144048529625088
@DanteLore
2016-07-12 19:54 UTC
God, Peterborough is boring
@DanteLore
2016-07-12 19:53 UTC
My #firstworldproblems will soon be #secondworldproblems
@DanteLore
2016-07-12 19:52 UTC
On the plus side, I got loads of cash for my US shares 'cos of the falling pound...

Sadly, those pounds are worth less. #JustSayin #brexit
@DanteLore
2016-07-12 19:47 UTC
RT @chris_whong: Here's a map depicting NYC's "subway deserts" as islands using 10-minute walksheds.
http://bit.ly/2a5COej https://t.co/f…
@DanteLore
2016-07-08 18:01 UTC
If you want to see what contrast looks like visit #Shoreditch and #Thatcham in a day

If I do this for long I might develop stress fractures
@DanteLore
2016-07-07 11:51 UTC
@etrade I posted my W8BEN a couple of weeks ago (from the UK) can I expect a confirmation when you receive it?
@DanteLore
2016-07-06 21:02 UTC
RT @SimoneGiertz: When people complain that I spend time on building useless things http://bit.ly/29z8ImP
@DanteLore
2016-07-06 15:44 UTC
Cars by colour and time with @ApacheZeppelin
Would be nice to use a data field to select series colour
#justsayin
@DanteLore
2016-07-06 15:29 UTC
Thanks for fixing these, @BoseService @Bose
#happy
@DanteLore
2016-07-06 14:39 UTC
I don't know much about commuting, but I now know it's easier if you go home early!
@DanteLore
2016-07-06 10:31 UTC
Seen this @PsySec0 @CodeGorilla http://grafana.org
@DanteLore
2016-07-05 21:17 UTC
RT @JournalDuGeek: Le voyage de #juno en un gif !
@DanteLore
2016-07-05 17:47 UTC
Hey @ApacheZeppelin - when a value is missing in a line chart it should be NULL not ZERO! Grrrr...
@DanteLore
2016-07-05 14:24 UTC
Wish I'd known about @ApacheZeppelin before I started this work... http://logicalgenetics.com/predicting-mot-pass-rates-with-spark-mllib/
@DanteLore
2016-07-05 06:06 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK what do you think of Solr+Banana vs Elastic+Kibana?
@DanteLore
2016-07-04 17:46 UTC
Using @ApacheNiFi to parse XML data from my Garmin (while sitting on a train!)
#bigdata #integration
http://logicalgenetics.com/moving-data-around-with-apache-nifi/
@DanteLore
2016-07-01 16:49 UTC
Would be nice to have an HTTP POST input processor in @apachenifi so I could hit the ancient National Rail SOAP API...
@DanteLore
2016-07-01 16:47 UTC
Totally building an Apache NiFi @apachenifi data flow on the train home. #impressed
@DanteLore
2016-07-01 05:52 UTC
RT @Erdbeervogel: Great visualization of high level of WIP and limited WIP @berndschiffer #LASTconf
@DanteLore
2016-06-30 19:49 UTC
Imagine leaning out the window to open the carriage door of an Intercity 125 back in 1982... #brexit
@DanteLore
2016-06-30 14:19 UTC
Thanks to @BoseService for shipping my replacement QC25s! Faith restored. Best product I ever bought! #honestly
@DanteLore
2016-06-30 14:10 UTC
Could #NiFi @apachenifi be a functional and pleasant alternative to #Talend ?
@DanteLore
2016-06-30 13:24 UTC
Not sure whether @Nigel_Farage or @BorisJohnson is the worst Briton in history.
Maybe it's a tie.
Pair of repugnant, treasonous bastards.
@DanteLore
2016-06-30 06:57 UTC
Almost time for me to leave the breakfast table. #brexit
@DanteLore
2016-06-29 15:57 UTC
My room has its own reception desk.
@DanteLore
2016-06-28 17:29 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: #Vexit
@DanteLore
2016-06-28 16:58 UTC
Using #slack on my #mac while commuting like a total fucking #bossman

#boom
@DanteLore
2016-06-26 20:45 UTC
RT @arusbridger: At times like this you can't improve on the wise words of the former permanent secretary of the MoD
@DanteLore
2016-06-25 20:49 UTC
Damn! I can't use my new phone!
@DanteLore
2016-06-25 14:52 UTC
Petition: EU Referendum Rules triggering a 2nd EU Referendum https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
@DanteLore
2016-06-25 08:25 UTC
RT @MartinWickman: Git didn’t beat SVN, GitHub did. http://blog.gitprime.com/git-didnt-beat-svn-github-did/ #git #svn
@DanteLore
2016-06-24 22:09 UTC
British Lose Right to Claim That Americans Are Dumber http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/british-lose-right-to-claim-that-americans-are-dumber via @BorowitzReport
@DanteLore
2016-06-24 21:48 UTC
Not many people saw a rainbow over a cold war fire training plane today. #smallthings #takeitwhereyoucan #greenham
@DanteLore
2016-06-24 18:44 UTC
Enjoyed our dinner in @stradatweet Newbury this evening
@DanteLore
2016-06-24 10:42 UTC
RT @KarlreMarks: The borders between Remainia and Leavia, with some classic British colonial straight lines for a retro effect. https://t.c…
@DanteLore
2016-06-24 07:51 UTC
RT @bognorb: Live scenes from the channel tunnel #EURefResults #EUref #referendum
@DanteLore
2016-06-24 05:46 UTC
RT @hughlaurie: Best of three?
@DanteLore
2016-06-23 12:45 UTC
It makes me happy when I copy 1.21GB

#backtothefuture
@DanteLore
2016-06-23 12:17 UTC
Predicting MOT Pass Rates with Spark MLlib
#spark #scala #mllib #opendata #datavis #bigdata
http://logicalgenetics.com/predicting-mot-pass-rates-with-spark-mllib/
@DanteLore
2016-06-23 10:20 UTC
A nice present from my new employers! #notgardeningleave
@DanteLore
2016-06-23 10:04 UTC
RT @davidschneider: I'm voting #Remain because I want my (tolerant, welcoming, open-minded, compassionate, forward-looking, just bloody mar…
@DanteLore
2016-06-23 09:55 UTC
@GWRHelp can I buy an annual travel card THA-PAD online or do I need to go to the station? If station what should I take with me? Photo? ID?
@DanteLore
2016-06-23 09:46 UTC
@nationalrailenq can I buy an annual travel card THA-PAD online or do I need to go to the station? If station, what should I take with me?
@DanteLore
2016-06-22 20:41 UTC
I do love these @solarimpulse info-graphics. #datavis https://x.com/solarimpulse/status/745718049135792129
@DanteLore
2016-06-22 16:10 UTC
RT @Scientists4EU: The EU brings huge added value to our knowledge economy -lowering barriers to collaboration, sharing infrastructure. htt…
@DanteLore
2016-06-22 13:38 UTC
RT @ThatchamTrains: Live train timetable on twitter
#thatcham #python #api #mashup #twitter
http://logicalgenetics.com/thatcham-trains/
@DanteLore
2016-06-20 19:58 UTC
#solstice
@DanteLore
2016-06-18 18:28 UTC
RT @ikai: I'm dying of laughter 😂. Now someone do one about Java! Python! Ruby! http://cube-drone.com/comics/c/relentless-persistence
@DanteLore
2016-06-16 21:00 UTC
And after that bike ride, so is my backside!

...sorry. https://x.com/engadget/status/743536969133727744
@DanteLore
2016-06-16 20:03 UTC
Greenham by Night.

#newbike #secondnewbike #notgardeningleave
@DanteLore
2016-06-16 10:09 UTC
Live Train Route Animation #datavis #maps #opendata #javascript #leaflet http://logicalgenetics.com/live-train-route-animation/
@DanteLore
2016-06-16 09:06 UTC
This is a very cool utility: https://screentogif.codeplex.com/
@DanteLore
2016-06-16 09:05 UTC
Live trains out of London with added #animation!

#datavis #python #angularjs #map #opendata #leaflet
@DanteLore
2016-06-15 21:47 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.
@DanteLore
2016-06-15 18:48 UTC
Where do the departures form London terminals in the next two hours go?

#datavis #opendata #maps #python #angularjs
@DanteLore
2016-06-15 12:56 UTC
RT @CodeGorillaUK: #pethate https://x.com/mariofusco/status/742995163929317376
@DanteLore
2016-06-15 12:55 UTC
I made a Live Train Departure Board
#opendata #datavis #trains #angularjs #python
http://logicalgenetics.com/train-departure-board/
@DanteLore
2016-06-15 08:54 UTC
Stopped for a cup of hot flask-flavoured beverage. #notgardeningleave #newbike
@DanteLore
2016-06-14 20:47 UTC
@Spuginowski this!

http://youtu.be/n3_dV-e4d9c
@DanteLore
2016-06-14 10:34 UTC
Sometimes the old ways are the best! #opendata #datavis #notgardeningleave
@DanteLore
2016-06-13 21:15 UTC
Somebody off of the #telly just totally had some #code on their #website.

Mind == Blown

Thanks @FryRsquared

http://www.hannahfry.co.uk/blog/2012/02/01/converting-british-national-grid-to-latitude-and-longitude-ii
@DanteLore
2016-06-13 14:41 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Microsoft acquired LinkedIn for $26B. The synergies are endless!
@DanteLore
2016-06-13 08:56 UTC
Slightly depressed that I just had to "fix" my @Bose QC25's with a Post-It. I bought them in the USA so no returns.
@DanteLore
2016-06-12 22:14 UTC
RT @RCorbettMEP: #eurefyorks EU free movement is balanced with almost as many Brits in other EU countries as other EU citizens here
https:…
@DanteLore
2016-06-11 19:35 UTC
Sad but true!

#notgardeningleave
@DanteLore
2016-06-10 22:19 UTC
Agreed, BUT...

#agile = bad; #agility = good

#following = bad; #thinking = good

#commonsense FTW! https://x.com/activecollab/status/741364343913259008
@DanteLore
2016-06-10 22:03 UTC
@donttrythis here's my own personal paradise in the UK!
@DanteLore
2016-06-10 18:11 UTC
#notgardeningleave Lucy trimmed the hedge while I worked.
@DanteLore
2016-06-09 16:43 UTC
@ThamesVP what's the best way to report my bike stolen? 101?
@DanteLore
2016-06-09 16:42 UTC
Well that sucks giant monkey balls, doesn't it?
@DanteLore
2016-06-09 11:11 UTC
5am architecture meeting.

#notgardeningleave #workinghard
@DanteLore
2016-06-08 09:03 UTC
Whatever you put in a flask, after one hour, tastes of flask.

#notgardeningleave #workinghard
@DanteLore
2016-06-05 20:06 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Also available as an audiobook, so you can crush it on the go.
@DanteLore
2016-06-02 15:52 UTC
Is it possible to stay in the EU and opt out of the grey and miserable shit hole we call home? #brexit #literally
@DanteLore
2016-06-01 19:08 UTC
RT @martinfowler: Why outcome-oriented software dev teams are better than activity-oriented by @sriramnarayan
http://martinfowler.com/bliki/OutcomeOriented.html
http…
@DanteLore
2016-05-27 06:17 UTC
RT @MartinWickman: How to deal with bugs in (zero-bug software development) http://buff.ly/24WDcld #zerobugs #development https://t.co/ffC…
@DanteLore
2016-05-26 19:11 UTC
Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
But they won't let me go to the garden and eat worms.

#notice #gardeningleave #suckstobeme
@DanteLore
2016-05-26 19:09 UTC
RT @arduino: SeaCharger may be the first unmanned, autonomous boat to cross a sea using only solar power: http://bit.ly/1TL19bo https://t…
@DanteLore
2016-05-25 21:23 UTC
Think the CTO office need some advice from Adolf @CodeGorillaUK

https://youtu.be/Q65Q1Mi5Jtw
@DanteLore
2016-05-25 21:00 UTC
What a time to be alive! https://x.com/arduino/status/735564075040546817
@DanteLore
2016-05-25 15:06 UTC
Resigned. #likeaboss
@DanteLore
2016-05-23 18:00 UTC
RT @tinaegolf: A new week. A new sprint. And a little reminder about "PurposeOfEstimation" by @martinfowler #PMfundamentals

https://t.co/D…
@DanteLore
2016-05-22 20:07 UTC
Agreeing with David Cameron is the worst feeling...

No...

George Osborne is worse...

But they're right about this https://x.com/StrongerIn/status/734412167647137792
@DanteLore
2016-05-22 19:55 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: "I am an Agile Software Developer. I turn JIRA tickets into defects" #agile #scrum
@DanteLore
2016-05-21 20:47 UTC
RT @thoughtworks: #Agile Fluency model helps teams understand the current position&develop a roadmap @kelseyvh https://t.co/twqHfHoBwV http…
@DanteLore
2016-05-21 11:24 UTC
RT @gatesfoundation: Don't have a red nose? That's ok! For every RT we'll donate $10 toward ending child poverty. #RedNose4Kids https://t.c…
@DanteLore
2016-05-19 16:13 UTC
How long is your car going to last?
Based on 9 years of MOT test data.
#datavis @ApacheSpark #bigdata #angularjs
@DanteLore
2016-05-18 14:59 UTC
RT @FatemaDamani: Principles of #agile and #xp plus the links between them at #sddconf
@DanteLore
2016-05-18 05:52 UTC
RT @MartinWickman: Are You The #Scrum #Police? http://buff.ly/1TtRXDS #scrumpolice
@DanteLore
2016-05-17 15:58 UTC
How, on God's Green Earth, could you aggregate a dataset into a BIGGER dataset, then build a whole product line around it... AND NOT NOTICE?
@DanteLore
2016-05-17 14:38 UTC
@Spuginowski this is the kind of house we need. https://x.com/MrTimDunn/status/732534328815693824
@DanteLore
2016-05-16 20:09 UTC
Quick #TeamCity Build Status with #AngularJS

http://logicalgenetics.com/quick-teamcity-build-status-with-angularjs/

#informationradiator #agile #ci
@DanteLore
2016-05-16 05:50 UTC
Nonsense. Waterfall doesn't give predictability, it gives the illusion of predictability. Cone of uncertainty, man. https://x.com/JoeIngeno/status/732051702833135616
@DanteLore
2016-05-15 12:17 UTC
RT @AnneGlover_EU: It’s silly to assume all research funded by corporations is bent | Tracey Brown http://gu.com/p/4j7nt/stw
@DanteLore
2016-05-14 22:46 UTC
#Poppycock https://x.com/iancackett/status/731596668739653637
@DanteLore
2016-05-14 15:59 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: If regular architecture was like software architecture
@DanteLore
2016-05-13 15:03 UTC
Seems pretty relevant today... https://x.com/thereaIbanksy/status/728362158333906944
@DanteLore
2016-05-13 14:57 UTC
Newbury's version of @thereaIbanksy has the motivation, the morality, but maybe that's all...
@DanteLore
2016-05-13 09:34 UTC
I like #Fenix http://fenixwebserver.com/
@DanteLore
2016-05-12 20:18 UTC
Just ate a 5-day-old eclair hoping it will give me the squits and thus a legitimate excuse to miss tomorrow's 3hr "architectural deep dive"
@DanteLore
2016-05-12 19:58 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: Wishes
@DanteLore
2016-05-12 17:35 UTC
I made a Character Card for your typical #software #architect at a big corporation. #agile #architecture
@DanteLore
2016-05-12 16:16 UTC
If you want your project to live forever, explain to the organisation why they should kill it today.
@DanteLore
2016-05-12 16:14 UTC
RT @MooseAllain: If you can't find anything the BBC makes that you like, the problem is you. Likewise if you think the BBC should only make…
@DanteLore
2016-05-12 14:05 UTC
So I went to the @ODIHQ website expecting to find some kind of directory of open data sets. But I can't. Am I missing something?
@DanteLore
2016-05-12 13:56 UTC
RT @joningham: Don't start with what you want to measure, start with why you want to measure it #LondonDataFest
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 14:01 UTC
Learnings from the conference this week have led me to create this 'reference architecture' for #bigdata #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 13:44 UTC
You learn something new every day...

#tigerduck #search #bigdata #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 09:33 UTC
Great presentation from @redsharpbyte from ESA. Now I want to play with the data! #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 09:18 UTC
The big #analytics innovators are all doing low-ceremony, zero-bullshit #agile: prototyping, fail fast, experimentation etc #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 08:40 UTC
"Building a model from scratch wasn't that hard" - Seth Aslin from HSBC
Everyone's building their own in Big Data it seems! #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 08:26 UTC
Refreshingly technical, if not slightly brain melting presentation from HSBC to kick off the day #matlab #modeling #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 06:29 UTC
Another day, another #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 05:58 UTC
Are disposable waterproof trousers a thing? If not, why not?
@DanteLore
2016-05-11 04:35 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: The entire history of JavaScript
@DanteLore
2016-05-10 19:00 UTC
RT @xor: "Android didn't harm Java. Sun and Oracle harmed Java by failing to innovate, and failing to keep up." Ouch!
@DanteLore
2016-05-10 13:31 UTC
Looks like @Oracle are on the defensive as usual. When all else fails, try the Hard Sell! #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-10 13:02 UTC
#hadoop more an excuse to modernise than a pure data revolution. Discuss. #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-10 11:40 UTC
Look at that last one there! #validation #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-10 09:29 UTC
Perhaps ironic that the most pragmatic, business-centric session so far is by an academic. Or perhaps not. #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-10 07:56 UTC
Predictive Analytics Summit. I say! Very posh! #datauk
@DanteLore
2016-05-08 17:16 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: Maybe building an overly complicated referral program will solve the problem that nobody likes using our app 😑 https:/…
@DanteLore
2016-05-07 16:03 UTC
Time for some barbecue happiness...
@DanteLore
2016-05-03 20:37 UTC
RT @pavilionopinion: History of Europe:
War
War
War
War
War
War
War
Arguments about bananas.

To be honest, I'll probably go with banana…
@DanteLore
2016-05-03 19:38 UTC
RT @haacked: Great article why people think total nonsense is really deep. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/12/01/the-kinds-of-people-who-confuse-total-nonsense-for-something-really-deep/
@DanteLore
2016-05-03 13:54 UTC
Swapping from #scala (beautiful) to #javascript (not) has left me in the doldrums with a surfeit of ennui

@CodeGorillaUK
@DanteLore
2016-05-01 11:35 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: They can't get rid of you if the code is a tangled anthology quick fixes and workarounds you were meaning to get to. h…
@DanteLore
2016-04-30 18:56 UTC
#smoke me a #brisket I'll be back for breakfast.
@DanteLore
2016-04-29 07:06 UTC
RT @kventil: Docker.
@DanteLore
2016-04-24 21:23 UTC
#dadcamp
@DanteLore
2016-04-21 19:38 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK this https://x.com/helenaedelson/status/723194152825954305
@DanteLore
2016-04-21 19:35 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK looks interesting...
@DanteLore
2016-04-20 20:36 UTC
RT @tofo: I’m gonna have to read this one!
@DanteLore
2016-04-20 17:33 UTC
Now we know what time it is.

#agile #workspace
@DanteLore
2016-04-19 20:53 UTC
Pretty much done now. #landrover
@DanteLore
2016-04-18 18:39 UTC
@bbcweather @BBCWthrWatchers a change in store, Greenham Common this morning.
@DanteLore
2016-04-18 18:35 UTC
That'd be a front then! #Greenham #weather
@DanteLore
2016-04-17 12:48 UTC
Lower dash in place. Almost done!

#landrover
@DanteLore
2016-04-16 15:56 UTC
Refurbished dashboard going back in. Still lots to do! #landrover
@DanteLore
2016-04-14 19:18 UTC
RT @chrisrobertsuk: Thought 4 the day board feature for our 'Proving Things' team.Keep thinking, challenge yourselves! #agile @HODigital ht…
@DanteLore
2016-04-14 19:10 UTC
Worth a try at 3am @Spuginowski ? https://x.com/ThatsHistory/status/720681536312492032
@DanteLore
2016-04-14 11:51 UTC
Excuse me, @Tesco there's a fly in my salad!

#yuck
@DanteLore
2016-04-12 23:34 UTC
Oh @SkyUK you took away The Walking Dead and now I have to pay Google or Amazon to watch the next season

#woe #sadness #pain #misery #tears
@DanteLore
2016-04-09 11:07 UTC
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

@Workshopshed @homemadetools
@DanteLore
2016-04-07 22:19 UTC
I bet I'm the only person in the world with one of these. #unique #weird

Loving the new welder!
@DanteLore
2016-03-31 19:50 UTC
#bigdata is an incredibly complex solution to some of life's most mundane problems.

Web logs? Meh.
Network logs? Meh.
Shopping carts? Meh.
@DanteLore
2016-03-30 21:56 UTC
RT @imcYaro: Good old #Agile read. I just love those LEGO pics by @hakanforss! :) #in https://hakanforss.wordpress.com/2014/03/10/are-you-too-busy-to-improve/https://hakanforss.wordpress.com/2014/03/10/are-you-too-busy-to-improve/
@DanteLore
2016-03-29 20:49 UTC
The @BBCStore is useless without Chromecast.
@DanteLore
2016-03-23 11:47 UTC
Wow! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35860814
@DanteLore
2016-03-22 13:35 UTC
Cube Drone - Scrum https://youtu.be/jNhRX-RBs_4 via @YouTube
@DanteLore
2016-03-20 19:40 UTC
This is the 1/4" #stick I just dug out of my #FACE over a #week after I crashed my #bike into a #hedge

#ohmygod
@DanteLore
2016-03-20 19:35 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK looks like one of my #regex #python #map #filter specials
@DanteLore
2016-03-19 08:33 UTC
RT @LeanKit: The latest post from @EverydayKanban - Why Vanity Metrics are Dangerous http://bit.ly/1Yta7dD #ITOps # https://t.co/T7J4KLR…
@DanteLore
2016-03-15 18:29 UTC
RT @icecrime: Happy ISO 8601 awareness day! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601
@DanteLore
2016-03-14 10:48 UTC
The #glamour and #excitement of working from home. Or garage.
@DanteLore
2016-03-12 18:37 UTC
Add to basket. Proceed to checkout. https://x.com/LandRoverFanClb/status/708612770577645568
@DanteLore
2016-03-12 07:48 UTC
Add to basket... https://x.com/LandRoverFanClb/status/708280609005821953
@DanteLore
2016-03-09 20:38 UTC
But still... money though.

People who get paid a fair whack no doubt like some passion and purpose but... money. https://x.com/MSFTBusinessUK/status/699291669733076992
@DanteLore
2016-03-07 23:47 UTC
One to add to the list? @CodeGorillaUK

#ha #ha #ha https://x.com/satyanadella/status/706962511493378048
@DanteLore
2016-03-07 18:56 UTC
Interesting, if only for the data!
http://ewulczyn.github.io/Wikipedia_Clickstream_Getting_Started/
https://datahub.io/dataset/wikipedia-clickstream
@DanteLore
2016-03-05 20:04 UTC
Using #fear to sell #BigData products. I guess it's an option... https://x.com/CiscoUKI/status/702480474380210176
@DanteLore
2016-03-05 19:55 UTC
Reminds me of a project at university. @rontana https://x.com/Mythic_Beasts/status/706148923363221505
@DanteLore
2016-03-02 18:36 UTC
Best presentation on being #agile I've seen in a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-BOSpxYJ9M
#disruptive #challenging #true
Thanks @pragdave
@DanteLore
2016-03-02 06:47 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Data is easier to manage than humans.
@DanteLore
2016-03-01 20:30 UTC
RT @Jason_Spacey: Leave university in shitloads of debt

Pay thousands in rent as you can't afford to buy

Work into your 70s

Die https://…
@DanteLore
2016-02-29 20:49 UTC
I think I work with these guys... https://x.com/PhilipCotan/status/649727545655476224
@DanteLore
2016-02-28 22:18 UTC
#dashboard covered
@DanteLore
2016-02-28 12:55 UTC
This #KPI is at risk. #redflag
@DanteLore
2016-02-28 09:30 UTC
Nice place for a coffee break!
@DanteLore
2016-02-26 20:36 UTC
RT @thoughtworks: #PerformanceTesting is an ongoing task throughout the life cycle of the project. http://thght.works/1S0pGsw https://t.co/rLe…
@DanteLore
2016-02-21 15:57 UTC
God save the garage
@DanteLore
2016-02-12 22:53 UTC
No match for @TheVortexATL
@DanteLore
2016-02-12 11:10 UTC
RT @tdaubign: Say " #agile " one more time.... http://buff.ly/23NoBJp
@DanteLore
2016-02-09 22:51 UTC
I just used the word "spindles" in an email and now I need a shower.

#spindles #iops @CodeGorillaUK
@DanteLore
2016-02-09 13:12 UTC
RT @thegrugq: The Linux user experience.
@DanteLore
2016-02-09 02:45 UTC
#atlast #earnedit
@DanteLore
2016-02-05 18:37 UTC
http://martinfowler.com/articles/feature-toggles.html
@DanteLore
2016-02-05 13:52 UTC
http://www.tvfoodmaps.com/s4/Man-v-Food/GA/Atlanta

#justsaying
@DanteLore
2016-02-05 06:50 UTC
RT @jubstuff: “a common misconception about #agile methods” http://buff.ly/1PyTISI
@DanteLore
2016-02-03 14:24 UTC
“The software engineer’s guide to asserting dominance in the workplace” by Daniel Wu https://medium.com/hacker-daily/the-software-engineer-s-guide-to-asserting-office-dominance-ddea7b598df7#.j49cs5msd
@DanteLore
2016-01-31 18:00 UTC
RT @drunkcod: "Designing" for reuse before use has been achived is just a very technical way of putting the cart before the horse.
@DanteLore
2016-01-29 23:12 UTC
RT @AgileFortune: "Working Software" is software that users are actually using. Until it's in use it is truly useless. ^ @WoodyZuill https:…
@DanteLore
2016-01-29 21:00 UTC
RT @hhariri: “In Java we don’t use the silly C# notation of prefixing every interface with an I. We suffix the default implementation with …
@DanteLore
2016-01-29 11:01 UTC
I thought I was alone in my T shirts get shorter over time. I'm not getting taller, it's science!
http://www.threadbase.com/unravelled
/cc @Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2016-01-28 19:57 UTC
RT @kdnuggets: Interesting visual showing how a decision tree makes classifications http://buff.ly/1nKTIV9 #D3js #MachineLearning https://…
@DanteLore
2016-01-27 06:50 UTC
RT @gislio: An important measure of your success as a Product Manager is whether your team wants to work with you again - @joshelman @LeanP…
@DanteLore
2016-01-25 22:30 UTC
This makesme happy. #MiniView https://youtu.be/mnqh8xhDh7Q
@DanteLore
2016-01-15 21:49 UTC
RT @ThePracticalDev: 2 unit tests. 0 integration tests
@DanteLore
2016-01-10 18:05 UTC
@Spuginowski #NowPlaying Emma by Dan Taylor ♫ http://spoti.fi/1UHeoYn
@DanteLore
2016-01-04 20:30 UTC
Wonder if he includes software engineers in that...

...or Fuzzy Wuzzies? https://x.com/TelegraphNews/status/683233413042548736
@DanteLore
2016-01-01 00:35 UTC
RT @big_ben_clock: BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
@DanteLore
2015-12-31 22:06 UTC
I solemnly swear I'll buy £10,000 worth of oak sideboards if I can make it to 2016 without having to watch another @OFLoakfurniture advert.
@DanteLore
2015-12-29 23:32 UTC
RT @verge: Disney made a tiny robot car that can drive up walls http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/29/10685710/disney-vertigo-robot-climbs-walls
@DanteLore
2015-12-29 23:29 UTC
@garminconnect how come you're not picking up my favourite segments any more?

https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/996715323/share/0?lang=en
@DanteLore
2015-12-28 22:01 UTC
RT @thoughtworks: Get ready to drive transformation and embrace disruption in 2016. Quote by @adrianco http://thght.works/1S79vqB https://t.c…
@DanteLore
2015-12-21 16:54 UTC
Hey @elastic @costinl how's the work going on this issue coming along? Can we expect a fix in the next few weeks? https://github.com/elastic/elasticsearch-hadoop/issues/276
@DanteLore
2015-12-17 21:10 UTC
RT @heidihelfand: This team turned their work area into a gingerbread house #agile @AppFolio
@DanteLore
2015-12-17 21:01 UTC
Hey, @elastic, when do we get basic features like named axes, configurable series colours and basic (non-aggregated) tables back in #kibana?
@DanteLore
2015-12-17 18:19 UTC
RT @arduino: #Arduino 101 and #Genuino 101 now Available in the #Arduino Stores http://bit.ly/1NVwchW @intel #Curie #video https://t.co/n…
@DanteLore
2015-12-17 18:13 UTC
#StarWarsTheForceAwakens #agile #InformationRadiator
@DanteLore
2015-12-15 16:45 UTC
I'm a #software #architect!

#layers, #indirection, #APIs, YEAH!

My #plugin #framework is totally #generic! OMFG!
@DanteLore
2015-12-08 21:07 UTC
#christmas
@DanteLore
2015-12-06 20:32 UTC
Who needs hot air on their feet? Pansies, that's who.
All about the de-mist.
#landrover #dashboard #restore
@DanteLore
2015-12-03 20:00 UTC
re.sub(re.compile('{\|([ \t\w="]+id="mytab"[ \t\w="]*)(.*?)\|}', re.DOTALL|re.MULTILINE), "{|\\1\n\\2\n|-\n| 5/5/15 || 1% || 6.3\n|}", text)
@DanteLore
2015-12-02 21:46 UTC
Balanced the heater blower with some copper sheet. #landrover #toptip
@DanteLore
2015-12-01 19:33 UTC
Are you mad as a crazy bat,
Spending all that on a thermostat?
Because with #hive you get the illusion of control

#IoT #idiots
@DanteLore
2015-12-01 17:57 UTC
python pwb.py replace -regex -multiline -dotall -summary:"Stuff" -page:Wiki_API "{\|(.*results.*)\|}" "{|\1\n|-\n|2015 || 99% || 206.1\n |}"
@DanteLore
2015-11-29 21:48 UTC
RT @SkyNews: Sir David Attenborough: "If you can put a man on the moon in ten years," you can create cheap renewable energy https://t.co/gQ…
@DanteLore
2015-11-27 19:42 UTC
#required #donotknowwhy https://x.com/hackaday/status/670301439017684992
@DanteLore
2015-11-27 19:34 UTC
One to try, @CodeGorillaUK https://x.com/timothep/status/670304848705888256
@DanteLore
2015-11-27 19:29 UTC
As a Briton working for an American company, I can honestly say that I'm #thankful for #Thanksgiving. #Thanks for two days of peace.
@DanteLore
2015-11-25 20:49 UTC
Is that a pancetta foam or did the chef just flob on my expensive dinner? #masterchefprofessionals
@DanteLore
2015-11-24 22:03 UTC
Brass band covers of 90's rave classics: Add to Christmas list. #potterythrowdown
@DanteLore
2015-11-24 15:54 UTC
RT @reubenbond: Most JS/Python/Ruby apps...
@DanteLore
2015-11-20 21:35 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Consensus is a rare and wonderful thing. It is also unnecessary for decision making.
@DanteLore
2015-11-20 21:02 UTC
RT @JosCreese: For those who struggle to visualise data volumes ....
@DanteLore
2015-11-19 21:15 UTC
Media statistical misrepresentation of the week: The Ecological Fallacy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecological_fallacy

#average
@DanteLore
2015-11-19 16:45 UTC
Private dining. This is how we roll UK-side. @CodeGorillaUK @dudehook
@DanteLore
2015-11-19 00:28 UTC
RT @danielhsloan: What happens if #Scrum and #Agile are misunderstood by an organization?
@DanteLore
2015-11-13 20:11 UTC
Most. relevant. article. evaar.

#agile #transformation https://x.com/AgileAlliance/status/665182761255325697
@DanteLore
2015-11-13 00:15 UTC
RT @wachtfogel: The Nine Principles of Agile Innovation http://bit.ly/1Maiqpw
#agile #innovation @EYnews
@DanteLore
2015-11-12 21:47 UTC
"So let's do it like they do on the @DiscoveryUK channel"
"What? Inside the mind of an Alaskan gold diver?... I give up"
@DanteLore
2015-11-12 21:38 UTC
"...so let's do it like they do on the @DiscoveryUK channel"

"What? Naked and afraid with @TheEddChina 's Alaskan bush people? No thanks."
@DanteLore
2015-11-12 21:30 UTC
"...so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"
"What? Catching crabs off Bear Grylls' Alaskan gold dredge? No thanks."
@DanteLore
2015-11-12 16:23 UTC
#waterfall is about doing a little planning with your eyes shut
#agile is about planning every day in possession of all the facts
#justsayin
@DanteLore
2015-11-10 11:46 UTC
There really is a #python library for everything... https://pypi.python.org/pypi/tabulate
@DanteLore
2015-11-09 23:45 UTC
More dashboard repairs. This is going to take all winter! #landrover
@DanteLore
2015-11-08 21:11 UTC
A person who writes PowerPoints like this doesn't deserve access to the till at McDonalds, let alone all our data!
https://theintercept.com/document/2015/09/25/social-anthropoid-briefing
@DanteLore
2015-11-08 20:53 UTC
ThoughtWorks agree with Dan: there's no one way to scale #agile but however you do it you must set a clear direction https://x.com/sdtimes/status/661896933355732992
@DanteLore
2015-11-05 21:53 UTC
Scary how much this looks like one of my slide decks.
I guess #GCHQ know that already. Still no job offers!
https://theintercept.com/document/2015/09/25/gchq-analytic-cloud-challenges
#bigdata
@DanteLore
2015-11-05 20:15 UTC
A dull #tool makes for a shoddy job. That goes for you too, #software engineers.

#agile
@DanteLore
2015-11-04 19:00 UTC
4yo daughter demonstrates how real life constraints change up-front designs. #evolutionary-design #agile #bornAgile
@DanteLore
2015-11-04 14:34 UTC
RT @newsthump: NEWS! Theresa May outlines plans to remove civil liberties before terrorists do http://bit.ly/1LPS0cC
@DanteLore
2015-11-03 20:16 UTC
RT @JoshuaKerievsky: Blogged: Modern Agile (https://www.industriallogic.com/blog/modern-agile/)
@DanteLore
2015-11-02 11:17 UTC
RT @thoughtworks: Don't build your team, grow it! by @rgdosul https://t.co/l0FODWW8Jo https://t.co/jQjSi4qXz1
@DanteLore
2015-10-31 11:25 UTC
Motion activated LED pumpkin anyone?
@DanteLore
2015-10-30 13:13 UTC
So freakin' #agile it's spooky. https://x.com/CodeGorillaUK/status/660047142761943040
@DanteLore
2015-10-29 22:13 UTC
Replacement #LandRover #Series3 heater blower motor from a VW Golf.

Custom housing took flipping hours!
@DanteLore
2015-10-29 22:04 UTC
Thinking of turning down a big lump of nylon on the lathe?

Think aluminium.
@DanteLore
2015-10-27 23:23 UTC
At least the garage looks slightly tidier than usual.
@DanteLore
2015-10-27 23:21 UTC
I'd feel better about starting to restore this dashboard if it wasn't from a defender...

#wrong #landrover #fail
@DanteLore
2015-10-26 20:25 UTC
Ancient D-cell in heater matrix caused rot. Now patched, treated and painted.

#landrover better than #work.
@DanteLore
2015-09-29 18:06 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK why don't we just throw all the data into ES and use kibana to see how fast it would be for in-demand? Could try next sprint.
@DanteLore
2015-09-28 18:11 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Q: "If you don't call people resources, then what do you call them?"

A: "People"

#agile #scrum
@DanteLore
2015-09-27 14:07 UTC
Wonder what key 204 unlocked on RAF Boscombe Down?

Some relics from the heater duct.

#series3 #landrover #mod
@DanteLore
2015-09-26 18:45 UTC
Scared? Perhaps.

Smug that we handle almost as much data per day? Yup!

http://interc.pt/1G6t4Zv

#bigdata #smallmorals
@DanteLore
2015-09-25 21:23 UTC
Looking forward to another £600 pay cut thanks to @David_Cameron ditching free school meals. Supporting hard working people as usual. Thanks
@DanteLore
2015-09-23 21:29 UTC
Wish I didn't understand the pressure some poor #vw engineer was under to code a cheat into their software. I wonder how many weren't caught
@DanteLore
2015-09-21 19:21 UTC
If you don't like your team acting like kids, stop acting like you're their dad.

#boss #tips
@DanteLore
2015-09-13 15:46 UTC
Sometimes it's better not to look. #landrover #rust #dashboard
@DanteLore
2015-09-13 07:39 UTC
RT @matthewcobb: Battle to save historic rail line that heralded the age of science. MOSI and the Ordsall Chord. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/13/network-rail-under-fire-ordsall-chord-liverpool-manchester-line
@DanteLore
2015-09-12 12:49 UTC
#aleface
@DanteLore
2015-09-11 20:58 UTC
.@CBeebiesHQ without you guys, my 4yo daughter's literacy and numeracy wouldn't be at the level they are today. Please don't go. @BBC
@DanteLore
2015-09-11 20:43 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: BBC: Save the CBeebies TV channel! - Sign the Petition! https://www.change.org/p/bbc-save-the-cbeebies-tv-channel?recruiter=false&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive via @UKChange
@DanteLore
2015-09-07 15:15 UTC
Just booked my ticket for Newbury Beer Festival. Social highlight of 2015. /cc @CodeGorillaUK @rontana @PsySec0 @fran_c_is @HairyWelly #beer
@DanteLore
2015-09-07 14:27 UTC
One for you @PsySec0 ? @CodeGorillaUK and I will be in Dallas. One eyed Ian might be up for it too. https://x.com/skillsmatter/status/640888611223797760
@DanteLore
2015-09-04 13:58 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Our little genius #4yearsold #bighero6 @DanteLore #wasabiismissing
@DanteLore
2015-09-04 08:40 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Rather than add rules - Cheat less. #agile #scrum #process
@DanteLore
2015-09-03 15:16 UTC
Feeling a bit right wing? Try explaining any political situation to a 4-year-old. Problem solved.
@DanteLore
2015-09-03 09:12 UTC
RT @footyramblings: Six days apart. Go fuck yourself @DailyMailUK
@DanteLore
2015-09-01 15:27 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK finished all the stories... YET?
@DanteLore
2015-09-01 15:18 UTC
#firstworldproblems
@DanteLore
2015-08-30 13:18 UTC
RT @engineporntv: https://vine.co/v/eIr7r5z7aKY
@DanteLore
2015-08-27 10:16 UTC
It's possible that Mapshaper is the best product in the world of open source mapping. #awesome #gis #maps #shapefiles
http://mapshaper.org/
@DanteLore
2015-08-25 20:14 UTC
Awesome product, awesome team, awesome technology. #justsaying #owntrumpet https://x.com/ViaviSolutions/status/636259340085788672
@DanteLore
2015-08-25 17:48 UTC
Here's another great #gis tool for all the #map developers out there...

http://geojsonlint.com/
@DanteLore
2015-08-25 13:00 UTC
Well, this is awesome...

http://colorbrewer2.org/

#maps #gis
@DanteLore
2015-08-20 18:11 UTC
If only people could expend as much effort thinking for themselves as they do trying to get me to decide for them.
#worldwouldbeabetterplace
@DanteLore
2015-08-17 21:08 UTC
Seriously? Two single duvets? No sheet? What is this? The dark ages?

Might as well sleep under a bridge.
@DanteLore
2015-08-17 20:32 UTC
All those things would be on daughters to-do list...
Along with lego, biking, climbing trees and flying jet packs... https://x.com/PrimlyStable/status/632601426506719232
@DanteLore
2015-08-17 14:07 UTC
An article about my specialty, and my favourite sort of engineer.

http://www.aaronstannard.com/engineers-from-scratch/
@DanteLore
2015-08-16 21:02 UTC
I'm so down on your advice right now, agile community.

#agile #scrum #justsaying
@DanteLore
2015-08-11 20:18 UTC
RT @codinghorror: Could be worse. Could be FileMatrix. http://weblogs.asp.net/alex_papadimoulis/146784
@DanteLore
2015-08-10 21:15 UTC
.@BBC 4: did you get a computer to narrate this atom bomb documentary? Such a contrast to the excellent #InsideSellafield doc before!
@DanteLore
2015-08-10 16:29 UTC
Gift idea! @Spuginowski https://x.com/ShortList/status/630769426766413824
@DanteLore
2015-08-05 13:39 UTC
Ramp up through the brown bags to drive specific use cases going forward
@DanteLore
2015-08-02 19:13 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK where did you put that spark submit batch file?
@DanteLore
2015-08-02 18:47 UTC
Somebody hung washing in my office!
@DanteLore
2015-07-30 20:55 UTC
Here's some inspiration for you, @CodeGorillaUK
@DanteLore
2015-07-28 20:26 UTC
The pumpkin is totally climbing the bay tree. It's like a vegetarian's oven-ready wet dream out there.
@DanteLore
2015-07-22 21:03 UTC
Absolutely terrible service at @TheNewburyPub tonight. Won't be back. Ever.
@DanteLore
2015-07-19 15:22 UTC
Try explaining this icon to a four-year-old.

We're not in 1996 any more.
@DanteLore
2015-07-19 12:02 UTC
Scalatra is great. @PsySec0 @CodeGorillaUK
@DanteLore
2015-07-18 20:04 UTC
Greenham Sunset
@DanteLore
2015-07-14 21:22 UTC
Photos of Pluto
Should help add perspective to
Tawdry life complaints https://x.com/NASANewHorizons/status/621042857185558528
@DanteLore
2015-07-12 17:29 UTC
RT @pomeranian99: "The Computer Girls," a 1967 Cosmopolitan piece about a weird new field, programming, that was dominated by women. http:/…
@DanteLore
2015-07-10 18:31 UTC
With great awesome come great headache.
@DanteLore
2015-07-08 15:09 UTC
#Stickman at @Thehexagon was pretty awesome! Great fun, loved the music...

...4 year old enjoyed it too!
@DanteLore
2015-07-06 23:14 UTC
Power Point induced midnight alcoholism
@DanteLore
2015-07-03 21:26 UTC
Recognising a Bad User Interface at First Glance | A variety of (dis)information http://www.hadermann.be/blog/134/recognising-a-bad-user-interface-at-first-glance/ via @phadermann
@DanteLore
2015-07-02 14:00 UTC
I am literally #dripping in #vacancies for #jobs in #bigdata #hadoop #spark #scala #java #telecoms in our #newbury office: 6 roles 35 - 70k
@DanteLore
2015-07-02 12:39 UTC
The search for Big Datasets takes you to some very strange corners of the internet: http://mtgjson.com/
@DanteLore
2015-06-29 19:57 UTC
A world where synthetic #humans are a reality, yet searching web pages involves displaying the Internet, one site at a time, on screen.
@DanteLore
2015-06-27 11:07 UTC
April fool's day...?

...oh no, they're going to make you pay for it. #normalserviceresumed https://x.com/hhariri/status/614749658263519232
@DanteLore
2015-06-26 20:22 UTC
They don't. They should. https://x.com/AgileDevs/status/614528629867945984
@DanteLore
2015-06-26 20:17 UTC
@CookandButcher a pair of absolutely stunning ribeyes. Thanks!
@DanteLore
2015-06-26 19:52 UTC
#marbling #saturatedfat @PsySec0
@DanteLore
2015-06-26 08:25 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK fancy another trip to #Lithuania w/c 20th July?
@DanteLore
2015-06-18 22:29 UTC
Great thing about rail replacement buses is that they get paid regardless
So they don't check tickets
Which is good when you don't have one.
@DanteLore
2015-06-17 19:02 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: Empowerment is not a synonym for Chaos. Especially around organisational change. #agile #scrum
@DanteLore
2015-06-16 19:19 UTC
Interested in earning half the market rate for a junior software engineer? Look no further! I predict showers. https://x.com/metoffice/status/607853586823847936
@DanteLore
2015-06-16 19:12 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK I'm no expert, but I'd guess that our resident agile gurus would say something about Yu Fuk Shu or something at this stage.
@DanteLore
2015-06-13 20:47 UTC
17mph average on the "Pickle Stench Track" and 6.9mph up "Greenham Common Hill". #boom #pb #timestwo
@DanteLore
2015-06-13 18:47 UTC
The biggest barrier to career development is forgetting to ensure everyone who works for you could do your job better than you
#unpromotable
@DanteLore
2015-06-13 18:41 UTC
Sometimes I feel a lot like John Commonsense! | ThoughtWorks - http://go.shr.lc/1KN2qtZ
@DanteLore
2015-06-11 21:27 UTC
15 miles, 1180 calories
#myhour #fatbloke #rubbish #notevenanhour
@DanteLore
2015-06-11 15:46 UTC
Wonder how @HairyWelly and the gang are getting on with their call testing...?
@DanteLore
2015-06-09 19:53 UTC
Needing a beer the night *before* planning is a new scrum low for me...
@DanteLore
2015-06-08 19:17 UTC
Jesus Christ, Twitter, I don't give two iShits about Apple. Isn't anything else happening?
@DanteLore
2015-06-07 08:13 UTC
On Managing Developers http://tcrn.ch/1GfpZcU via @techcrunch
@DanteLore
2015-06-06 21:23 UTC
Not sure what I'll do in the evenings when I don't have this metrics build to fight with.
#sonar #dotcover #teamcity #codequality #pain
@DanteLore
2015-06-05 20:06 UTC
@PsySec0 I remembered: ETL memory much better but still high (5-10GB). Did we try using structs not objects for the aggregation bin jobbies?
@DanteLore
2015-06-05 18:35 UTC
I think the colour choice is pretty damn awesome!
@DanteLore
2015-06-04 21:42 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Pick your battles. Let some things go.
@DanteLore
2015-06-04 18:06 UTC
Omnia mirifica sunt
@DanteLore
2015-06-03 18:32 UTC
Management, like politics, is just a case of saying the right things to make the right things happen. Justice and truth don't enter into it.
@DanteLore
2015-05-29 17:10 UTC
http://five.sentenc.es would be a great policy for our workplace!
@DanteLore
2015-05-29 16:45 UTC
Yo Sushi is an enlightening taste of the Japanese cost of living, right here in the Uk!
@DanteLore
2015-05-25 18:46 UTC
Working from home would be much easier if I could get better than 200Kbps over our #shoddy #vpn
@DanteLore
2015-05-24 20:06 UTC
Beautiful evening for setting up a metrics build...
@DanteLore
2015-05-24 18:42 UTC
@HairyWelly what was that remote desktop tool called?
@DanteLore
2015-05-19 20:10 UTC
RT @leisa: Your job [in agile teams] is not to build more faster, but to build less crap, says @jeffpatton
@DanteLore
2015-05-18 11:58 UTC
@jetbrains how can I make @intellijidea build to the same place as #sbt so that my cucumber tests work in the IDE and on the command line?
@DanteLore
2015-05-18 11:52 UTC
@jetbrains how can I structure a Scala project in @intellijidea so that cucumber tests work in the IDE and with "sbt test"

#annoying #issue
@DanteLore
2015-05-13 23:19 UTC
That's why we're going shopping for graduates this year.

#grooming https://x.com/CodeGorillaUK/status/598229074893504515
@DanteLore
2015-05-13 23:18 UTC
Build status history page for the #informationradiator
#continuousintegration #continuousimprovement #agile #late
@DanteLore
2015-05-09 22:01 UTC
It's not #scrum it's #kanban. There's not been a sprint demo in the first 6 episodes.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
@DanteLore
2015-05-09 20:27 UTC
I have found a new role model...
@DanteLore
2015-05-08 10:08 UTC
On the plus side, some awesome data visualisation from the @BBC last night. https://x.com/tomhannen/status/596613657833971712
@DanteLore
2015-05-06 17:53 UTC
Worth a look @CodeGorillaUK (Free) - July 13, 6:30pm | Conway's Law & Reverse Conway's Law | https://skillsmatter.com/meetups/7175-conways-law-and-reverse-conways-law "
@DanteLore
2015-05-05 21:07 UTC
Making prop spinners on the lathe by hand is an exercise in pure tedium and beautiful futility. #paternityleave #zen
@DanteLore
2015-05-04 17:28 UTC
Am I supposed to be watching Star Trek today?
Live long and September
You are and always will be Aug 26
It's worse than that he's March Jim
@DanteLore
2015-05-01 16:42 UTC
Seriously Crows, be afraid.
@DanteLore
2015-04-30 19:44 UTC
RT @agile_memes: It's not just me, right? #noestimates
@DanteLore
2015-04-27 12:20 UTC
RT @Metcalficus: I'm an uncle again! Congratulations to wor kid @Spuginowski & @DanteLore. Although with three divas now in the house I fea…
@DanteLore
2015-04-27 10:22 UTC
Such a lovely day. Think I might take the next couple of weeks off.
@DanteLore
2015-04-26 21:01 UTC
Big mini-quad crashes at the airbase today... and only two props and a spinner lost! https://youtu.be/9DqcIPKaxfk
@DanteLore
2015-04-26 13:17 UTC
This little mini quad is epic. Super fast, super solid. Awesome fun! #miniquad #ohmydaze
@DanteLore
2015-04-24 09:21 UTC
Slides from yesterday's #CWBigData presentation for @cambwireless. Very enjoyable day.
http://cwbackoffice.co.uk/Presentation/BigDataSIG_23.04.15_DanTaylor.pdf
@DanteLore
2015-04-23 15:15 UTC
RT @PsySec0: @CodeGorillaUK @DanteLore another view of the live #spark demo #CWBigData
@DanteLore
2015-04-23 15:15 UTC
RT @CodeGorillaUK: Live #spark demo from @DanteLore at #CWBigData
@DanteLore
2015-04-20 23:02 UTC
I made me a #miniquad
http://logicalgenetics.com/super-quick-mini-quad/
@DanteLore
2015-04-19 14:40 UTC
Weekend scratch-built 250-class carbon mini quad. Seems pretty tough after garden based testing!

#quad #scratchbuild
@DanteLore
2015-04-16 18:31 UTC
中国快递网站混淆 #justsaying
@DanteLore
2015-04-13 19:00 UTC
Will the @garminconnect dashboard and my obsession with #data #visualisation motivate me to cycle more this year?
@DanteLore
2015-04-10 22:13 UTC
Old email to self. #confused
---
65 long
48 wide
Jobbies 8cm wide 28 long
Front right jobbie faces back. Rear left faces forward
---
@DanteLore
2015-04-09 17:25 UTC
Sometimes your daughter wins "Star of the Week", sometimes she draws a pair of purple knickers on herself with permanent marker. #fatherhood
@DanteLore
2015-04-09 08:19 UTC
New tyres made me 2mph faster on average. #bikenerd #slicks #60psi
@DanteLore
2015-04-06 19:47 UTC
RT @humbledaisy: @shayman @cmdr_hadfield yoniweisbrod: How standards proliferate // ht @deeplinkme
@DanteLore
2015-04-06 19:34 UTC
Thanks to @spuginowski I could track the distance I cycled with Emma today with my new present! https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/738993402/share/0?lang=en
@DanteLore
2015-04-04 17:43 UTC
Even chicken pox can't ruin this bit of my birthday party!
@DanteLore
2015-03-31 15:07 UTC
So near, and yet so jobserver.

#spark #jobserver #depression
@DanteLore
2015-03-30 14:14 UTC
Softplay with daughter is roughly 100x more tiring than a 22 mile cycle through mud. #official
@DanteLore
2015-03-30 09:43 UTC
Made it as far as Kintbury before the tow path became too muddy to cycle. Last cycling Monday for a while. 24 miles.
@DanteLore
2015-03-29 21:07 UTC
RT @VisitAvebury: Putting the clock forward at #Avebury Stone Circle: @NTSouthWest repositioning the stones for British Summer Time. http:/…
@DanteLore
2015-03-27 21:37 UTC
#spark #streaming #etl pulling #protobuf records from #storm via #kafka to put into #hbase. My #bigdata CV should get me 10 extra grand now.
@DanteLore
2015-03-27 15:23 UTC
Oh, so there was an intelliJ plugin for protobufs all along. Deep joy.

/cc @CodeGorillaUK
@DanteLore
2015-03-26 16:12 UTC
Really enjoying using #intellij today. @jetbrains
@DanteLore
2015-03-23 11:18 UTC
Pleasant morning bike ride much better than work! 12.5/22 miles done. Roughly.
@DanteLore
2015-03-21 12:44 UTC
@GetFPV any clues when the QAV250 ARF is going to be available?? Looks awesome!
@DanteLore
2015-03-20 16:22 UTC
Could be worse!
@DanteLore
2015-03-19 15:25 UTC
@Meantimeman tomorrow afternoon booked off. See you around lunchtime!

@Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2015-03-18 19:30 UTC
Tweet vague truisms
Platitudes and some clichés
Then add some hashtags.

#agile #philosophy #sage #wise #haiku #twitter #genius
@DanteLore
2015-03-18 19:23 UTC
Be careful what you wish for...
@DanteLore
2015-03-18 18:34 UTC
Sometimes the right thing to do is not the easiest, the most fun or the thing you want to do.
So what's so damned "right" about it?
#agile
@DanteLore
2015-03-16 19:48 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Monday night family dinner, where else but @giraffetweet #reading @DanteLore http://t.co/VgWU4zgYxG
@DanteLore
2015-03-16 15:15 UTC
15 miles on the bike this morning (off road y'know) had left me incapable of keeping up with the pace of soft play. #livelongerasabadfather
@DanteLore
2015-03-16 12:46 UTC
Yet another great #miniquad also out of stock!

http://www.minihquad.com/frames/mini-h-quad/blackout-mini-h-quad-arf-bundle

This is getting silly!
@DanteLore
2015-03-15 23:50 UTC
Alternative birthday present idea...

http://www.getfpv.com/qav250-mini-fpv-quadcopter-arf.html

Also on backorder.
#badtimes #wotnominiquads
@DanteLore
2015-03-15 20:11 UTC
Comic awesomeness
Marmalade sandwiches too
Paddington is great!

#haiku #review #whooptidoo
@DanteLore
2015-03-13 11:46 UTC
Do we need a WIP limit or just Chuck Norris? @CodeGorillaUK @PsySec0 #kanban #agile
@DanteLore
2015-03-12 16:54 UTC
The #Devil and all his works. #Kaunas #Lithuania
@DanteLore
2015-03-11 21:32 UTC
Final bit of #Kaunas tourism add independence day draws to a close. #Lithuania
@DanteLore
2015-03-11 13:00 UTC
RT @CodeGorillaUK: A JAR of beer for @DanteLore in #Kaunas
@DanteLore
2015-03-11 12:34 UTC
More #Kaunas #Tourism
@DanteLore
2015-03-11 10:58 UTC
Greetings from #Lithuania #Kaunas #workinghard #agile
@DanteLore
2015-03-10 16:25 UTC
Greetings from #Lithuania #Lithuania... Home of the finest communist parking in Europe!
@DanteLore
2015-03-10 15:08 UTC
THE PLANNING MEETING:

PRODUCT OWNER: These are my dreams
DEVELOPER: Your dreams are my nightmares
[EXIT STAGE LEFT]
@DanteLore
2015-03-09 14:22 UTC
Bristol airport is like a motorway service station with planes and beer. Through security in 5 mins though, so not complaining!
@DanteLore
2015-03-08 20:50 UTC
RT @scott_kerr: Great illustration explaining Minimum Viable Product: Build a slice across, instead of one layer at a time #UX http://t.co/…
@DanteLore
2015-03-08 20:36 UTC
For my birthday, please can I have: http://xhover.com/collections/frames/products/arf-mxp230-elite-pre-order @Spuginowski @xhoverllc
@DanteLore
2015-03-05 17:30 UTC
@scoobysteph1 stalky stalky
@DanteLore
2015-03-05 17:09 UTC
RT @thoughtworks: .@martinfowler explores the term "data lake" in new post. #BigData #Hadoop - http://thght.works/1El8ciO
@DanteLore
2015-02-28 15:31 UTC
@richardharlen are you and/or any other snell people meeting Pete in reading tonight?
@DanteLore
2015-02-26 16:22 UTC
What an interesting looking talk!
http://www.cambridgewireless.co.uk/events/article/default.aspx?objid=48262
@cambwireless #CWBigData
@DanteLore
2015-02-25 12:23 UTC
Fancy a job in #bigdata #hadoop http://www.cambridgewireless.co.uk/jobs/article/default.aspx?objid=48606
@DanteLore
2015-02-18 20:09 UTC
New #avios rates only any good if you're first class. Last time I insist on flying @British_Airways for business...

#economy #blues
@DanteLore
2015-02-18 15:22 UTC
Hope the team are enjoying planning as much as I'm enjoying sitting on the sofa drinking lemsip and watching How It's Made. #agile
@DanteLore
2015-02-14 00:48 UTC
How have I managed to live 37 years without Bose nose canceling headphones? So much for Sennheiser. Pah!

#silence
@DanteLore
2015-02-13 23:52 UTC
Farewell to Danvar and Springston. Far less sand and salvage than I was expecting.

@hughhowey
@DanteLore
2015-02-13 16:57 UTC
You know what they say: When in Colorado, drop £200 in some Bose QC25's. It's pretty much the law.

Off to Best Buy we go... hopefully...
@DanteLore
2015-02-13 04:24 UTC
Pro: Massive bison ribeye steak and bottle of plonk
Con: Everywhere closed by 9pm
Double Con: No hotel bar

Welcome to Colorado Springs.
@DanteLore
2015-02-13 01:34 UTC
Big organisations make sensible people do stupid things.
@DanteLore
2015-02-11 18:36 UTC
The North Star has led me to a land with scenery. I get to see this view for three minutes each morning.
@DanteLore
2015-02-10 19:00 UTC
This is how I'm feeling about a synergistic platform today.

https://x.com/bonniegrrl/status/565038228189630464/photo/1"
@DanteLore
2015-02-10 00:57 UTC
"@ThatsEarth: Barbados: Wake up early and go watch the horses swim. " one for you, @Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2015-02-09 22:16 UTC
The North Star has brought me to a strange land.
@DanteLore
2015-02-09 10:13 UTC
Following the North Star on a pilgrimage... erm... west to Colorado Springs.
@DanteLore
2015-02-05 12:02 UTC
#Awesome bit of #data #visualization

A Day in the Life of an NYC Taxi: Data Visualization by @chris_whong http://nyctaxi.herokuapp.com #dataviz
@DanteLore
2015-02-04 15:20 UTC
"Where-wheres are always and" said the @CodeGorillaUK and we were shocked to find we all understood him. #hbase #bigdata
@DanteLore
2015-01-28 10:50 UTC
Fancy a #job as a #bigdata #analytics #hadoop developer in the fair town of #Newbury?

...cos I got two: one #Principal one senior.
@DanteLore
2015-01-25 13:22 UTC
RT @HairyWelly: @DanteLore http://youtu.be/OPFP05QPX-s
@DanteLore
2015-01-24 18:18 UTC
Strange goings on in #Thatcham #cemetery tonight... #spooky
@DanteLore
2015-01-23 21:29 UTC
"@_youhadonejob: Groom wanted. https://x.com/_youhadonejob/status/558710032058306560/photo/1" story of my life
@DanteLore
2015-01-22 15:56 UTC
The words #agile and #architecture are self-justifying and toxic terms - like religion when they fall into the wrong hands...
@DanteLore
2015-01-17 17:52 UTC
I really need more practice at this welding lark!
@DanteLore
2015-01-16 18:55 UTC
The single biggest barrier to building #software products is the massive ego of senior #managers.

If you disagree, buy your manager a pint!
@DanteLore
2015-01-13 19:27 UTC
Gormless deployment stifles #innovation. When you've built some enterprise software, send the cleverest people to get it working on site.
@DanteLore
2015-01-13 19:23 UTC
And you'd like us to spec a server where our unfinished solution can process your unknown data? No problem! Gandalf is mailing the PDF now.
@DanteLore
2015-01-13 19:18 UTC
Sure! You can have a deployment guide for the product we haven't built yet! It's just being printed by the magical elves in bullshit forest.
@DanteLore
2015-01-11 17:08 UTC
Fitting middle and rear exhaust sections to a #series3 #landrover is a 1 or 2 spanner job...

Or three if you have a DIY downpipe and 200TDi
@DanteLore
2015-01-09 19:46 UTC
Dark night stalks Thatcham;
Wind made cycle speed record;
Now where is my steak?
@DanteLore
2015-01-08 14:37 UTC
100% of all release management #versioning #integration problems are caused by developers. Customers don't have #branching strategies.
@DanteLore
2015-01-06 13:21 UTC
#Weld #porn http://imgur.com/gallery/lPBkx via @imgur
@DanteLore
2015-01-02 17:42 UTC
Finally found a decent description of pattern matching and case classes in #scala http://www.artima.com/pins1ed/case-classes-and-pattern-matching.html
@DanteLore
2015-01-02 15:10 UTC
Best day at work ever. #2015 #awesome
@DanteLore
2015-01-01 12:05 UTC
Add to basket. #wishlist #kitcar "@BLOODHOUND_SSC http://bit.ly/1D76SxS via @PopMech "
@DanteLore
2014-12-31 11:20 UTC
Well there's your problem... #landrover #exhaust
@DanteLore
2014-12-31 09:54 UTC
Behold! The new #battery! 750 cold cranking amps, deep cycle, spillproof, heavy duty #awesomeness.
@DanteLore
2014-12-30 22:05 UTC
Persistence Ignorance is overrated...
There. I said it.
#programming #dirty #thoughts
@DanteLore
2014-12-30 21:55 UTC
RT @CompSciFact: "First make it work. Then make it work better."
@DanteLore
2014-12-29 18:01 UTC
The problem with having a 34 year old exhaust is... well... snapping off. #landrover #noisy
@DanteLore
2014-12-28 21:02 UTC
Testing my Christmas present in the garage. At night. #solar #noir
@DanteLore
2014-12-27 11:32 UTC
This is why I had a child! #lego
@DanteLore
2014-12-26 20:15 UTC
Life is on hold for an hour while @RichardEGrant shows us round some hotels. #blissful #elegant #vegetables
@DanteLore
2014-12-26 13:00 UTC
#boom
@DanteLore
2014-12-25 18:45 UTC
I must have been good this year then! https://x.com/_youhadonejob/status/548149221451640832/photo/1
@DanteLore
2014-12-25 11:43 UTC
#Christmas #cooking underway
@DanteLore
2014-12-24 16:09 UTC
After a mere 5 hours work, the #turkey is #stuffed and oven ready. Plus #ham, #veg, #chestnuts and #sprouts prepared!
@DanteLore
2014-12-23 16:22 UTC
Just uninstalled #Facebook from my phone. Feeling extremely #liberated and slightly #rebellious... Weird.
@DanteLore
2014-12-22 22:41 UTC
try {
new Godus().run();
}
catch {
tweet("#godus crashed");

new Minecraft().run();
tweet("#minecraft didn't");
}
@DanteLore
2014-12-22 22:35 UTC
10 Run #Godus
20 #Godus crash
30 GOTO 10
rem #BooHoo @22Cans I was just about to build the ark too...
@DanteLore
2014-12-22 19:26 UTC
RT @UdiDahan: I've seen this SO many times it actually hurts RT @raganwald The most seductive antipattern in software development: https://…
@DanteLore
2014-12-22 16:53 UTC
I my mind, and perhaps the mind of @jwskene, this will always be known as a "Cuban Lunch"
@DanteLore
2014-12-20 16:36 UTC
Finally completed the #landrover #painting project. The Duke looks much better with his #welded and #repainted #step!
@DanteLore
2014-12-19 17:54 UTC
Season's Greetings form Data Science
@DanteLore
2014-12-18 21:11 UTC
This #apple documentary is sickening. Not because of the #injustice in China but because of their #pompous, #elitist #branding. #bellends
@DanteLore
2014-12-18 07:37 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: I can confirm @DanteLore that @NetflixUK do answer some people's #tweets, I guess they just don't like your face #netflix …
@DanteLore
2014-12-15 22:13 UTC
Wonder if @netflix or @NetflixUK will ever tell me when the next Grimm will arrive on #Netflix in the uk?
@DanteLore
2014-12-15 17:27 UTC
This week I will be mostly Learning #Scala http://joelabrahamsson.com/learning-scala/ #spark #bigdata
@DanteLore
2014-12-11 22:39 UTC
@NetflixUK when will Grimm season 3 be available in the UK?
@DanteLore
2014-12-11 13:54 UTC
Christmas prize must be in the bag now @CodeGorillaUK
@DanteLore
2014-12-10 16:49 UTC
#Christmas hits the #office
@DanteLore
2014-12-08 14:27 UTC
#unkempt #bush #trim
@DanteLore
2014-12-07 19:03 UTC
If only I had more garage space... and cash! #inspired
http://adventure-ev.com/?p=534
@DanteLore
2014-12-07 16:45 UTC
RT @abt_programming: Code comments
via @nzkoz
@DanteLore
2014-12-06 22:35 UTC
And a great tutorial for making the #raspberrypi to stream video #quickly

http://petrkout.com/electronics/low-latency-0-4-s-video-streaming-from-raspberry-pi-mjpeg-streamer-opencv/
@DanteLore
2014-12-06 20:58 UTC
Great tutorial on getting the #raspberrypi to stream video

http://blog.miguelgrinberg.com/post/how-to-build-and-run-mjpg-streamer-on-the-raspberry-pi
@DanteLore
2014-11-29 20:11 UTC
RT @DavidJUlschmid: Good design ~ Eliot Noyes #design #quote #function #materials #production #expression
@DanteLore
2014-11-27 13:28 UTC
Not happy about celebrating #thanksgiving in the UK. Mini doughnuts this year, smallpox blankets next year...
@DanteLore
2014-11-24 21:39 UTC
first picture with the new raspberry pi camera. That was easy!
@DanteLore
2014-11-24 18:23 UTC
Introducing an #agile process is a step change: whether you use #jira #TFS or simple #post-its, you *will* overshoot.
@DanteLore
2014-11-22 23:55 UTC
Iceland: for people who wouldn't be upset by the unexpected appearance of Peter Andre's prawn ring during a three bird roast.
@DanteLore
2014-11-21 02:05 UTC
In Chicago. No time to buy gin. Sorry @Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2014-11-20 18:25 UTC
Great night watching my first #nba basketball game. Incredible last-second win for the home team #Pacers #Indy
@DanteLore
2014-11-20 05:52 UTC
@British_Airways plus I can't find a phone number that will work in the USA. Very disappointed in your service.
@DanteLore
2014-11-20 05:51 UTC
@British_Airways your online checkin is broken, it won't let me choose seats for my ORD-LHR flight. Only IND-ORD leg. Tired and frustrated.
@DanteLore
2014-11-19 17:04 UTC
Never trust anyone with a #cloud in their #powerpoint
@DanteLore
2014-11-19 11:04 UTC
They made Mister Toothbrush a little bed. How nice!
@DanteLore
2014-11-18 19:42 UTC
Think I might have accidentally arrived at the 2014 Remedial PowerPoint Users Convention. Some absolutely shocking slides being thrown up.
@DanteLore
2014-11-18 19:27 UTC
How ever bad life seems, be thankful you don't work in broadband quality assurance...
@DanteLore
2014-11-18 19:23 UTC
I've been in Indianapolis for almost 24 hours now, and this is all I've seen of the city! #worksucks
@DanteLore
2014-11-14 16:45 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: My favourite Polish saying:
@DanteLore
2014-11-10 21:45 UTC
Bit of soldering tonight. Think the regulator might need beefing up! #hot #raspirobot @sparkfun @coolcomponents
@DanteLore
2014-11-10 09:42 UTC
@hortonworks when do we get an MSI for HDP 2.2? Is there a preview to download somewhere?
@DanteLore
2014-11-08 21:20 UTC
Best free fireworks in West Berkshire #thatchamfireworks but WHY did you have to keep us standing in a muddy field so long?
@DanteLore
2014-11-06 22:12 UTC
RT @CompSciFact: Goodhart's law: When a metric becomes a target, it ceases to be a good metric.
@DanteLore
2014-11-05 23:15 UTC
If I have seen so far, it is only because I have been submitting patent applications containing the slightly altered ideas of giants
@DanteLore
2014-11-05 20:59 UTC
Just ordered three more @hughhowey books (Dust, Shift and Sand) having fallen head-over-heels for the dystopian beauty of Silo 18. #stunning
@DanteLore
2014-11-05 13:45 UTC
#BonfireNight #InformationRadiator #Agile #Scrum #GuyFawkes https://vine.co/v/OemQilV2pT1
@DanteLore
2014-11-04 21:19 UTC
#attached
#riveting
#landrover
#helicopter
#groundstart
#badge
@DanteLore
2014-11-04 20:12 UTC
It's officially winter. #cold #cycle
@DanteLore
2014-11-03 21:47 UTC
Old and new helicopter charging flaps. Thanks to the #motherinlaw. #landrover #helicopter #support #vehicle #RAF
@DanteLore
2014-11-03 21:44 UTC
Finished the badge for the back. Looks ok from a distance...
If you can see the smudges you're too close!
#landrover
@DanteLore
2014-11-03 17:20 UTC
#Players in the #ecosystem need to #adapt to the #paradigm...

I think we can all #get #behind #that.
@DanteLore
2014-10-31 16:05 UTC
#informationradiator #halloween https://vine.co/v/OOaiwY6jdqY
@DanteLore
2014-10-31 15:19 UTC
#bigdata technology of the day is...
The Beowulf Cluster.
#retro #awesomeness
@DanteLore
2014-10-30 18:57 UTC
#halloween #pumpkin #led #designed by #daughter
@DanteLore
2014-10-30 16:00 UTC
Building #hadoop on Windows is disgustingly complex. I'm at the back of the cross platform apartheid bus. Why can't they build an installer?
@DanteLore
2014-10-30 12:07 UTC
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day (and moan that he wanted chips and mushy peas too)...
@DanteLore
2014-10-30 09:56 UTC
@ApacheDrill how do I set up multicast on my network to allow drillbits to communicate?
@DanteLore
2014-10-26 12:32 UTC
Step renewal project nearing completion. Might have to wait til summer for a chance to paint the rear end and attach!
@DanteLore
2014-10-25 12:29 UTC
Robot Daughter @daftpunk_com
@DanteLore
2014-10-20 20:17 UTC
Welding in tight spots without a mask (eyes averted and closed of course) has given me a nasty sun burn on my neck. #ouch #idiot
@DanteLore
2014-10-19 15:27 UTC
Sharing some Princess stories with 'Bella' the pink pumpkin. #halloween #make #leds #princesses
@DanteLore
2014-10-17 09:36 UTC
BOSS: "You need to change me from a Dinosaur to a Cheerleader"

DAN: "Erm... like this?"
@DanteLore
2014-10-16 16:21 UTC
Be careful what you wish for.
@DanteLore
2014-10-15 14:06 UTC
#everything is #better with #beer! #agile #scrum #sprint9 #planhappy
@DanteLore
2014-10-15 11:36 UTC
#bigdata format of the day is "Line Delimited JSON"...
but what a crappy name!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_Delimited_JSON
@DanteLore
2014-10-14 18:44 UTC
Today I wrote these two functions:
BadGhostsGoLeft();
GoodGhostsGoRight ();
#informationradiator #halloween #preparation
@DanteLore
2014-10-12 13:59 UTC
Loving the automated retweets when #bigdata appears in a post. Hope they're using the appropriate technology. #spark? #storm?
@DanteLore
2014-10-10 20:49 UTC
#Parquet or #CSV you decide... #bigdata #questionoftheday
@DanteLore
2014-10-10 19:32 UTC
Normally #techno #gadgets don't impress me, but the #chromecast I just got is absolutely #epic #simple #seamless #elegant #topnotch
@DanteLore
2014-10-09 08:54 UTC
Data Analysis Tool of the Day: http://incubator.apache.org/drill/
#drill #bigdata #sql
@DanteLore
2014-10-08 17:04 UTC
Great explaination of benefits of "Schema on Read" http://www.marklogic.com/blog/schema-on-read-vs-schema-on-write/ thanks @marklogic
@DanteLore
2014-10-08 17:03 UTC
And we just named our new dev server "Lakenheath". #bad #omen #doomed #crash #burn http://bbc.in/1y6NT6U
@DanteLore
2014-10-07 21:07 UTC
RT @SamBehnam: Here's some code for you brave souls of software development. You are the chosen ones! RT for other brave souls! ;) http://t…
@DanteLore
2014-10-07 19:01 UTC
Luckily for me I'm so annoying that all the lazy, silent, disengaged bastards left my team long ago. #awesome #scrummaster #strategy
@DanteLore
2014-10-07 18:57 UTC
Sometimes I worry #scrum only works if you hire people who actually give a shit. How do you devolve control to people who don't want it?
@DanteLore
2014-10-07 14:05 UTC
7.3 commute via the airbase this morning. #tired.
@DanteLore
2014-10-06 17:25 UTC
Another addition to #trophy #corner. Very proud.
@DanteLore
2014-10-06 10:03 UTC
RT @ThePoke: This Daily Mail front page is quite something http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/05/typical-daily-mail-front-page/ (h/t @JimboLoony)
@DanteLore
2014-10-05 20:57 UTC
Achievement unlocked: Princess Pizza. 25 gamer points.
@DanteLore
2014-10-04 15:01 UTC
#landrover #step #rusty #jig #chop #saw #grind #clamp #weld #runoutofgas #pants #halfords
@DanteLore
2014-10-03 18:47 UTC
If you find yourself in a big meeting being surprised by what your team has built/designed/done this month... you've screwed up #likeaboss
@DanteLore
2014-10-03 13:06 UTC
Shameless self-promotion it might be, but this guy's website is very cool http://www.jasondavies.com/ #data #visualisation #d3js
@DanteLore
2014-09-30 18:00 UTC
So if every alternate windows version is crap, we've just leapfrogged to the worst windows yet..?

"RT: @Sosowski: "
@DanteLore
2014-09-29 15:31 UTC
It's important that we pull together to leverage positive synergies across the wider organisation as a whole going forward.
@DanteLore
2014-09-28 10:02 UTC
Finally got the roof painted. Just the back and helicopter platform left now! #landrover #paint
@DanteLore
2014-09-27 17:31 UTC
Cycling, Savlon and ice cream. Fun and exhausting day with daughter and bike while @Spuginowski swanned about at tea!
@DanteLore
2014-09-26 20:48 UTC
But #what if only the #cia and #mi5 can be #bothered to try and #find a #pattern? #hashtags #connect #you to #bad #people. I don't get them.
@DanteLore
2014-09-26 20:43 UTC
I #like how some #people make every #key #word into a #hashtag. #everything is a #topic that #links tweets #together in a #searchable #mesh
@DanteLore
2014-09-21 20:22 UTC
Managed the hill up to Greenham with 17kg of daughter on the back earlier. Time for #cake.
@DanteLore
2014-09-21 20:18 UTC
This little badge is much trickier than the grille turned out to be. #fiddly #needsmorework #landrover
@DanteLore
2014-09-18 20:21 UTC
#Awesome RT "Danger Mouse to be voiced by comedian and quiz show host Alexander Armstrong http://bbc.in/1qNYYH2 "
@DanteLore
2014-09-14 20:34 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: #imontopofthelandrover a little song daughter was singing. Went outside and found her like this @DanteLore http://t.co/yV7…
@DanteLore
2014-09-14 14:00 UTC
Hung-over cycle ride was almost certainly a mistake. #beer #pain #queasy #havingaliedown
@DanteLore
2014-09-13 13:52 UTC
Heading to the "Daddies Beer Party" #beer
@DanteLore
2014-09-12 20:31 UTC
Very excited to announce that this time tomorrow I'll be trollied. #lifechanging #beer @NewburyAleFest @HairyWelly
@DanteLore
2014-09-09 18:53 UTC
You can't solve Mars Rover problems with an iPhone. Sometimes you need to hire rocket scientists and trust them to fly you to the moon.
@DanteLore
2014-09-09 18:46 UTC
If a design seems complicated it can be a sign that it's not right.

It can also be a sign that you aren't very clever.

Know the difference
@DanteLore
2014-09-08 15:50 UTC
Somebody else does this all day. http://econ.st/KBahth
@DanteLore
2014-09-05 19:17 UTC
Just about enough screens on the new laptop to do some web debugging... another couple would help.
@DanteLore
2014-09-04 17:27 UTC
When it comes to Rules Engines there are two sorts of developer: those who think they're a good idea and those who have failed to build one.
@DanteLore
2014-09-02 19:24 UTC
Had to rush to Waitrose for tarragon and ciabatta. They only had two bunches and a part bake left. #phew #middleclassproblems #sodamnposh
@DanteLore
2014-09-02 08:44 UTC
Obligatory logo slide made silly by @logstash and @ApacheZooKeeper
@DanteLore
2014-08-31 21:39 UTC
RT @sbohlen: Sometimes I really think #Dilbert hits too close to home for our profession...
@DanteLore
2014-08-28 08:16 UTC
@rontana this one reminded me of the travel CD. #awesome ♫ War Pigs – Cake http://spoti.fi/KbvGwj #NowPlaying
@DanteLore
2014-08-23 19:45 UTC
#deep #bronze #green
@DanteLore
2014-08-19 17:01 UTC
32Gb RAM! my first laptop's hard drive wasn't that big! #laptop #manlove #nerdgasm
@DanteLore
2014-08-19 15:42 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK you might like this picture! #endtoend.
@DanteLore
2014-08-18 23:27 UTC
RT @CompSciFact: "The guiding motto in the life of every natural philosopher should be, seek simplicity and distrust it." -- Alfred North W…
@DanteLore
2014-08-17 18:58 UTC
Here's a before and 'after' shot. Glad that terrible door is painted properly now. #landrover #paint #beforeandafter
@DanteLore
2014-08-17 18:53 UTC
Not a bad weekend's work! All I need is four dry weekends without interruption before winter sets in! #landrover
@DanteLore
2014-08-17 13:37 UTC
Guess what I'm doing... #designclassic
@DanteLore
2014-08-16 17:12 UTC
Painting a #landrover door in the garden. Lucky we bought that party tent, knew it'd come in handy!
@DanteLore
2014-08-15 17:12 UTC
Linux command of the day is #screen

http://www.rackaid.com/blog/linux-screen-tutorial-and-how-to/
@DanteLore
2014-08-15 13:14 UTC
@spuginowski something for the young 'un? ♫ My First Playlist Spotify UK http://spoti.fi/1sC1lNN #NowPlaying
@DanteLore
2014-08-14 21:04 UTC
RT @ScrumAlliance: How do you increase velocity? #scrum #agile
@DanteLore
2014-08-13 21:36 UTC
Sad to say, my team probably couldn't pass the elevator test http://blog.codinghorror.com/can-your-team-pass-the-elevator-test/
@DanteLore
2014-08-12 17:31 UTC
OK, I lied, the #onemilliontweetmap is cool. Just used it to find a beer festival! Great work @maptimize
@DanteLore
2014-08-12 16:55 UTC
so much for the #onemilliontweetmap, it failed to find my #akljshcxlajhc http://onemilliontweetmap.com/ @maptimize
@DanteLore
2014-08-12 16:51 UTC
Just testing something out #akljshcxlajhc
@DanteLore
2014-08-12 12:52 UTC
I need some #hyperlapse in my life http://vimeo.com/63653873
@DanteLore
2014-08-11 18:03 UTC
#lego fun at the weekend @Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2014-08-11 18:00 UTC
I can make your phone make silly noises @Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2014-08-11 16:44 UTC
Peppermint tea surprise! #weird
@DanteLore
2014-08-08 19:42 UTC
One for @pmolyneux and @22Cans today? "@iamdevloper: "
@DanteLore
2014-08-08 17:35 UTC
@Fasthosts your technical support helpdesk was terrible. On the other hand, the guy on your accounts helpdesk was fantastic. #feedback
@DanteLore
2014-08-07 15:59 UTC
@FHTechTeam and I can't access any of your help pages without logging in. Not exactly ideal when my problem is that I can's log in!
@DanteLore
2014-08-07 15:59 UTC
@FHTechTeam I have reset my password three times so far and I still get told my username/password is wrong.
@DanteLore
2014-08-06 19:25 UTC
This is why I own a #landrover! Fingers crossed there's no oil in the morning!
@DanteLore
2014-08-05 22:48 UTC
Seems there was less oil inside than out! #oilleak #landrover
@DanteLore
2014-08-05 22:46 UTC
Prop shaft sorted and refitted. Just need a floor and The Duke rides again. Hopefully free from oil leaks this time!
@DanteLore
2014-08-05 09:25 UTC
Just ordered some paint from @MarcusGlennMV very helpful with my queries. Thanks!
@DanteLore
2014-08-03 17:43 UTC
Think it might be time to give The Duke a new paint job http://marcusglenn.com/5-x-litres-nato-bronze-green#.U950vqqdCm4.twitter
@DanteLore
2014-07-30 20:15 UTC
The Land Rover Series 3 and 200TDi oil seal. Possibly the worst feature of any vehicle ever made. #worstjobever #poo
@DanteLore
2014-07-30 12:33 UTC
Awesome #noestimation cards. Maybe one day we'll be ready for #cadence here. Via @pawelbrodzinski "
@DanteLore
2014-07-29 20:09 UTC
CCTV feed with progress indicators, scrolling lists, VU meters... but no colour picture. #awesome #hollywoodsoftware
@DanteLore
2014-07-26 15:05 UTC
You can stuff your metrosexual, moisturising gel and ultra-gentle, conditioning foam.

Real men bathe in @SwarfegaUK
@DanteLore
2014-07-24 20:56 UTC
Tracks have arrived for the #rover. This will be the weekend of mobility!
@DanteLore
2014-07-20 21:23 UTC
Robot rock. Building a #rover for the daughter over the next few weeks. #project #make # tinkering
@DanteLore
2014-07-18 14:08 UTC
Nice icons! http://www.iconsdb.com
@DanteLore
2014-07-18 12:44 UTC
Pub was full of Snellers this lunchtime - though @richardharlen and @Chopterator were conspicuously absent. #newneighbours
@DanteLore
2014-07-14 22:56 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Gotta love watching programmes like #24 with a techy @DanteLore
@DanteLore
2014-07-13 20:20 UTC
Ultrasonic sensors: check. #rover
@DanteLore
2014-07-12 19:00 UTC
Time to make a little robot I think! #rover
@DanteLore
2014-07-07 12:26 UTC
The right way to do design! Via @LeanOnMyself:
@DanteLore
2014-07-05 19:26 UTC
RT @Workshopshed: Everything you could want in a single magazine!
@DanteLore
2014-07-05 12:25 UTC
RT @BBCWeatherBot: @DanteLore We're likely to see temperatures up to 20°C, white cloud and a little wind. http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2636049?referrer=weatherbot&reqid=485391819757584384
@DanteLore
2014-07-05 11:56 UTC
@BBCWeatherBot Thatcham Berkshire today
@DanteLore
2014-07-04 22:40 UTC
One for you @HairyWelly and @CodeGorillaUK http://youtu.be/kLO1djacsfg
@DanteLore
2014-07-04 22:03 UTC
"@ThatsHistory: Marilyn Monroe in Land Rover, 1957 " he he he... Land Rover.
@DanteLore
2014-06-28 17:06 UTC
When it comes to demonstrating fonts, I'm the quick brown fox and you're the lazy dog. #fontjokes #typographyhumor #characterquips
@DanteLore
2014-06-26 21:40 UTC
Random heat map with #leaflet #mapbox and #nancyfx... Just for you @HairyWelly https://vine.co/v/MtEBrFxzPlT
@DanteLore
2014-06-24 15:07 UTC
Norming != Performing
Just because you're settled and comfortable doesn't mean you're doing things right. #agile #scrum #mixitup
@DanteLore
2014-06-23 19:27 UTC
I love my @Raspberry_Pi and I love how simple #usb makes things but the wires make it impossible to make a nice box.
@DanteLore
2014-06-22 20:26 UTC
I just wrote a tile cache service for #mapserver on #raspberrypi using #mono and #nancy and it's awesome!
@DanteLore
2014-06-22 07:38 UTC
RT @HairyWelly: Java example added, Read me written. released! https://github.com/hairywelly/StormMultilangCSharp #stormprocessor
@DanteLore
2014-06-21 20:21 UTC
#Solstice #Homework
@DanteLore
2014-06-19 14:12 UTC
Just me and the @CodeGorillaUK sitting back and monitoring the build status. #agile #thatsHowWeRoll
@DanteLore
2014-06-18 20:36 UTC
Old meets new when #mapserver is driven by the amazing #leafletjs - a marriage made in heaven http://logicalgenetics.com/mapserver-and-leaflet/
@DanteLore
2014-06-18 20:29 UTC
The Chuffer: http://logicalgenetics.com/the-chuffer/
@DanteLore
2014-06-17 21:03 UTC
Zero to awesome in 4 months. Behold the #chuffer! https://vine.co/v/MI0dTOUI906
@DanteLore
2014-06-17 21:00 UTC
#chuffer builds up some speed https://vine.co/v/MI0wpTKTAxA
@DanteLore
2014-06-17 20:55 UTC
Slow #chuffer https://vine.co/v/MI0XEt9ZIJJ
@DanteLore
2014-06-16 21:38 UTC
Should be chuffing on both cylinders by this time tomorrow after a re-bore both sides and some brass bushes. #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-06-16 06:57 UTC
RT @supermoof: when you start a new programming job you have to walk right up to the biggest function in the yard and refactor it in front …
@DanteLore
2014-06-13 20:46 UTC
@BBCWeatherBot paros greece Sunday
@DanteLore
2014-06-13 20:44 UTC
@BBCWeatherBot Thatcham Saturday
@DanteLore
2014-06-13 17:20 UTC
#Microservices #Awesome https://github.com/NancyFx/Nancy
@DanteLore
2014-06-12 21:44 UTC
#moody #chuffer #debugging
@DanteLore
2014-06-12 17:22 UTC
Woooo! Maps! http://leafletjs.com via @LeafletJS
@DanteLore
2014-06-09 21:42 UTC
If a picture paints a thousand words, this presentation is quite long!
@DanteLore
2014-06-09 17:44 UTC
Sometimes #reuse isn't the right thing to strive for. Know your tools and choose the right one! #agile #architecture
@DanteLore
2014-06-06 14:55 UTC
@CodeGorillaUK remind me to read this: http://engineering.linkedin.com/distributed-systems/log-what-every-software-engineer-should-know-about-real-time-datas-unifying
@DanteLore
2014-06-05 17:10 UTC
Bringing remote teams together, as well as embarrassing @CodeGorillaUK #agile #informationradiator
@DanteLore
2014-06-05 13:25 UTC
The #chuffer chuffed for the first time last night. Needs some serious tinkering but everything seems to work well!
@DanteLore
2014-06-05 13:20 UTC
First chuff of the #chuffer (albeit on one cylinder): http://youtu.be/DfI28EDc6M8
@DanteLore
2014-06-02 21:30 UTC
Very thankful I made a simple jig to get the pipes nice and straight. #chuffer #timewellspent #PPPPPP
@DanteLore
2014-06-02 21:27 UTC
Inlet/exhaust ports in the cylinders, plus room to re-bore to 12mm if needed. #tricky #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-06-02 17:53 UTC
World' s smuggest conference underway now. #WWDC14 #smug #fruit "@seriouspony: OMG AWESOME!!! https://x.com/seriouspony/status/473520468717105152/photo/1"
@DanteLore
2014-06-01 19:11 UTC
Considering I chose the length and travel of this spool valve at random, the drill spacings are pretty cool! #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-06-01 13:23 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Big day today! #myfirstbike #earlybirthdaypresent #biggirlsbike #nearly3
@DanteLore
2014-05-30 14:16 UTC
RT @chrisfrancis27: Feeling agile today.
@DanteLore
2014-05-28 20:29 UTC
RT @danw1979: "You can also put dog crap in the freezer and call it ice cream. But people can taste the difference." http://idlewords.com/bt14.htm
@DanteLore
2014-05-27 22:22 UTC
RT @MasterScrum: Awesome! @JMcKWriter:@MasterScrum Tx 4 the follow-look forward to reading your tweets particularly the #dilbert ones! http…
@DanteLore
2014-05-26 11:19 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Dear @CostaCoffee & @Starbucks, please educate your UK staff on the meaning of NO ROOM! No, I don't want milk or cream! @D…
@DanteLore
2014-05-24 17:55 UTC
My dream: to have a workshop large enough for this particular visitor to stay the night. #oilchange #landrover #SIII
@DanteLore
2014-05-23 18:30 UTC
RT @modern_twist: #FF #artists #skills @slav_metalurges @DanteLore @Workshopshed @grapevineforge @urbanIron @JocelynNankoo @ostmetal @heart…
@DanteLore
2014-05-21 11:58 UTC
Angry Jim getting ready to help with some speed-estimation. #agile #scrum #planning
@DanteLore
2014-05-21 06:35 UTC
RT @abt_programming: "Always Leave Office On Time" via @shervsh
@DanteLore
2014-05-20 19:40 UTC
"@Spuginowski: Husband wanted a cocktail, I obliged! @DanteLore #cosmo #manlydrink #realmendrinkcocktails " #alphamale
@DanteLore
2014-05-19 21:58 UTC
Air pipes, valves and throttle for the #chuffer look good but some changes needed to the design.
@DanteLore
2014-05-17 08:00 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: #cakeproject complete! Not perfect by any means but im pretty pleased with it #cameracake #hopehelikesit http://t.co/kFzaA…
@DanteLore
2014-05-15 21:31 UTC
Throttle tap for the #chuffer air engine, inspired by the wheels on @BLOODHOUND_SSC - grown-ups can be inspired too!
@DanteLore
2014-05-14 22:56 UTC
Made a needle valve for the #chuffer tonight. Tested it on the #wobbler. Was stunned to find it works! #fullthrottle
@DanteLore
2014-05-14 12:59 UTC
RT @nigelebaker: The problem with MoSCoW prioritisation: #agile #scrum #dsdm
@DanteLore
2014-05-14 12:17 UTC
No authority without accountability! Vive la revolution! #software #architects #agile
@DanteLore
2014-05-13 20:07 UTC
Cauliflower: Vegetable Patch Takeover
@DanteLore
2014-05-12 21:03 UTC
Six pushrod ends plus one spare for the #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-05-11 01:13 UTC
Delayed outbound and on arrival by shoddy baggage handling. What are you going to do about it @Gatwick_Airport?
@DanteLore
2014-05-10 18:24 UTC
In an airport with a two year old, making a blinged up crib from coffee shop chairs #BecauseThatsHowIRollBaby
@DanteLore
2014-05-08 08:40 UTC
Rain rain rain rain rain pants. #rain
@DanteLore
2014-05-01 20:00 UTC
Unusually have an hour to myself, so thought I'd spend it watching progress bars on the @Xbox #updates #thrilling
@DanteLore
2014-04-29 21:19 UTC
Some levers to increase the travel of the valve pushrods on the #chuffer. Four evening's work!
@DanteLore
2014-04-29 10:23 UTC
Never forget your grumpy colleagues. They make great sounding boards. #agile
@DanteLore
2014-04-28 21:35 UTC
RT @qikipedia: A despondent juggler throwing away his dreams...
@DanteLore
2014-04-28 11:44 UTC
@HairyWelly @CodeGorillaUK #Chicken #Shawommawomma
@DanteLore
2014-04-27 10:52 UTC
Playing #wheelerdealers with my 2 year old daughter. She's @mikebrewer, I'm @TheEddChina. Just sold a purple car for a tenner. #veryproud
@DanteLore
2014-04-24 22:14 UTC
RT @CodeGorillaUK: Spider Dan @DanteLore
@DanteLore
2014-04-24 17:51 UTC
@HairyWelly
Hairy hairy shoe
Where are you
@DanteLore
2014-04-22 17:16 UTC
Build agent information radiator double whammy. #ci #ftw
@DanteLore
2014-04-21 20:39 UTC
Eccentrics for the #chuffer complete!
@DanteLore
2014-04-20 20:34 UTC
Bearings and cranks going on the #chuffer. Happy Easter!
@DanteLore
2014-04-15 15:58 UTC
@Chopterator OK, what about this one: http://www.fast-lad.co.uk/store/product_info.php?cPath=21_134_107&products_id=20998
@DanteLore
2014-04-14 14:35 UTC
@Chopterator this?? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Blade-MSRx-Heli-Only-BNF-Basic-AS3X-Flybarless-Tech-BLH3520-mSR-x-Helicoper-/370710393347?pt=UK_ToysGames_RadioControlled_JN&hash=item56500fb203
@DanteLore
2014-04-13 20:18 UTC
An ever growing pile of parts for the #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-04-11 15:42 UTC
@Chopterator can you recommend a cheap, tiny, indoor heli that will work with my Spektrum TX? Proper heli though, like your little blue one!
@DanteLore
2014-04-11 12:45 UTC
Loving the new charts in #TFS2013
@DanteLore
2014-04-10 17:43 UTC
So much for that management course! http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_pink_on_motivation
@DanteLore
2014-04-09 19:20 UTC
RT @jonathangibs: The life of a project.
@DanteLore
2014-04-02 17:15 UTC
This makes me very happy indeed: http://htwins.net/scale2/
@DanteLore
2014-03-28 16:33 UTC
And you @Spotify! The little 'x' in the top right means CLOSE not minimise.
@DanteLore
2014-03-28 16:32 UTC
Dear @Skype if I click the close button, I want you to close. I don't want to right click and beg you to leave #selfimportant #software
@DanteLore
2014-03-21 22:57 UTC
Not sure this is how #agile teams should deal with holidays on planning day, but how can we know unless we try?
@DanteLore
2014-03-19 07:31 UTC
Did the whole "important vs urgent" thing yesterday. Fun to watch people suddenly get it. I need that quadrant on a T shirt.
@DanteLore
2014-03-19 07:29 UTC
Day 2 of training. The 28th day of mgmt training in my life. Good that others are learning stuff though: Common understanding is good!
@DanteLore
2014-03-18 13:51 UTC
Paper towers: Now we're bonding! #yeah #woo #goteam #yourock #awesome
@DanteLore
2014-03-17 22:51 UTC
And so the crappy training begins tomorrow with an 8am breakfast meeting. Room really is this bad #nofilter #sorrow
@DanteLore
2014-03-15 19:22 UTC
Erm... whoops... #quadcopter #mondeo #showdown
@DanteLore
2014-03-13 18:47 UTC
Mandatory management training next week includes "Basic Project Planning". I've been a #scrummaster for six years now. #beyondbasic #givenup
@DanteLore
2014-03-12 22:38 UTC
RT @emerbeamer: Brilliant: Douglas Adams describes how different age groups react to new technology.

(MT @DigitalEt…
@DanteLore
2014-03-11 19:12 UTC
I've just updated my #linkedin profile and, as usual, I feel #slightlysordid http://www.linkedin.com/in/danwtaylor
@DanteLore
2014-03-09 16:22 UTC
Ready for some Dutch oven action this summer! #pavemytable
@DanteLore
2014-03-08 08:56 UTC
RT @RealGeneKim: Awesome. Our plan vs harsh reality. :) “@perze: Test Plan. ”
@DanteLore
2014-03-05 18:07 UTC
RT @HairyWelly: #conker busting some agile http://instagram.com/p/lK5t0sRYxR/
@DanteLore
2014-02-28 10:57 UTC
Instrument Everything! http://youtu.be/tTRlK_-BESI (Format: Video; Running time 1:40; Language: en-US; Presenter: @Jack; Background: #FF8888)
@DanteLore
2014-02-27 10:49 UTC
Some awesome multi-touch snow here: http://youtu.be/sqd8SPAJaUM
@DanteLore
2014-02-25 16:49 UTC
RT @Raspberry_Pi: New post: the Mission Control Homework Desk. Mind-blowingly brilliant. @Make @BabyWrassler http://t.co/omO8tBJVf4 http://…
@DanteLore
2014-02-22 19:53 UTC
Too busy to improve: check.
@DanteLore
2014-02-20 20:00 UTC
RT @codinghorror: a lesson in "improved" control schemes
@DanteLore
2014-02-16 18:00 UTC
Off road adventures with the young 'un. #TheDuke had some starter motor issues so a muddy test drive was needed.
@DanteLore
2014-02-14 21:47 UTC
RT @darachennis: Meanwhile on erlang-questions, the lurking, it was good, and profitable...
@DanteLore
2014-02-13 23:24 UTC
RT @sihugh: MT "@worldofchris: New children's book aimed at parents who want kids to grow up and be DBAs http://t.co/TtqOorrEVX" < @nitibo…
@DanteLore
2014-02-13 22:36 UTC
A nice shiny base for the #chuffer. Skimming and polishing dirty Russian steel all night long, baby!
@DanteLore
2014-02-12 19:02 UTC
"The management team have thought very hard about our commitments for this year. We're so confident we've linked your bonus to it" #agile
@DanteLore
2014-02-11 23:54 UTC
RT @homemadetools: Homemade ball turner adapted from Steve Bedair's design. Capable of concave and convex cuts. http://goo.gl/b3DzeQ #hom…
@DanteLore
2014-02-11 18:26 UTC
Handy for the #wobbler maybe? http://www.john-tom.com/MyPlans/Steam%20Engines/RotaryValveEngine.pdf
@DanteLore
2014-02-10 22:46 UTC
Cylinders competed. Next job is the valve gear. Getting complicated. #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-02-10 13:37 UTC
.@MrJamesMay on Top Gear last night had me looking forward to doing this again... #Foxhound #HappyNeighbours
@DanteLore
2014-02-08 21:51 UTC
Good progress on the #chuffer this evening. Seems that M3 threaded bar in a 2.8mm hole makes a good seal #Fascinating
@DanteLore
2014-02-06 13:07 UTC
@BBCWeather what are the chances of my daughter having her first sledge ride in Berkshire this year?
@DanteLore
2014-02-06 11:16 UTC
Agile design to a waterfallist is like evolution to a creationist. Relax, there's no grand plan, nobody controls it, it just works! #agile
@DanteLore
2014-02-05 23:07 UTC
Two brass cylinders, one with an aluminium head on. This is going to take a very long time! #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-02-05 08:06 UTC
Bits for the next project, including a flywheel I made a while ago. #chuffer
@DanteLore
2014-02-04 20:32 UTC
@jasondavis10 how very "nu media"
@DanteLore
2014-02-03 22:36 UTC
A noisy, boring and time consuming way to chop a steel plate. #needabiggerbandsaw #point2milperpass #byebyeendmill
@DanteLore
2014-02-02 22:45 UTC
Final few details on the #wobbler http://logicalgenetics.com/the-wobbler/
@DanteLore
2014-02-02 13:11 UTC
Now the #wobbler is done, maybe a twin double acting horizontal engine with 20' flywheel is the next logical step?
@DanteLore
2014-02-01 23:29 UTC
And here's the #wobbler in action: http://youtu.be/JoKQTLAQ4vo #squeaky
@DanteLore
2014-02-01 23:06 UTC
The #wobbler wobbled on the first try! Bit squeaky but runs on less than 5psi. #awesome #wobbler #action
@DanteLore
2014-01-31 22:42 UTC
#Git integration in #VisualStudio2013; #Mono fixed on #RaspberryPi; A great dev environment for embedded apps at last
@DanteLore
2014-01-31 18:01 UTC
Used a team name randomizer to mix it up in a planning meeting today. Helps everyone's voice be heard. #agile #scrum
@DanteLore
2014-01-29 23:00 UTC
Learned that 19mm twist drill is as much use as an iPad in a sword fight; made bearing retainer #wobbler #frustration
@DanteLore
2014-01-28 23:21 UTC
More #wobbler action tonight. Cylinder bore, piston and connecting rod.
@DanteLore
2014-01-28 16:46 UTC
RT @berkulsoy: #agile #software placebo testing: tests that always pass and make you feel warm and cozy with their green lights ..
@DanteLore
2014-01-28 16:44 UTC
In a "Integration Complete Gate Review Meeting". Feeling as #agile as an oil tanker in an Olympic canoe slalom
@DanteLore
2014-01-27 22:13 UTC
More progress on the #wobbler tonight. Crank shaft, crank and a very shiny base from a lump of scrap steel. #happy
@DanteLore
2014-01-24 14:51 UTC
_underscore _on _private _fields. _the _team _made _me _do _it. #resharper
@DanteLore
2014-01-23 22:36 UTC
It's time to make a #wobbler. First up, the flywheel from a chunk of steel bar.
@DanteLore
2014-01-23 14:44 UTC
Mono hard float problems fixed? C# on @Raspberry_Pi at last? #topbanananana http://wp.me/p2Zxpq-3w
@DanteLore
2014-01-23 10:38 UTC
Webmin! #topnotch http://www.raspberrypi.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=6096 thanks @CodeGorillaUK
@DanteLore
2013-12-11 21:53 UTC
"Data Science Team Leader" - that's going to make me look awesome on LinkedIn. Maybe they shouldn't have let me choose the name myself...
@DanteLore
2013-12-09 17:35 UTC
Added some animated snow to the #scrum board. Agile festivities all round! @ScrumAlliance @ScrumMasters
@DanteLore
2013-11-27 23:24 UTC
"@AlanHungover: 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers..." Why was I not made aware of this? Entire adult life wasted
@DanteLore
2013-11-26 22:45 UTC
Drilled, tapped, counter sunk and bolted down. Back end of the Stirling hot piston. Hope it works!
@DanteLore
2013-11-26 22:42 UTC
Drilling. Double sided tape works a treat!
@DanteLore
2013-11-26 22:40 UTC
Setting up for some rotary action...
@DanteLore
2013-11-26 18:54 UTC
Niko-Niko Calendar http://agiletrail.com/2011/09/12/how-to-track-the-teams-mood-with-a-niko-niko-calendar/ via @berndschiffer Interesting. Will it alienate miserable people? Keen to find out by trying it!
@DanteLore
2013-11-22 15:39 UTC
#Agile project progress by epic. Can't think of a better way to show how things are going than this!
@DanteLore
2013-11-20 20:57 UTC
Keep your friends close and your product manager closer.
@DanteLore
2013-11-18 18:47 UTC
Code coverage. Pretty graph, long way to go! #SonarQube #dotNet #InformationRadiator
@DanteLore
2013-11-17 14:57 UTC
RT @hhariri: // duration in seconds
void (int duration) {…}

No.

void (int durationInSeconds) {…}

Yes.
@DanteLore
2013-11-15 13:53 UTC
Anything that delays integration adds risk. One Unstable Trunk! Everyone Everything Always. #ci #rant
@DanteLore
2013-11-15 13:51 UTC
CI with task branches is not Continuous Integration. It might be "Regular Integration" but it's not good enough. Man-up and integrate NOW!
@DanteLore
2013-11-06 14:27 UTC
Shameless plug to get free space? Me?
@DanteLore
2013-11-06 14:22 UTC
I love Dropbox because I'll never have to worry about vital data again! https://db.tt/Fha04foK
@DanteLore
2013-11-03 12:17 UTC
Fixing the gear stick: http://logicalgenetics.com/fixing-the-gear-stick/
@DanteLore
2013-11-02 20:59 UTC
Bye bye spinning gear stick. #landrover #series3 #casehardening #lathe
@DanteLore
2013-10-31 20:15 UTC
LED pumpkin lights making for a nerdy #Halloween! Wonder how long these LiPos will last...
@DanteLore
2013-10-28 18:29 UTC
This talk by @tastapod / @skillsmatter could be the most relevant thing I've seen today http://skillsmatter.com/podcast/java-jee/how-to-sell-bdd-to-the-business
@DanteLore
2013-10-26 19:57 UTC
Man Sip: hot water, fresh lime juice, honey, treble dark rum, dried chilli to garnish. Feeling better already!
@DanteLore
2013-10-22 17:45 UTC
Thanks, @AnimatedEngines for a very happy half an hour of mechanical-geekiness this evening! Great website!
@DanteLore
2013-10-20 21:21 UTC
Sterling work so far. Get it?
@DanteLore
2013-10-20 08:06 UTC
I cut a keyway! Not very neat but it does the job.
@DanteLore
2013-10-18 18:29 UTC
This @waitrose Heston Gin is absolutely bloody brilliant. #Gin #Friday #ByeByeWholeBottleOfGin @spuginowski
@DanteLore
2013-10-17 18:46 UTC
Spent a very pleasant day with my team today. A nice change from the usual drama queens. #gettingstuffdone #powertotheteam #scrum
@DanteLore
2013-10-14 21:32 UTC
Tricopter tail hinge lashup.
@DanteLore
2013-10-09 20:21 UTC
Great to watch a documentary that isn't patronising or repetitive. Thanks @thehistoryguy. Bored of the Um Bongo jokes already. #propertelly
@DanteLore
2013-09-30 20:25 UTC
"@Spuginowski: Just watched #properpubfood. Think @DanteLore might have a bit of a man crush on @ChefTomKerridge" #dripping #salad #ohyes!
@DanteLore
2013-09-30 13:15 UTC
RT @PaulKGoddard: At the start of my journey my sat nav is MOST wrong. Yet I don't get angry when it adjusts as I approach my destination. …
@DanteLore
2013-09-28 06:48 UTC
RT @MC_UX: "Technical Debt" is shorthand for "we wanted to build a product, but the schedule dictated we build a ticking time bomb instead."
@DanteLore
2013-09-23 13:47 UTC
Shape Files and SQL Server: http://logicalgenetics.com/shape-files-and-sql-server/ #sqlserver #gdal #kml #maps
@DanteLore
2013-09-20 19:18 UTC
Updated my linkedIn profile today. An act of purest narcissism.
@DanteLore
2013-09-20 19:07 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Get excited about your work. Your excitement is contagious.
@DanteLore
2013-09-19 21:11 UTC
RT @AgileDevs: Growing Agile: Agile Hotline: The status reporting daily stand up http://bit.ly/17MoOPG
@DanteLore
2013-09-14 15:54 UTC
.@SPRINGHEAD1 great to see a good Midlands beer down at the Newbury beer festival!
@DanteLore
2013-09-11 21:55 UTC
Sorry @BBCNewsnight but tonight's report on artificial intelligence is unfounded, sensationalist claptrap.
@DanteLore
2013-09-10 21:29 UTC
Plastination Transportaton
@DanteLore
2013-09-10 21:08 UTC
Absolutely loving the geospatial stuff in @SQLServer on #azure. Saved me hours messing with Shape Files and command prompts today. #thanks!
@DanteLore
2013-09-09 21:35 UTC
I have been trying for four hours to make #mapserver work on a @Raspberry_Pi running #arch. It does not. #depressed #fourhoursofmylifelost
@DanteLore
2013-09-06 20:42 UTC
http://www.coolcomponents.co.uk/catalog/adjustable-dcdc-power-converter-125v-35v3a-p-1222.html" #addtobasket
@DanteLore
2013-09-06 15:47 UTC
return Directory.GetFiles(r,"*",(SearchOption)1).Sum(f=>File.ReadAllText(f).Split(' ','\n','\r','\t').Count(w=>w.Any()));
@DanteLore
2013-09-06 15:47 UTC
Even shorter Shakespeare word count coding test coming right up...
@DanteLore
2013-09-03 22:55 UTC
Loving the @DotNet dataflow pipeline but struggling to work out how best to unit test the blocks. (x => { new TestableClass.Apply(x); })
@DanteLore
2013-09-01 22:26 UTC
"Hard float support is coming..." Not a moment too soon! http://blog.alexrp.com/2013/07/21/recent-improvements-to-mono-on-arm/
@DanteLore
2013-08-28 21:04 UTC
"Individuals and interactions over processes and tools" leaves less to hide behind when you screw up, so can be scary stuff! #agile #scrum
@DanteLore
2013-08-26 12:10 UTC
Spicy pulled pork in the Dutch Oven today. recipe from @thespicemen
@DanteLore
2013-08-24 19:09 UTC
@Spotify have you written a client for winRT yet? Would really make my day!
@DanteLore
2013-08-21 22:45 UTC
Runout on the finished pulley is 0.02mm which is 1/5 the width of a human hair. Not too shabby!
@DanteLore
2013-08-20 22:06 UTC
Wires snipped. The Duke can no longer jump start a Lynx helicopter. A bit sad, but not a feature I used a lot! #hsv
@DanteLore
2013-08-20 22:03 UTC
Land Rover cupboard number 1 completed and the stove fits. #happy
@DanteLore
2013-08-20 20:06 UTC
#scrum team still stuck in the teenage phase. Having trouble dealing with the responsibility. I hate teenagers. #growup #agile #asbo
@DanteLore
2013-08-20 14:52 UTC
Absolutely loved @thespicemen yesterday. Spiced pork shoulder going in the Dutch Oven this weekend!
@DanteLore
2013-08-19 06:30 UTC
Land Rover cupboards and shelves coming along nicely. #diy #campervan #series3
@DanteLore
2013-08-16 07:08 UTC
Turning a pulley between centres.
@DanteLore
2013-08-14 22:59 UTC
@Chopterator did you ever use your lathe dogs? Can't find a decent way to make a drive pin from chuck or collet. Any ideas?
@DanteLore
2013-08-14 22:56 UTC
Preparing for some turning between centres tomorrow. Still finding new tools I haven't used yet cc @Chopterator
@DanteLore
2013-08-10 21:01 UTC
Made a tool to centre the rotary table. #simple #effective /cc @Workshopshed
@DanteLore
2013-08-06 21:50 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Once all their basic human needs are taken care of, crew members are motivated by the meaningfulness…
@DanteLore
2013-08-01 19:09 UTC
Waiting at Kaunas airport. Only bad thing about Lithuania is Ryan Air! Beautiful city, good beer, great food, nice people, cheap as chips!
@DanteLore
2013-07-31 06:31 UTC
Cultural Tip: Lithuanians shake hands with each other every day
@DanteLore
2013-07-30 15:02 UTC
Information Radiator goes global! #agile #kanban #lithuania
@DanteLore
2013-07-29 12:51 UTC
Time to go and drink some beer in Lithuania, me thinks
@DanteLore
2013-07-26 09:07 UTC
Yet another Airbase FPV!: http://youtu.be/XmhDZJZ_-1E?a via @YouTube
@DanteLore
2013-07-25 18:44 UTC
"Guesstimate" is not a word, it's a tool for identifying morons.
@DanteLore
2013-07-25 18:43 UTC
A 200% improvement sounds good... an improvement from 0.3% growth to 0.6% is just noise. #spin
@DanteLore
2013-07-24 19:23 UTC
The issue isn't Royalists vs Republicans, @BBCNews, it's shoddy, drawn-out, repetitive coverage of simple facts. You're better than this!
@DanteLore
2013-07-24 11:14 UTC
FPV range record - roughly 200m http://youtu.be/IWQDbQMTefU #fpv #quadcopter
@DanteLore
2013-07-24 10:30 UTC
FPV with my new ground-based DVR http://youtu.be/OgAkiB57Dns via @youtube
@DanteLore
2013-07-23 18:07 UTC
Doesn't look like news to me, @ajhmurray #notnews
@DanteLore
2013-07-22 21:31 UTC
Software completed. Just got to sort out a power supply. #agile #trafficlights #arduino
@DanteLore
2013-07-22 13:28 UTC
IUnityContainer.CreateChildContainer() is both a godsend and a code smell. It's hard to make bootstrapping sexy @DotNet
@DanteLore
2013-07-21 20:58 UTC
#CI build status with #arduino. #agile and happy!
@DanteLore
2013-07-21 16:14 UTC
@RichardW615 Where's your Twitter gone?
@DanteLore
2013-07-19 14:57 UTC
RT @DotNet: When it takes overly long to understand a few lines of code, it's probably too few lines of code.
@DanteLore
2013-07-19 14:46 UTC
Is it wrong that I just used JSON for a config file? Much more readable than XML, much richer than an INI file...
@DanteLore
2013-07-16 21:28 UTC
First go with the rotary table and I've bogged it up. Should have spent more time thinking about it, I guess...
@DanteLore
2013-07-16 19:40 UTC
Teams are like teenagers: They can only learn from their mistakes. Starting quiet and watching them screw up is very hard work. #agile
@DanteLore
2013-07-14 21:15 UTC
I wish there was a range of Shields for the @Raspberry_Pi like there is for @arduino. Not an original thought I know, but it's still true!
@DanteLore
2013-07-12 14:12 UTC
Refactor your user stories before you write the code and you won't need to refactor your code. Move uncertainty to the edges. #agile
@DanteLore
2013-07-11 22:32 UTC
.@RaaRaaNoisyLion cake complete. Happy daughter expected tomorrow!
@DanteLore
2013-07-11 20:58 UTC
Retrospective today revealed the team loved 5 hour planning marathon yesterday. They didn't look happy at the time! #opaque #expressionless
@DanteLore
2013-07-11 20:55 UTC
Architect told me yesterday how annoyed he is that Hadoop is slow. On further probing it turns out he's using a single VM. #missedthepoint
@DanteLore
2013-07-10 15:28 UTC
Planning meeting kit. #scrum
@DanteLore
2013-07-09 12:24 UTC
Managers: you can administrate from home but you can't lead from home. #getababysitter
@DanteLore
2013-07-05 19:24 UTC
RT @HairyWelly: A repost but who cares... Busting some maths on Murray's head
@DanteLore
2013-07-05 14:52 UTC
Documenting your crappy product doesn't help customers use it. Engage with them early; develop what they need; no docs required!
@DanteLore
2013-07-05 10:10 UTC
"Human Resources" is dehumanising and derogatory; yet you'll hear it used in almost every workplace. You're just another business expense.
@DanteLore
2013-07-04 22:36 UTC
RT @Coralbots: humans are far too slow & fragile to restore coral reefs, but inaction will be catastrophic - you can change this! http://t.…
@DanteLore
2013-07-03 22:14 UTC
Cake is the code I wrote in a hurry; my belly is the technical debt it caused; cycling to work is like refactoring for my arse. #suckitup
@DanteLore
2013-07-02 20:35 UTC
People who take telephone complaints for TFL seem to have better monitors on their desks than I do on mine. #falseeconomy #envy
@DanteLore
2013-06-28 06:47 UTC
RT @KentBeck: when paralyzed by self-doubt, i only need to be able to write the next test, not make it work. do it now.
@DanteLore
2013-06-27 17:06 UTC
@vmelia imagine my surprise to see you appear on my Twitter feed. It's a funny old world!
@DanteLore
2013-06-27 16:54 UTC
Feeling 50% "validated practitioner" and 50% "conscious incompetent" after a truly inspiring CSM course from @agilebear. Thanks @nigelebaker
@DanteLore
2013-06-27 11:28 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3cayRMnVb8&feature=youtube_gdata_player an interesting #scrum point well made @agilebear!
@DanteLore
2013-06-26 10:13 UTC
Very cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XAPnuFjJc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
@DanteLore
2013-06-26 06:57 UTC
Day 1 of scrum master training today. Get to find out what a terrible job I've been doing for the last 5 years. #certified #scrummaster
@DanteLore
2013-06-25 10:32 UTC
@coolcomponents could this be used for a general serial application as well was with the ardupilot? http://www.coolcomponents.co.uk/catalog/radio-telemetry-europe-p-1186.html
@DanteLore
2013-06-25 08:57 UTC
Today is an inspirational mix of meetings, meetings and meetings. #dispair
@DanteLore
2013-06-25 08:01 UTC
Like I said: Oh very dear! http://youtu.be/T73Rr8d0DKk #fpv #quadcopter #crash
@DanteLore
2013-06-25 06:52 UTC
Oh dear. Oh very dear.
@DanteLore
2013-06-21 10:34 UTC
Big data is very exciting, but now I have to use languages called Hive and Pig. Why are language names these days so stupid?
@DanteLore
2013-06-18 20:59 UTC
RT @codinghorror: What the hell have you built.
@DanteLore
2013-06-18 10:50 UTC
Discovering Unity boot strappers with MEF? Whatever next? #dotnet
@DanteLore
2013-06-16 21:11 UTC
Settling in to the new house!
@DanteLore
2013-06-06 17:31 UTC
@HairyWelly saw this and thought of you
@DanteLore
2013-06-06 15:47 UTC
FPV at the airbase! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_82WtwW3o4&feature=youtube_gdata
@DanteLore
2013-06-05 12:32 UTC
Scooting around the green #quadcopter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcwtRJY0bao
@DanteLore
2013-06-05 09:35 UTC
What value do the categories on @YouTube really add? "Howto & Style"? "Science and Tech"? What do they really mean to anyone?
@DanteLore
2013-06-03 17:39 UTC
...I'll work all night in a noisy rack room drinking klix coffee if you just give me a hard problem and the freedom to solve it.
@DanteLore
2013-06-03 17:35 UTC
Free breakfast, groovy sofa, table football, open plan, casual dress, adjustable desk, ping pong table coolness does very little for me.
@DanteLore
2013-06-01 20:30 UTC
RT @bengoldacre: watching the BNP protesting against hate preachers can teach you a lot about insightlessness.
@DanteLore
2013-06-01 14:52 UTC
Cooking up a loaf in the Dutch Oven. #bread #oldschool #dutchoven standard @hollywoodbaker recipe, unusual technique
@DanteLore
2013-05-31 14:00 UTC
With clear conscience I can now shout: BAN THE TUPLE! #csharp @DotNet
@DanteLore
2013-05-31 13:57 UTC
I made the Tuple go away this afternoon. Now there's another struct, another file and 10 times more code... but it's readable code. #csharp
@DanteLore
2013-05-30 21:02 UTC
Maybe #humanswarm is about physical response to environment? Maybe about big data. Damned sure it's not about swarms or emergent behaviour!
@DanteLore
2013-05-30 20:54 UTC
#humanswarm would be a great intro to big data and analytics for school kids. What the hell is it doing on at this time? @channel4
@DanteLore
2013-05-30 19:25 UTC
I used "foo(params Tuple <string, object>[])" today. Now I feel like I should hand myself in to the police. #csharp #.net #shame #codepest
@DanteLore
2013-05-30 15:46 UTC
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: If you're on red alert every day, then red alert means nothing.
@DanteLore
2013-05-30 10:22 UTC
No meetings until 3pm? #w00t
@DanteLore
2013-05-29 21:34 UTC
Really? On a tablet? Honestly? #surface #winrt #rage
@DanteLore
2013-05-29 19:58 UTC
Been packed up for just 4 days and I'm already having man-cave-separation-anxiety. Two bloody weeks to go. #dontthinkillmakeit
@DanteLore
2013-05-28 21:03 UTC
Meetings with new US overlords was a little bit like #theapprentice. Not been fired yet.
@DanteLore
2013-05-26 20:21 UTC
Excellent mix of anticlimax and mild envy. #nerdageddon #whatsinsidethecube
@DanteLore
2013-05-25 21:12 UTC
RT @CompSciFact: "Branching is easy. Merging is hard." -- Eric Sink
@DanteLore
2013-05-25 21:06 UTC
Wish I'd had the chain hoist last time... hope the new garage has beams! cc @Chopterator
@DanteLore
2013-05-24 22:08 UTC
Hey everyone, this is an ARP joke. If you're the one who gets it, reply. #protolol
@DanteLore
2013-05-24 21:42 UTC
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! #khan #startrek #wrath
@DanteLore
2013-05-24 15:19 UTC
When writing view models for WPF bindings, @resharper 's habit of creating protected properties can lead to hours of head scratching
@DanteLore
2013-05-19 21:59 UTC
RT @MikeMcDerment: "If a picture is worth 1000 words, a prototype is worth 1000 meetings" @ideo
@DanteLore
2013-05-17 19:39 UTC
This stunning self portrait is proof that I managed some 360's this evening @Chopterator. #quadrotor #getin
@DanteLore
2013-05-17 18:59 UTC
Starting the weekend with a @brewdog 5am Saint. #punkbeer Screw you John Smith!
@DanteLore
2013-05-16 21:29 UTC
Quite proud of my #agile #kanban #board. Just need more monitors round the office!
@DanteLore
2013-05-16 06:22 UTC
That's how you move a lathe!
@DanteLore
2013-05-15 09:11 UTC
@Spotify No Stairway? Really?
@DanteLore
2013-05-15 08:44 UTC
Agile as a hippo on a tightrope
@DanteLore
2013-05-13 21:37 UTC
Like father like daughter
@DanteLore
2013-05-13 20:18 UTC
Late to the party but enjoying it ♫ Comedown Machine – The Strokes http://spoti.fi/145zDwa #NowPlaying
@DanteLore
2013-05-13 13:23 UTC
@coolcomponents how about a retweet for this excellent kickstarter? Should be very interesting for your customers! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/376482095/coral-bots-teams-of-robots-that-repair-coral-reefs
@DanteLore
2013-05-13 13:05 UTC
@RdgGeek how about a retweet for this excellent kickstarter project? http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/376482095/coral-bots-teams-of-robots-that-repair-coral-reefs
@DanteLore
2013-05-12 22:34 UTC
RT @bengoldacre: you'd have better luck buying a ladder and dropping your 3d printer on someone's head
@DanteLore
2013-05-12 20:04 UTC
The man presenting this award is, quite literally, a legend. Please welcome... Robin Hood! #baftas
@DanteLore
2013-05-11 10:49 UTC
@AbsoluteRadio90 this is possibly the most boring radio show I have ever heard in my life #sorry
@DanteLore
2013-05-08 13:03 UTC
Having people dial in to presentations I can deal with. Having the presenter dial in to talk 30 people through some slides is just crap.
@DanteLore
2013-05-07 20:55 UTC
It's not a "process" it's aTV talent show you horrible creatures #theapprentice
@DanteLore
2013-05-06 16:22 UTC
First go with the Dutch Oven.
@DanteLore
2013-05-04 17:16 UTC
Time for some casual bar work me thinks. @Readingbeerfest @rontana @RichardW615
@DanteLore
2013-05-04 08:04 UTC
Busy on beer bar C at @Readingbeerfest last night. Great fun. Another shift to look forward to tonight!
@DanteLore
2013-05-03 19:13 UTC
On my way to do a shift at @Readingbeerfest
@DanteLore
2013-05-03 09:48 UTC
RT @p_tay: I love summer and Instagram. It always helps me to stay updated with what a wine glass looks like on a table in the sun
@DanteLore
2013-05-03 09:03 UTC
RT @Chopterator: New @oracle java update tries to smuggle in McAfee trial. If McAfee removes the Ask Toolbar I'm not sure if the irony has…
@DanteLore
2013-05-02 20:05 UTC
I am literally dripping in vacancies. Developers everywhere from 30 to 60 large in the fair town of Newbury. #justsaying
@DanteLore
2013-05-02 11:23 UTC
@Metcalficus you beat the BBC by a clear 60 seconds! Clearly a born journo. #speedy
@DanteLore
2013-05-01 10:43 UTC
RT @bengoldacre: It's not renting that ruins children's lives, it's the contemptible absence of stable tenancies in UK RT @emilydugan: http…
@DanteLore
2013-05-01 06:47 UTC
RT @bengoldacre: This elaborate prank on people who pirate games is sheer, unadulterated genius. http://bit.ly/187bw0x
@DanteLore
2013-04-30 21:11 UTC
#FPV ground station in a box completed. Complete with aux input and output and tripod mount.
@DanteLore
2013-04-30 14:46 UTC
"65 years of innovation from the 1948 Series I to the #NewRangeRoverSport. https://x.com/LandRover/status/329215727083061248/photo/1" each less desirable than the last!
@DanteLore
2013-04-29 12:27 UTC
RT @Readingbeerfest: #realale deliveries coming in fast now
@DanteLore
2013-04-28 12:32 UTC
Worrying obsession with the Simpsons game!
@DanteLore
2013-04-25 20:02 UTC
RT @Readingbeerfest: The tent is up!
@DanteLore
2013-04-25 14:13 UTC
I just backed @Coralbots: teams of robots that repair coral reefs on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/136ymla
@DanteLore
2013-04-24 19:24 UTC
How much do software team leaders earn up north? Or don't they have software team leaders up north?
@DanteLore
2013-04-24 14:18 UTC
RT @peterc: A lot of people code the same way this guy cooks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ceC7ERsLc#t=0m12s
@DanteLore
2013-04-23 15:32 UTC
International coding test over skype turned out to be fine. Lithuanian office looks nicer than ours. #transferring
@DanteLore
2013-04-22 20:54 UTC
Loving the @HobbyKingLive mobile site. Hating the out-of-stock-ness of the DT750's. #grounded
@DanteLore
2013-04-22 13:40 UTC
RT @kickstarter: Today in Kickstarter — can a robot repair coral reefs? http://bit.ly/Z25KuX
@DanteLore
2013-04-21 17:40 UTC
Daughter helps insulate the inside of "Daddy's Tractor"
@DanteLore
2013-04-20 20:13 UTC
Just volunteered for two late shifts at @Readingbeerfest. Friday and Saturday 9-11pm. Can't wait!
@DanteLore
2013-04-19 15:28 UTC
Currently sat in an office full of developers, watching an office full of developers http://www.twitch.tv/22cans #gripping @22Cans
@DanteLore
2013-04-19 15:26 UTC
"Does exactly what it says on the tin" is fine, unless the tin reads: "hybrid, on-premise solutions for leveraging business insights"
@DanteLore
2013-04-19 15:12 UTC
RT @KentBeck: New post: "Short's Not Always Sweet: The Case For Long Test Names" http://on.fb.me/13mlA1Y
@DanteLore
2013-04-19 14:35 UTC
@HairyWelly where's the eggs, eggboy?
@DanteLore
2013-04-18 20:02 UTC
I love how some people can repeat your comments in meetings as if you didn't even speak. It makes me very happy indeed. #honestguv
@DanteLore
2013-04-17 13:59 UTC
RT @BLOODHOUND_SSC: Check out this cool time-lapse video of @Formaplex machining all the holes & surfaces in #BLOODHOUND's monocoque ...
@DanteLore
2013-04-17 11:41 UTC
Wow! #wow http://www.360heros.com/2013/03/omsi-360-video-aerial-flight-in-portland-oregon/
@DanteLore
2013-04-16 16:48 UTC
Though the keyboard is very very nice to use. Think I might be typing faster than on the laptop!
@DanteLore
2013-04-16 16:47 UTC
Tweeting from the office #surface. Sadly, I am glad I didn't buy one. No windows app support and unable to find search box in the app store.
@DanteLore
2013-04-16 15:13 UTC
The word "Core" in a namespace is a #badsmell in my opinion. DansProduct.Maps.Core is less good than just DansProduct.Maps
@DanteLore
2013-04-15 08:55 UTC
Plans are afoot
@DanteLore
2013-04-11 15:29 UTC
I wrote an android app and then made it share this text for me
@DanteLore
2013-04-11 14:30 UTC
I wrote my first ever @Android app this lunchtime. Took 15 minutes. Might be a demonstration of the #ParetoPrinciple.
@DanteLore
2013-04-10 11:42 UTC
At that price, it'd be rude not to! http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B008EI2AMG/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_asp_rsINF.10KZ4TW
@DanteLore
2013-04-08 21:03 UTC
Tidying up is for girls #mancave
@DanteLore
2013-04-08 13:46 UTC
RT @Peschel_Report: Instantly proven by @cstross and @drmabuse RT “What Twitter will look like on the day that Thatcher dies” - http://t ...
@DanteLore
2013-03-30 09:06 UTC
RT @MrJamesMay: I've designed a new motivational T-shirt. It reads 'Fly into a massive panic and thwart progress'. #PlaceOrders
@DanteLore
2013-03-29 16:49 UTC
Loving catching up on #wheelerdealers but less of the recaps and "coming ups" please @DiscoveryUK @TheEddChina @mikebrewer. More oily bits!
@DanteLore
2013-03-28 20:36 UTC
When the shit hits the fan you can rely on a good #salesman to sit around telling jokes while you fix it. Their commission is at stake y'see
@DanteLore
2013-03-28 20:30 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Daughter's masterpieces
@DanteLore
2013-03-27 22:00 UTC
"@simonmayo: Pompeii programme fascinating but the repetition is getting tiresome" Very true!
@DanteLore
2013-03-27 14:18 UTC
#unity on #mono huh? Must try it! http://hmadrigal.wordpress.com/2010/11/21/unity-2-setting-up-the-chain-of-responsability-pattern-and-using-a-configuration-file-with-mono-monodevelop/
@DanteLore
2013-03-26 16:32 UTC
There's more #drama at work today than there was at the @minacktheatre yesterday!
@DanteLore
2013-03-25 22:22 UTC
South West Coast - Lands End to (almost) The Lizard: http://logicalgenetics.com/south-west-coast-lands-end-to-almost-the-lizard/
@DanteLore
2013-03-20 09:20 UTC
Full English Buns with beans, bacon, sausage and egg. Based on @hollywoodbaker recipe. It's a good crumb!
@DanteLore
2013-03-19 11:11 UTC
Madness, but cool madness nevertheless: A fully LINQified RayTracer : http://blogs.msdn.com/b/lukeh/archive/2007/10/01/taking-linq-to-objects-to-extremes-a-fully-linqified-raytracer.aspx
@DanteLore
2013-03-14 06:55 UTC
RT @Chopterator: .@oracle ironic that #java has so many updates due to security flaws yet is still peddling crapware with the fixes http ...
@DanteLore
2013-03-14 00:37 UTC
Greenham With Wobbly Camera: http://youtu.be/Icf7aW1jLuQ?a via @YouTube
@DanteLore
2013-03-13 23:14 UTC
Clearly @DotNet knew I was going to be working on an ETL tool: http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-gb/library/hh228604.aspx #topbanana
@DanteLore
2013-03-13 12:09 UTC
Added custom business logic to generic DTOs using extension methods. Unit tested previously-untestable algorithm. #proud #software #ninja
@DanteLore
2013-03-12 20:36 UTC
I'm now responding to Outlook meeting requests with smoke. Like the #Vatican do. White = accepted, Black = tentative, phosgene = declined
@DanteLore
2013-03-12 15:07 UTC
@rontana fancy geek night tonight?
@DanteLore
2013-03-11 22:41 UTC
Debugging #ETL progs over a VPN from home is slow slow #slow
@DanteLore
2013-03-06 22:09 UTC
If you are not the intended recipient of this message, please burn your computer and scour your mind with meths. #stupiddisclaimers
@DanteLore
2013-03-06 22:06 UTC
All views are my own and not those of my employer except where views coincidentally align. Some views aren't even my own. #stupiddisclaimers
@DanteLore
2013-03-05 21:42 UTC
"@runiter: @DanteLore there is a petition to demand Oracle remove Ask Toolbar from Java: https://www.change.org/petitions/oracle-corporation-stop-bundling-ask-toolbar-with-the-java-installer"
@DanteLore
2013-03-05 14:48 UTC
Dear @Oracle, every time I have to uncheck the ask toolbar it makes me hate you a little bit more. It's basically a virus. #java #shameful
@DanteLore
2013-03-04 17:18 UTC
#resharper users are restricted to the studio recordings C++ devs can use the live versions!
@DanteLore
2013-03-04 17:11 UTC
If you can't complete a single refactoring in the time it takes to listen to "Freebird", then the #refactor is too large.
@DanteLore
2013-03-01 18:09 UTC
Sadly this new story rating system is too #agile for the big bosses. #teamshapestheprocess #myarse
@DanteLore
2013-02-28 12:41 UTC
EZSnap Motor Mounts Explained: http://logicalgenetics.com/ezsnap-motor-mounts/
@DanteLore
2013-02-28 12:01 UTC
RT @hhariri: I'd really like to have the second option in VS 2012. Is it possible via some hack?
@DanteLore
2013-02-28 10:35 UTC
I challenge anyone to parse command line parameters in an elegant way. #impossible
@DanteLore
2013-02-28 10:32 UTC
EZSnap motor mounts completed
@DanteLore
2013-02-20 13:34 UTC
Yesterday I flew my copter and wrote some brilliant code to do a useful job. Today I'm in meetings 9-5. #somuchforprogress #meetings #poo
@DanteLore
2013-02-19 09:09 UTC
Cold! http://youtu.be/rcMSBPJvl38?a
@DanteLore
2013-02-19 07:57 UTC
So the cross brace worked... Sort of. Or not. #backtothedrawingboard
@DanteLore
2013-02-18 13:57 UTC
Just found a small clod of engine oil in my hair two days after fixing The Duke. Shampoo is clearly not a worthy adversary. #swarfega time
@DanteLore
2013-02-16 22:48 UTC
Duke's gearbox finished; second door card completed; battery cables swapped; garden tidied; quadcopter fixed and enhanced. #busy #nerd #grin
@DanteLore
2013-02-15 09:04 UTC
Greenham Common Sunrise: http://logicalgenetics.com/greenham-common-sunrise/
@DanteLore
2013-02-11 21:51 UTC
I am going to pursue a new career building robotic penguins. It's that simple. #PenguinsSpyInTheHuddle
@DanteLore
2013-02-07 20:04 UTC
How did we get here from there? http://oneterabyteofkilobyteage.tumblr.com/ 90s Web nostalgia.
@DanteLore
2013-02-03 21:21 UTC
Windows ini files are easier to edit and easier to code than XML files. Don't ever make users type <xml/>, it's cruel. #keepitsimple #iniFTW
@DanteLore
2013-02-02 20:23 UTC
Since @Chopterator is posting photos of food... here's a photo of my buns. #tasty
@DanteLore
2013-01-31 12:12 UTC
Just tried to sign up for the @22Cans forum. Stumped by the magic code security thingy. #embarassing
@DanteLore
2013-01-30 15:43 UTC
Sales comission has been the cause of most project failures I've seen. Good to see this: http://www.thoughtworks-studios.com/blog/challenger-sales-customer-value-and-not-dollar-value#.UQk92QvZz78.twitter
@DanteLore
2013-01-30 13:48 UTC
RT @Chopterator: Code reviews.. 90% trying not to be a jerk, 10% being a good programmer (and 5% strong maths skills)
@DanteLore
2013-01-30 13:41 UTC
RT @ProfBrianCox: Natural selection is NON-RANDOM !!! This, at least, cannot be argued with because it is a statement about what the the ...
@DanteLore
2013-01-28 14:52 UTC
Door Card: http://logicalgenetics.com/door-card/
@DanteLore
2013-01-25 20:09 UTC
#informationradiator finally getting installed. Only took a year!
@DanteLore
2013-01-25 14:03 UTC
Tracking Kanban with TFS: http://logicalgenetics.com/tracking-kanban-with-tfs/
@DanteLore
2013-01-25 09:28 UTC
After being told it was an amazing thing, I read up on the "Star Schema" this morning. "Big Data" still seems almost embarrassingly simple.
@DanteLore
2013-01-24 10:12 UTC
RT @dnesteruk: Blog post on Agent Mulder - supporting IoC in ReSharper http://blogs.jetbrains.com/dotnet/2013/01/agent-mulder-supporting-ioc-in-resharper/
@DanteLore
2013-01-24 10:10 UTC
Austerity measures in the Taylor household mean I am now listening to @Spotify adverts again. #badtimes
@DanteLore
2013-01-21 14:22 UTC
I was hoping the snow would be more exciting.
@DanteLore
2013-01-15 14:54 UTC
This is how #canon can optimise your car parking experience. #niceone
@DanteLore
2013-01-15 10:26 UTC
Forgot to renew my domain name. Website and email broke. Restored and safe for the next 5 years now. #whoops http://logicalgenetics.com
@DanteLore
2013-01-11 10:40 UTC
RT @Chopterator: Zeno sobriety: No I didn't drink half a bottle of whiskey last night. I'd have had to have had 1/4 first, 1/8 before t ...
@DanteLore
2013-01-11 10:40 UTC
What kind of hotel doesn't have shower gel? A crappy hotel - Sunningdale Park for example. #nothelping #hangover
@DanteLore
2013-01-10 16:20 UTC
Sunningdale Park Hotel is skuzzy
@DanteLore
2013-01-07 22:40 UTC
Post Christmas #arduino week continues with the motor driver shield. Easy to wire up. Very simple to code. 9/10
@DanteLore
2013-01-07 19:34 UTC
Leaving @orangeuk after 13 years due to the shocking customer service @spuginowski is getting. #votewithyourfeet @orangehelpers
@DanteLore
2013-01-07 13:22 UTC
#nerdporn http://www.visual6502.org/JSSim/index.html
@DanteLore
2013-01-06 17:56 UTC
#Arduino presents unpacked at last!
@DanteLore
2013-01-05 21:20 UTC
This could be interesting... http://nootropicdesign.com/projectlab/2011/03/20/text-and-graphics-overlay/
@DanteLore
2013-01-04 16:28 UTC
Source control now working again after two days. Thanks #IIS #Mercurial and #OneThousandMeetings for wasting a little of my time on earth
@DanteLore
2013-01-03 19:39 UTC
RT @Chopterator: @DanteLore Never be the first one back from vacation!
@DanteLore
2013-01-03 18:22 UTC
Working late rebuilding source control #deepjoy
@DanteLore
2013-01-02 17:41 UTC
"Machiavellian Bastard" or perhaps "Champion Delegator". No, hang on: "Incredibly Angry" #TwoWordCV
@DanteLore
2013-01-02 13:35 UTC
New Year Hobjectives: http://logicalgenetics.com/new-year-hobjectives/
@DanteLore
2012-12-29 16:42 UTC
Garage wall moisture drama. #snails #mushrooms #dustsheets
@DanteLore
2012-12-20 15:59 UTC
@hhariri did you know that a nuget install of TeamCitySharp doesn't work? because of: https://github.com/hhariri/EasyHttp/pull/9 Source download works, luckily!
@DanteLore
2012-12-19 21:57 UTC
Antennatastic
@DanteLore
2012-12-19 21:52 UTC
Circular Polarisation the Easy Way: http://logicalgenetics.com/circular-polarisation-the-easy-way/
@DanteLore
2012-12-17 12:22 UTC
Because sometimes you have to pay in advance for good games @22cans http://kck.st/10dMVmO
@DanteLore
2012-12-13 22:43 UTC
RT @qikipedia: The number of people in the UK claiming to follow the Jedi religion has fallen by more than half since the 2001 census.
@DanteLore
2012-12-10 15:15 UTC
@Chopterator of course not! My imagination is as bereft as my bank account! If only money could be made doing FPV coptering...
@DanteLore
2012-12-06 10:54 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Balls! @ Jungle Mania http://instagr.am/p/S5E-ffjmNZ/
@DanteLore
2012-12-05 23:39 UTC
More fun with the #multiwii #quadcopter controller http://logicalgenetics.com/multiwii-plugged-in/
@DanteLore
2012-12-05 00:00 UTC
The quadcopter pilot in me loves the #multiwii software. The UI designer in me feels a little bit sick! #happyonbalance
@DanteLore
2012-12-04 17:59 UTC
That last tweet was the solution to our interview coding test in tweet form. If anyone did it that way, we wouldn't hire them!
@DanteLore
2012-12-04 17:56 UTC
return Directory.GetFiles(root, "*", SearchOption.AllDirectories).Sum(f => File.ReadAllText(f).Split(' ').Count(w => w.Length > 0)); #boom
@DanteLore
2012-12-04 15:42 UTC
Why would @linkedin send me an email today to tell me about a job for which the application deadline was yesterday? #useless
@DanteLore
2012-12-03 22:10 UTC
A Winter's Tale: http://logicalgenetics.com/a-winters-tale/
@DanteLore
2012-12-03 12:19 UTC
@chopterator have you watched my video YET? http://youtu.be/sKRGBYjTcPQ
@DanteLore
2012-12-03 09:20 UTC
FPV Adventures: http://youtu.be/sKRGBYjTcPQ via @youtube
@DanteLore
2012-11-28 12:52 UTC
RT @tech_fruits: The legendary #Minecraft by @notch will have a Raspberry Pi Edition! :) http://bit.ly/10MLxb2
@DanteLore
2012-11-26 09:15 UTC
RT @shekhar_sanyal: Prof Kevin Warwick @ The IET Pinkerton Lecture 2012 # Pinkertonlecture #Cybernetics #IET
@DanteLore
2012-11-22 22:14 UTC
Behold! The Claw! #homemadeblowtorch #retort
@DanteLore
2012-11-20 11:10 UTC
More excellent customer service from @HobbyKingLive via the online web chat. Helping fuel my addiction to RC stuff...
@DanteLore
2012-11-19 23:53 UTC
Saturday Morning Lanes and FPV: http://logicalgenetics.com/saturday-morning-lanes-and-fpv/
@DanteLore
2012-11-19 10:50 UTC
RT @vaughndavis: I'm OK with homeopathy getting government funding if they're OK being paid with a bag of plain paper that once containe ...
@DanteLore
2012-11-18 20:25 UTC
@spuginowski - what about this? http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B008PSEWRG/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_z4tQqb09DF03A via @amazon
@DanteLore
2012-11-17 09:52 UTC
#lanes
@DanteLore
2012-11-16 18:18 UTC
Dan has a rant about: People Who Like Debugging http://logicalgenetics.com/people-who-like-debugging/
@DanteLore
2012-11-16 14:11 UTC
RT @Chopterator: Wow nice one @tomstanton28 that might be enough to re-engage my passing FPV interest! http://t.co/o9tnQA9V awesome!
@DanteLore
2012-11-15 09:19 UTC
Woooo! Props have shipped! Thanks @HobbyKingLive
@DanteLore
2012-11-14 15:28 UTC
Today's Mapping Tool: Bing Maps for WPF
@DanteLore
2012-11-14 14:36 UTC
There's a prop shortage. Waiting for 11x4.7 right- and left-handers to arrive at @HobbyKingLive #flyingverycarefully
@DanteLore
2012-11-13 22:45 UTC
I am the God of Hell Fire and I bring you... #homemadeblowtorch
@DanteLore
2012-11-13 08:54 UTC
Erm... Yeah, good morning.
@DanteLore
2012-11-12 12:24 UTC
@BandQ never has 10mm x 10mm aluminium square tube in stock. Never ever ever. Looks like I'm driving to the Reading store *again*
@DanteLore
2012-11-12 11:48 UTC
#Klout just told me 87% of my influence is via #Facebook. Plan for the next year - make #twitter influence bigger, stop using #fb
@DanteLore
2012-11-08 09:20 UTC
And the results look OK I think:
@DanteLore
2012-11-08 09:19 UTC
Been playing with mapserver again! http://logicalgenetics.com/mapserver-revisited/
@DanteLore
2012-11-07 11:43 UTC
It would appear not!
@DanteLore
2012-11-07 11:41 UTC
Is 21 a good Klout? http://klout.com/user/DanteLore?n=tw&v=daily_welcome&i=52072877856529365
@DanteLore
2012-11-05 15:59 UTC
Apple Picking: http://youtu.be/-SG8UvDHQjY via @youtube
@DanteLore
2012-11-02 09:23 UTC
#Swype on my new work phone. Love it!
@DanteLore
2012-11-01 10:45 UTC
Beautifully done: http://llewblog.squarespace.com/electric-cars/2012/10/25/i-drove-2725-miles-in-one-day-in-a-car-big-deal.html
@DanteLore
2012-10-28 13:16 UTC
RT @DanB78: RT @TechCrunch: Big Data Right Now: Five Trendy Open Source Technologies http://flpbd.it/Fqvru worth a read if you're interes ...
@DanteLore
2012-10-28 12:17 UTC
Agile!
@DanteLore
2012-10-26 15:00 UTC
RT @martinfowler: "On Being A Senior Engineer" - @allspaw explains key attributes of technical leadership (http://www.kitchensoap.com/2012/10/25/on-being-a-senior-engineer/
@DanteLore
2012-10-23 10:48 UTC
I've seen some weird code in my time, but this takes the biscuit: fertilePresenter.SelectAllChildren(); #WTF
@DanteLore
2012-10-23 08:06 UTC
But at least I'm not dead, like whoever was going the other way.#startonapositivenote
@DanteLore
2012-10-23 08:03 UTC
Stuck on the motorway. Perhaps forever?
@DanteLore
2012-10-22 14:38 UTC
RT @olgamaslikhova: Big Data is like sex in high school. Everyone is talking about, not many are doing it, if they are they aren't doing ...
@DanteLore
2012-10-22 09:56 UTC
.@techcrunch totally miss the point of @raspberry_pi http://techcrunch.com/2012/10/21/getting-started-with-the-raspberry-pi-is-not-as-easy-as-pie/ via @techcrunch
@DanteLore
2012-10-22 07:51 UTC
@raspberry_pi and #mono #csharp - now with added pictures! http://logicalgenetics.com/raspberry-pi-and-mono-hello-world/
@DanteLore
2012-10-19 23:05 UTC
#mono #csharp and #raspberrypi Hello World! http://logicalgenetics.com/raspberry-pi-and-mono-hello-world/
@DanteLore
2012-10-19 13:38 UTC
Regardless of how much I drink, having a beer on my desk at work just seems weird. #beer #work
@DanteLore
2012-10-18 19:56 UTC
#raspberry_pi #arduino sandwich!
@DanteLore
2012-10-18 18:56 UTC
Since I started with my @Raspberry_Pi, all I buy is USB cables: #AtoB, #AtoMiniB, #AtoMicroB. Love the connectivity, hate the connectors.
@DanteLore
2012-10-17 15:34 UTC
RT @Spuginowski: Welcome back my friend http://instagr.am/p/Q41JLkDmCo/
@DanteLore
2012-10-17 10:36 UTC
Good to see the old girl! #hoveringplatform
@DanteLore
2012-10-17 10:04 UTC
OK, it's a graduate recruitment fair at the school of engineering.
@DanteLore
2012-10-17 10:02 UTC
Hanging about on campus doing a bit if grooming...
@DanteLore
2012-10-13 23:14 UTC
The #Shuttle joins #Concorde on the list of amazing things we've thrown away without replacement. Meanwhile #beiber gets naked. #despair
@DanteLore
2012-10-13 12:50 UTC
#raspberrypi on the internet on the move! http://logicalgenetics.com/starting-sakis3g-from-an-rc-d-script/
@DanteLore
2012-10-12 09:51 UTC
World’s fastest baby stroller goes 50 miles per hour | TechHive http://www.techhive.com/article/2011656/world-s-fastest-baby-stroller-goes-50-miles-per-hour.html via @TechHive
@DanteLore
2012-10-11 21:25 UTC
#theplanecrash 55 minutes of buildup and then less than 30 minutes of analysis. #CelebrityScientificMethod
@DanteLore
2012-10-11 20:37 UTC
Range of 50m? How come my RC controller can do ten times that? #theplanecrash #radiocontrol #quadcopter
@DanteLore
2012-10-10 20:04 UTC
Cop that, Firegoat #quadcopter #crash: http://youtu.be/pBUkAxI25PU via @youtube
@DanteLore
2012-10-08 13:39 UTC
Useful software of the day! http://www.emptyloop.com/unlocker/
@DanteLore
2012-10-07 20:17 UTC
My wife thinks my new #fpv stuff is nerdy. I agree but don't care! #nerd
@DanteLore
2012-10-07 14:47 UTC
#fpv #quadcopter http://logicalgenetics.com/repairs-and-fpv-setup/
@DanteLore
2012-10-07 14:18 UTC
RT @FliteTest: Hydro TriCopter?! http://fb.me/2s4uI5ahY
@DanteLore
2012-10-07 14:14 UTC
#fpv #quadcopter
@DanteLore
2012-10-05 14:26 UTC
Christening, Cruising then Crashing the Carbon-Copter #quadrotor #multirotor http://logicalgenetics.com/christening-cruising-then-crashing-the-carbon-copter/
@DanteLore
2012-10-05 13:08 UTC
Carbon-Quad Takes to the Skies: http://youtu.be/hv0T7PYgKS0 via @youtube
@DanteLore
2012-10-05 12:39 UTC
Test flight time!
@DanteLore
2012-10-04 16:01 UTC
Add to basket: http://www.hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/uh_viewItem.asp?idProduct=27033
@DanteLore
2012-10-03 22:21 UTC
Carbon #quadcopter taking shape nicely!
@DanteLore
2012-10-03 22:14 UTC
Carbon Copter Cables: http://logicalgenetics.com/carbon-copter-cables/
@DanteLore
2012-10-03 12:40 UTC
#RaspberryPi brain for @DanAndTheDuke continues to take shape with battery backup and #Arduino voltage and temp monitor
@DanteLore
2012-10-02 10:11 UTC
Frozen in Carbonite: Carbon fibre quad frame starts to take shape http://logicalgenetics.com/frozen-in-carbonite/
@DanteLore
2012-10-01 23:17 UTC
Oozing potential
@DanteLore
2012-10-01 15:15 UTC
I want to go home and play with my carbon fibre bits!
@DanteLore
2012-09-29 09:48 UTC
Hard at work
@DanteLore
2012-09-26 13:38 UTC
Double Feature: "6-Way Tricopter Failure" and "Flight of the Firegoat" http://logicalgenetics.com/double-tricopter-failure-and-flight-of-the-firegoat/
@DanteLore
2012-09-20 16:37 UTC
Primula: because you're worth it!
@DanteLore
2012-09-18 11:29 UTC
HMS Ocean steams past our port side #itsabiggun
@DanteLore
2012-09-18 10:58 UTC
Leaving the country!
@DanteLore
2012-09-17 10:53 UTC
Double Tricopter Test Flight: http://logicalgenetics.com/double-tricopter-test-flight/
@DanteLore
2012-09-16 10:23 UTC
Light breakfast at the farm
@DanteLore
2012-09-14 20:31 UTC
I never get tired of putting data on maps! http://logicalgenetics.com/a-trip-to-work/
@DanteLore
2012-09-13 20:45 UTC
#theaudience told me to to say that #theaudience is a realistic and well conceived docu-drama. Phew! I didn't have to decide on my own.
@DanteLore
2012-09-13 19:08 UTC
Many people who are entertaining elsewhere are very very boring in Twitter. I'm talking about you #standupcomedians
@DanteLore
2012-09-13 11:35 UTC
Healthy option
@DanteLore
2012-09-11 14:16 UTC
Beacon Hill Tricopter http://logicalgenetics.com/beacon-hill-tricopter/
@DanteLore
2012-09-11 08:14 UTC
Beacon Hill Saxophone 'Coptering: http://youtu.be/1axRChPKE9c via @youtube
@DanteLore
2012-09-10 11:57 UTC
Interviewing is rubbish.
@DanteLore
2012-09-09 08:43 UTC
Should make life easier! http://shar.es/ubu3g via @sharethis
@DanteLore
2012-09-06 13:52 UTC
#rulebritania #godsavethequeen #raspberrypi http://www.raspberrypi.org/archives/1925
@DanteLore
2012-09-06 10:49 UTC
Some day the ASCII speedometer will be a legal requirement http://twitgoo.com/66dqpi
@DanteLore
2012-09-05 23:50 UTC
New look website for me! http://logicalgenetics.com
@DanteLore
2012-09-05 13:26 UTC
@spuginowski - you need this: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/gin-oclock/id554131036?mt=8 @Queen_UK
@DanteLore
2012-09-04 22:48 UTC
Very entertaining evening at the #nags with @rontana, @Timmysmagic and some fine ales - that and bus fare home for less than a bobby moore
@DanteLore
2012-09-04 16:18 UTC
Aha! @richardharlen @DaveH1977 @Chopterator. Correct!
@DanteLore
2012-09-04 16:06 UTC
OK, it's all about Scrum 2.0 not Agile 6.0. Now I know that it all makes perfect sense!
@DanteLore
2012-09-04 10:01 UTC
Looks like waterfall to me - with an added loop-the-loop in the middle http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dd380647.aspx #tfs #agile #microsoft
@DanteLore
2012-09-03 22:56 UTC
Hardened #raspberrypi and GPS enclosure - currently just an ASCII art Speedo but plans are afoot...
@DanteLore
2012-09-02 21:06 UTC
First test run with the #raspberrypi brain module for @DanAndTheDuke. Results look good. Need to sort out backup power source...
@DanteLore
2012-08-31 20:44 UTC
@rontana correct.
@DanteLore
2012-08-31 20:18 UTC
@rontana @Spuginowski I am on just tonic due to some health isssssues. Curry was nice tho.
@DanteLore
2012-08-31 13:28 UTC
£66 to fix my bloody headphones! #bastards http://www.sennheiser.co.uk/uk/home_en.nsf/root/contact_menu_faulty-product
@DanteLore
2012-08-31 08:06 UTC
Got my Huawei internet dongle working on #win7. #raspberrypi next.
@DanteLore
2012-08-29 20:56 UTC
It's not just the adverts, it's the poor direction, echoing sound and blithering and disorganised presenters that make #c4paralympics unique
@DanteLore
2012-08-29 20:37 UTC
Whatever you do, don't mention the war!, @jonsnowC4 #paralympics
@DanteLore
2012-08-28 22:03 UTC
Bloody compatibility issues with twitter API on #mono #raspberrypi make it impossible to upload a picture automatically from @DanAndTheDuke
@DanteLore
2012-08-28 21:54 UTC
Impressed by the #moneysaving of @Spuginowski
@DanteLore
2012-08-26 22:55 UTC
Good to see @DanAndTheDuke is making a mark on Twitter
@DanteLore
2012-03-25 21:17 UTC
I uploaded a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/r0j-qHdLzbs?a Speed Canoeing
@DanteLore
2012-03-24 22:58 UTC
I uploaded a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/lMTXD5TKemE?a Gentle Greenlaning
@DanteLore
2012-03-22 14:40 UTC
I uploaded a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/Qh5X92L8NR8?a Higher Than Tree Status: Confirmed
@DanteLore
2012-03-21 16:16 UTC
I uploaded a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/UIGXBbgTw2U?a Forwards Tricoptering on Stroud Green
@DanteLore
2012-03-21 14:45 UTC
I uploaded a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/4IcvdFeHYeE?a Backwards Tricoptering on Stroud Green
@DanteLore
2012-03-06 14:20 UTC
I liked an @YouTube video http://youtu.be/OViBl9pQEHM?a Pikey Test Flight
@DanteLore
2012-03-02 22:54 UTC
I uploaded a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/n9yzQp31Ovk?a Tricopter Wind Pump Man Crash
@DanteLore
2012-02-14 20:43 UTC
Seems most tweets are very positive or very negative. I'll do my best for the boring middle ground...